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As the Straw Hat Pirates continue their journey through the New World, they come across a mysterious island that seems to be dedicated entirely to the gaming platform Steam.

As they explore the island, they suddenly come face to face with a man who looks surprisingly like Scopper Gaban, one of the legendary pirates from Gol D. Roger's crew.

Luffy: Hey, aren't you Scopper Gaban?
Scopper Gaben: [smiling] That's right, I'm Scopper Gaben! CEO of Valve and master of the Sale Sale Fruit!
Nami: Sale Sale Fruit? What's that?
Scopper Gaben: [laughing] It's the power to utilize the overwhelming power of Will of Discount! With this power, I can make anything cheaper!
Sanji: [smiling] That sounds like a useful power. Can you make some discounts on video games for us?
Scopper Gaben: [nodding] Of course! And speaking of video games, I have a special announcement to make!

He turns to Fraud News Morgans, who is standing nearby with his news crew, and gestures for him to start recording.
Scopper Gaben: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some amazing news to share with you all! After 9 years of offscreening, I'm proud to announce that Half-life 3 is real!
The Straw Hat Pirates gasp in shock, and even the Marines who are nearby are caught off guard by the announcement.

Scopper Gaben: And not only that, but the Heavy Update will be worth my weight in gold! So get ready for some amazing gaming experiences, courtesy of Valve and the Sale Sale Fruit!

The Straw Hats can't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation, but they're also excited to see what other surprises await them on this strange island. As they continue their journey, they know that they'll never forget the day they met Scopper Gaben and learned the truth about Half-life 3.
 
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Imagine if that's Urouge's fate. The first, and only, Supernova to be introduced and then completely forgotten, never again to be mentioned by Oda.
Then, on his deadbed, Oda has a tv crew record his last words:
"Urouge... he is real! I left all of his cover stories in a certain place. Go and find them!!"
Urouge is the One Piece, I love it! Best possibility ever lmao.
 
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TAC Jameson, the editor-in-chief of the Daily Bugle (or in this case, Worstgen Forums), is sitting in his office, furiously typing away at his computer. He's been trying to figure out the identity of WorstGenHQ for months now, ever since the mysterious Twitter user started posting One Piece content from the Worstgen Forums.

TAC Jameson: [muttering to himself] Who is this WorstGenHQ? They keep posting all this One Piece content and it's driving me crazy! I need to know who they are, so I can expose them!

Suddenly, there's a knock on the door.

TAC Jameson: [shouting] Come in!

In walks his assistant, Robbie Robertson.

Robbie: Hey, boss. You okay? You seem really worked up.

TAC Jameson: [frustrated] Of course I'm not okay, Robbie! This WorstGenHQ character is like my own personal Spy-Derman! They keep posting content from my forums and I can't figure out who they are!

Robbie: [smiling] Well, maybe that's a good thing, boss. They're promoting our content and bringing in more traffic.

TAC Jameson: [frowning] That's not the point, Robbie! I need to know who they are! They could be anyone! Even one of our own staff members!
Robbie: [skeptical] I don't think anyone on our team is savvy enough to be running a secret Twitter account, boss.


TAC Jameson: [grumbling] That's what you think, Robbie. But I'll get to the bottom of this. I'll figure out who WorstGenHQ is, and I'll expose them for the fraud they are!

Robbie just shakes his head and leaves the room, leaving TAC Jameson to continue his obsessive search for the identity of WorstGenHQ. Little does he know, WorstGenHQ is actually one of his own staff members, secretly promoting the Worstgen Forums on Twitter and enjoying the chaos that TAC Jameson's obsession is causing.

@TheAncientCenturion
 
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