MONSTERZORO TRIAL

[ThatKid]

@Thataunt @ThatKid
would you like the claim the remains of the deceased?​

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Very well then.
At @Jaguark101's request
We will hang them by their entrails and have the corpses paraded through the city.
After that we will toss their remains into a lava pit.​

 

[Thataunt]

Don't cry, she can't hurt you anymore.

Give me the remains.

No more fucking necromancy, I am making SURE they are both dead, and non-revivable.

Do I want to know the context behind this?

 

[Infitima]

Don't cry, she can't hurt you anymore.


Do I want to know the context behind this?

So since the wife is dead, do you care to explain why your mom is named Julio or Jeffery? Do you have two dads?

 

[Thataunt]

So since the wife is dead, do you care to explain why your mom is named Julio or Jeffery? Do you have two dads?

Because our grandparents were bastards.

Our mother was made fun of relentlessly for her name.

 

[Jaguark101]

Very well then.
At @Jaguark101's request
We will hang them by their entrails and have the corpses paraded through the city.
After that we will toss their remains into a lava pit.​

Very good

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

As the new judge I am tempted to put @VigilanteGreyhat on trial for slandering the family business name.
Does the jury object to this?
@Jaguark101 @CoC: Color of Clowns @Natalija @NikaInParis @GrandmasterChef Zonji @Kerkovian @Admiral Maynard @Kurozumi Bepo @Infitima​

 

[NikaInParis]

As the new judge I am tempted to put @VigilanteGreyhat on trial for slandering the family business name.
Does the jury object to this?
@Jaguark101 @CoC: Color of Clowns @Natalija @NikaInParis @GrandmasterChef Zonji @Kerkovian @Admiral Maynard @Kurozumi Bepo @Infitima​

Put him on trial? HE'S GOTTA GO!!!

 

[Infitima]

As the new judge I am tempted to put @VigilanteGreyhat on trial for slandering the family business name.
Does the jury object to this?
@Jaguark101 @CoC: Color of Clowns @Natalija @NikaInParis @GrandmasterChef Zonji @Kerkovian @Admiral Maynard @Kurozumi Bepo @Infitima​

Slander isn't a crime punishable by death.

 

[Thataunt]

The family business helped get my surviving family justice for the murders of my parents and @ThatGuy

Although it is not my place, I believe @VigilanteGreyhat should be tried alongside @MonsterZoro tonight!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Slander isn't a crime punishable by death.

When you accuse a good and honest business of being the mafia yes it is.
@VigilanteGreyhat your trial begins now! Get your ass out here!​

 

[Infitima]

When you accuse a good and honest business of being the mafia yes it is.
@VigilanteGreyhat your trial begins now! Get your ass out here!​

It's really not. At least it's a hefty fine. At most it's a couple years of prison.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

It's really not. At least it's a hefty fine. At most it's a couple years of prison.

This is worstgen court, very different judicial system. Are you an accomplice? Why are you defending him?​

 

[Infitima]

This is worstgen court, very different judicial system. Are you an accomplice? Why are you defending him?​

I don't support death. I tried to abstain remember?

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

I don't support death. I tried to abstain remember?

You were too late last time.
May you give a reason why we should spare @VigilanteGreyhat's life after accusing our restaurant of filthy mob business?​

 

[Thataunt]

Your honor I think she may be an accomplice in this particular case

 

[Infitima]

You were too late last time.
May you give a reason why we should spare @VigilanteGreyhat's life after accusing our restaurant of filthy mob business?​

Slander is like one of the least remarkable crimes in most crimes. It's categorized next to lawsuits and restraining orders. It's hardly even a crime.

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Your honor I think she may be an accomplice in this particular case

Pacifist.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Slander is like one of the least remarkable crimes in most crimes. It's categorized next to lawsuits and restraining orders. It's hardly even a crime.

Real world logic does not apply in my court.
The family business is a true and honest establishment was the target of rampant conspiracies, we began hastagging on Twitter due to the allegations, the boss did not like that. It is my duty as second in command of the establishment to seek justice.
now @VigilanteGreyhat please step forward.​

 

[Thataunt]

 

[Jaguark101]

Just a bit of slander, let it slide i say.