Biggest 2025 expectation?

  • Nami cutting her hair

    Votes: 8 12.7%
  • Shanks not having a twin

    Votes: 6 9.5%
  • Finding One Piece

    Votes: 2 3.2%
  • Imu face reveal

    Votes: 40 63.5%
  • Vegaskunk finally dying

    Votes: 7 11.1%

  • Total voters
    63

K!NG HARA$H!MA

Hustlerversity Graduate
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from girlfriend 5.0 to wife1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under wife 5.0.

In addition, wife 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed: Desperate

The response (that came weeks later out of the blue)…

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Girlfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while wife 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, wife 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta version.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.

In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the girlfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash wife 1.0.

In summary, wife 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0.

Good Luck

Tech Support
 
:moonwalk:Fiends vs Providers Chapter 8:moonwalk:

I had the final chapter planned after Chapter 7 before going on hiatus. Thought I’d try this weekend, but I woke up to @AL sama becoming admin :risitameh: Which is something the 3 year old in me can’t ignore :risiup:

Hence, this is the PENULTIMATE chapter! Hopefully, I'll get to edit the final chapter next weekend or
the one after that before going on hiatus again :risicheck:





To understand the reference in the first half of the chapter :luchosop:





































Holy shit that is so fantastic fella
You always get things so damn accurate
And you made me Luffy as well, I could not ask for more


I'm honestly very touched to be compared to his unwavering spirit
:josad:
 
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