Controversial The trial of Hogwarts: did Jeff and TAC backstab Sebastian? Is ThatGuy a dark wizard? (Pre-Trial SIGN-UP)

[Sebastian]

Aw is the baby waby Slytherin mad he doesn't get his own website, has to resort to bullying wn innocent Hufflepuff to make himself feel better. And yes our fanarts are top tier. Cry harder.

I don't need to bully you to make myself feel better, Jeff. I bully you because I can.

Top tier? Your so called fanarts look like you forced an dying house-elf to draw them with his feet. I bet its just you and a bunch of your alts who keeps liking them.

Here, this is a top tier fanart:

Projection!

Oh, did Mr. Jeff finally remember one of the terms he learned during classes and uses it now to conter everyone whos confronting him with unpleasant truths?

Chapeau, my sensitive little Hufflepufffriend. But if I remember right, its been you who said that he loves fluffy things.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

Top tier? Your so called fanarts look like you forced an dying house-elf to draw them with his feet. I bet its just you and a bunch of your alts who keeps liking them.

Only a bunch of Ravenclaws would resort to using alts to bolst their egos over art, how dare you!

Oh, did Mr. Jeff finally remember one of the terms he learned during classes and uses it now to conter everyone whos confronting him with unpleasant truths?

Nothing you've said is the truth just worthless lies and slander!

Chapeau, my sensitive little Hufflepufffriend. But if I remember right, its been you who said that he loves fluffy things

I did. But I'm no furry, furries deserve the dark arts casted upon them.

 

[Sebastian]

Only a bunch of Ravenclaws would resort to using alts to bolst their egos over art, how dare you!

So you want to tell me that JeffLover3000 and MrsJeff are real users? You Hufflepuffs really are bad liars.

Nothing you've said is the truth just worthless lies and slander!

Oh! Looks like Ive hit a sore point.

Furries deserve the dark arts casted upon them.

I will fulfill this masochistic wish of yours right after the trial.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

So you want to tell me that JeffLover3000 and MrsJeff are real users? You Hufflepuffs really are bad liars.

What do you have against Jeffs you damn snake?

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

 

[Sebastian]

What do you have against Jeffs you damn snake?

Oh, I could tell you whats wrong with this "name". I just dont think that youre ready for the truth, little Puff.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

Oh, I could tell you whats wrong with this "name". I just dont think that youre ready for the truth, little Puff.

The truth? The truth is that you're scared of Jeff's and now you're trying to act tough. Go crawl back into your dungeon

 

[Sebastian]

The truth? The truth is that you're scared of Jeff's and now you're trying to act tough. Go crawl back into your dungeon

The truth is that Jeffs shouldn't exist.

I'd rather use crucio on myself than being named like that.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

The truth is that Jeffs shouldn't exist.

I'd rather use crucio on myself than being named like that.

Oh wow you fear the name of Jeff that much! What happened to you? Did a muggle name Jeff try and bully you?

 

[Sebastian]

Oh wow you fear the name of Jeff that much! What happened to you? Did a muggle name Jeff try and bully you?

As if somebody named Jeff would be capable of bullying anyone else than his own reflection in the mirror.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

As if somebody named Jeff would be capable of bullying anyone else than his own reflection in the mirror.

Oh so you have a boyfriend named Jeff who dumped you, and now the name Jeff strikes fear in your mind. Is that what this is?

 

[Sebastian]

Oh so you have a boyfriend named Jeff who dumped you, and now the name Jeff strikes fear in your mind. Is that what this is?

You should not project yourself onto others, Jeff.

Everybody remembers you and Jeff.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

You should not project yourself onto others, Jeff.

Fancy coming from you.

Everybody remembers you and Jeff.

Ah Jeff was a good lad, the best friend a man could ask for. But our friendship could not last 😔

 

[Sebastian]

Fancy coming from you.

Yes. Coming from me. The good old Sebastian, whose wifi connection is suprisingly good considering the fact that he is hiding in a forest.

Ah Jeff was a good lad, the best friend a man could ask for. But our friendship could not last 😔

Oh. May I ask what happened to Jeff?

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

Oh. May I ask what happened to Jeff?

Those Ravenclaw nerds did him in, but it couldn't be proven

 

[Sebastian]

Those Ravenclaw nerds did him in, but it couldn't be proven

Those Ravenclaws are the worst. Always acting like know-It-alls because its their only way to get attention.

On the other hand, thats one Jeff less in Hogwarts.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

Those Ravenclaws are the worst. Always acting like know-It-alls because its their only way to get attention.

They deserve all the bullying coming their way tbh.

On the other hand, thats one Jeff less in Hogwarts.

Man you are horrified of that name

 

[Sebastian]

They deserve all the bullying coming their way tbh.

Now have a look at that, Jeff. That was a rare Jeff W.

Man you are horrified of that name

You can try to provoke me, but this won't work. We Slytherins are known for our stoic character.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

You can try to provoke me, but this won't work. We Slytherins are known for our stoic character.

You don't really give me the impression of stoic. Maybe the sorting hat got you wrong too.

 

[Sebastian]

You don't really give me the impression of stoic. Maybe the sorting hat got you wrong too.

How dare you? I'm a proud Slytherin. The only one that's been sorted wrongly are you, you squib.