CoC: Color of Clowns

Mink pheromones hitting like the Zaza
I don't care if Gorillas have 1-inch-dicks, I am ready to lose 4 inches in order to unlock Gorilla physics, fuck my current body.

I want to become Monke

I've identified with Lanky Kong from DK64 for a long time: "He has no style... he has no grace... this Kong... has a funny face!"

 
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