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Gorosei Informer

Fuck, Oda hasn't even revealed the Lurking Legend yet.
You mean the Twerking Legend?
It was a dark and stormy night on the high seas of the New World. The notorious pirate Blackbeard Marshall D. Teach and the fearsome pirate Big Mom Charlotte Linlin were on a collision course. Both were known for their ruthless nature and insatiable hunger for power, but tonight, they would engage in a battle unlike any other - a twerk off.

The news of the twerk off spread quickly among the pirate community, and soon the decks of their respective ships were crowded with eager crewmates, ready to witness the showdown. Blackbeard, with his dark, imposing figure and his iconic black beard that seemed to suck in all the light around it, stood confidently on the deck of his ship, the Queen Anne's Revenge. He wore his usual dark robes and his eyes gleamed with a mischievous glint as he prepared for the challenge.

On the other side, Big Mom, the monstrous captain of the Big Mom Pirates, stood tall on the deck of her ship, the Thousand Sunny. With her massive size and her wild mane of pink hair, she looked like a force to be reckoned with. Her crewmates cheered her on, knowing that her twerking was as powerful as her notorious hunger pangs.

The twerk off began with a thunderous beat that echoed across the ocean. Blackbeard started the dance, his hips swaying and his booty popping with surprising finesse for a man of his size. He incorporated his Devil Fruit powers, using the darkness to create mesmerizing illusions that added flair to his moves. His crewmates cheered him on, impressed by his unexpected twerking skills.

But Big Mom was not one to be outdone. She unleashed her Haoshoku Haki, a powerful ability that could intimidate her opponents, and started her twerking routine with a burst of energy. Her enormous frame seemed to defy gravity as she moved, her hips shaking with ferocity that sent shockwaves through the air. Her crewmates roared with excitement, knowing that their captain was a force of nature.

The twerk off continued for hours, with both Blackbeard and Big Mom pulling out all the stops. Blackbeard used his cunning and agility to perform acrobatic twerking maneuvers, while Big Mom incorporated her monstrous strength into her dance, creating shockwaves that rocked the sea around them. The intensity of their twerking was unmatched, and the crews of both ships were in awe of the spectacle before them.

As the night wore on, the fatigue started to set in. Blackbeard's moves became slower, and his breathing grew heavy. Big Mom, too, showed signs of exhaustion, but her determination never wavered. She dug deep into her reserves, fueled by her indomitable will and her hunger for victory.

In a final, epic showdown, Blackbeard and Big Mom went all out, pushing their bodies to the limit. Their twerking was a blur of motion, their hips moving at an incredible speed, their booties bouncing with incredible force. The clash of their twerking powers created a whirlwind of energy that crackled with intensity, lighting up the night sky.

But in the end, it was Big Mom who emerged victorious. With one last, earth-shattering twerk, she sent shockwaves that shook Blackbeard off his feet and into the sea. Her crewmates erupted into cheers, celebrating their captain's victory.

As Blackbeard floated in the water, defeated but still grinning, he raised a toast to Big Mom, acknowledging her as the ultimate twerk master. Though he had lost the battle, he knew that he had witnessed a twerking legend in action, and he vowed to come back stronger and better prepared for their next encounter.
 
Leakers before 1069 : HAHAHAHA Luffy ONE-TAPS LUCCI and LUCCI wants to FLEE THE ISLAND
Reality : Lucci clashes with G5, gets up, oneshots Sentomaru

Leakers before 1080 : HAHAHAHA Garp is building lvl
Reality : aCoC confirmed

Leakers before 1081 : HAHAHAHA Garp oneshots KUZAN, Shiryu >>> Kuzan
Reality : Kuzan humiliates the BBPs, Garp gets one hit and the scene switches

It's the same shit every week.

This whole community got Marineford PTSD from when they were kids, the Marines/WG traumatized their childhoods
bitch ass leakers didn't utter a word about Ryokugyu negging the scabbards, Weevil or Kuzan negging half the commanders of an emperor while making said emperor apologize but an admiral gets a scratch and they spam it :pepecorn:
I wasn't around during the Ryokugyu vs Scabbards chapters but didn't the leakers said that Momo defeats Aramaki with Boro Breath lol?
 
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