Post your favorite Zelda ship:

Something something breath of the wild
Post your favorite Zelda ship:

Something something breath of the wild
Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.
 

CoC: Color of Clowns

Force Choke the Chicken
Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.
EXACTLY, THE BOUNCING.

I remember as a teenager being like, this is kind of weird, but, I'm sure I'm just over-reacting.

That was back when I thought only some of the Japanese were crazy horny. Now that I know Japan is just full of closet perverts, stuff makes way more sense.

I think it would have been cool if they did a "Midna regains her form as she goes" mechanic, were each Fused Shadow brought back more of her, and then you could fight alongside full-form Midna against Ganondorf, or maybe Zant?

Wish her end design looked more similar to her OG form, too.

Also... Werewolf Link. I want Werewolf Link. I know how bad that shit went with Sonic, I KNOW, but still. But, if we didn't get Werewolf Link in Breath of the Wild, we probably never will, because... well, the name's right there.
 
Oda already hinted CoCK
I'm starting to think he might mean rooster.

On the color spread with the three in yukatas, Luffy has waves and a sea serpent with clouds that spiral like Nika's. Zoro has an orange dragon and Sanji has a blue rooster. Trying to research what type of rooster. I know it's a rooster than other fowl though because it has the crown and bottom thing under the beaks roosters have.
 
EXACTLY, THE BOUNCING.

I remember as a teenager being like, this is kind of weird, but, I'm sure I'm just over-reacting.

That was back when I thought only some of the Japanese were crazy horny. Now that I know Japan is just full of closet perverts, stuff makes way more sense.

I think it would have been cool if they did a "Midna regains her form as she goes" mechanic, were each Fused Shadow brought back more of her, and then you could fight alongside full-form Midna against Ganondorf, or maybe Zant?

Wish her end design looked more similar to her OG form, too.

Also... Werewolf Link. I want Werewolf Link. I know how bad that shit went with Sonic, I KNOW, but still. But, if we didn't get Werewolf Link in Breath of the Wild, we probably never will, because... well, the name's right there.
It's a copy pasta btw
That's him?
 
Next week is gonna be BIG for Wanji fr!!!
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A normal person would learn from their lesson to not get banned 24/7

they also wouldn’t name themselves after another forum user
I have you ignored and you're still being a psychotic freak. Some people never change..
I'm too old to keep up with all of today's memes, and that's probably an old one. Sigh.

Why in the hell am I still awake?
Idk why I'm awake either..
 
Just remember that you spoke on me first bro

You could’ve ignored
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Then maybe keep the ignored message hidden and don’t speak ill of said ignored person?

Zorofans 🤦🏾‍♂️ the eternal victims
Solis mentioned you not me.
I saw it say there were ignored messages and forgot who I ignored
Now I know not to open them again.
Now leave me alone.
 
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