TAC AND THATGUY TRIAL

[Sebastian]

Please continue.

Alright. It was the christmas eve 4 years ago. It was our first christmas in Hogwarts, so we all were really excited for it. Well, everybody was, except of @Hufflepuff Jeff. He kept complaining about how boring the christmas time is and that somebody should "spice things up". I didn't know what he meant with that, but soon I realized how far he would go to have "fun".

As a Hufflepuff @Hufflepuff Jeff had access to the plants that are known to grow in the Hufflepuff common room. Before the christmas eve dinner, he forced a house-elf to mix some of his plants into the students meals.

The results were awful. All students and even the teachers were high that evening. Most of them forgot about it, but I remember it. The house elves were punished for it, and soon the headmaster also kicked out @ThatGuy because a certain somebody told him that it was his fault. After he'd already been caught teaching dark arts before, nobody believed him anymore.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Alright. It was the christmas eve 4 years ago. It was our first christmas in Hogwarts, so we all were really excited for it. Well, everybody was, except of @Hufflepuff Jeff. He kept complaining about how boring the christmas time is and that somebody should "spice things up". I didn't know what he meant with that, but soon I realized how far he would go to have "fun".

As a Hufflepuff @Hufflepuff Jeff had access to the plants that are known to grow in the Hufflepuff common room. Before the christmas eve dinner, he forced a house-elf to mix some of his plants into the students meals.

The results were awful. All students and even the teachers were high that evening. Most of them forgot about it, but I remember it. The house elves were punished for it, and soon the headmaster also kicked out @ThatGuy because a certain somebody told him that it was his fault. After he'd already been caught teaching dark arts before, nobody believed him anymore.

@Hufflepuff Jeff please explain yourself here!

 

[DarkestKnightofSpoilers]

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

Sigh okay so yes I did indeed abuse the plants to make so magic weed, but did anyone get hurt by it? No. Was the substance some good shit? Absolutely! Who cares about any of this? Besides the goblins got over it after like 3 days, I got to hang out with the Ravenclaws after the "incident" if I made some more. Sebastian is only making a big deal out of it because Hufflepuff was granted 50 points for this, and that bothered his Slytherin ego.

What @ThatGuy did was so much worse, people got injured over that. Muggles killed!

I'll even make some more for judge @Mr. Reloaded if he wants to try.

 

[ThatGuy]

Sigh okay so yes I did indeed abuse the plants to make so magic weed, but did anyone get hurt by it? No. Was the substance some good shit? Absolutely! Who cares about any of this? Besides the goblins got over it after like 3 days, I got to hang out with the Ravenclaws after the "incident" if I made some more. Sebastian is only making a big deal out of it because Hufflepuff was granted 50 points for this, and that bothered his Slytherin ego.

What @ThatGuy did was so much worse, people got injured over that. Muggles killed!

I'll even make some more for judge @Mr. Reloaded if he wants to try.

So it was you? Fuck you!! You ruined my career as a dark wizard!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

So it was you? Fuck you!! You ruined my career as a dark wizard!

@Objection! You fought long and hard but....

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

So it was you? Fuck you!! You ruined my career as a dark wizard!

A confession

So you also admit to killing your wife and sister then?

 

[Sebastian]

Sigh okay so yes I did indeed abuse the plants to make so magic weed, but did anyone get hurt by it? No. Was the substance some good shit? Absolutely! Who cares about any of this? Besides the goblins got over it after like 3 days, I got to hang out with the Ravenclaws after the "incident" if I made some more. Sebastian is only making a big deal out of it because Hufflepuff was granted 50 points for this, and that bothered his Slytherin ego.

What @ThatGuy did was so much worse, people got injured over that. Muggles killed!

I'll even make some more for judge @Mr. Reloaded if he wants to try.

Jeff. Stop using your substance addiction to excuse your actions. Your substance may have been some "good shit", but it is a fact that you've hurt students with it.

And that wasn't even the worst part.

@Mr. Reloaded @Objection do you know what he did after students kept collapsing, hallucinating and vomiting? He just stood there and laughed.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

Jeff. Stop using your substance addiction to excuse your actions. Your substance may have been some "good shit", but it is a fact that you've hurt students with it.

Everyone got over it. Stop making it out like a big deal!

@Mr. Reloaded @Objection do you know what he did after students kept collapsing, hallucinating and vomiting? He just stood there and laughed.

Well yes, you don't find that humourous?

 

[Objection!]

@Objection! You fought long and hard but....

Objection!

Your honor, don't forget what my client is accused of. This trial isn't about whether my client is a dark wizard or not. Also, he just said "You ruined my career as a dark wizard", which clearly shows that he wanted to become one, but he didn't.

Alright. It was the christmas eve 4 years ago. It was our first christmas in Hogwarts, so we all were really excited for it. Well, everybody was, except of @Hufflepuff Jeff. He kept complaining about how boring the christmas time is and that somebody should "spice things up". I didn't know what he meant with that, but soon I realized how far he would go to have "fun".

As a Hufflepuff @Hufflepuff Jeff had access to the plants that are known to grow in the Hufflepuff common room. Before the christmas eve dinner, he forced a house-elf to mix some of his plants into the students meals.

The results were awful. All students and even the teachers were high that evening. Most of them forgot about it, but I remember it. The house elves were punished for it, and soon the headmaster also kicked out @ThatGuy because a certain somebody told him that it was his fault. After he'd already been caught teaching dark arts before, nobody believed him anymore.

Thank you for your statement. Your honor, this clearly proves that @Hufflepuff Jeff isn't a reliable witness. His testimony should be declared as invalid and be deleted from the court record.

@ThatGuy I don't want to hear a single word from you.

 

[Sebastian]

Everyone got over it. Stop making it out like a big deal!

Well yes, you don't find that humourous?

No, I don't find that humourous, Jeff. My sister felt really, really sick after that. And everyone just got over it because they forgot about it. Stop downplaying your actions.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

Your honor, don't forget what my client is accused of. This trial isn't about whether my client is a dark wizard or not. Also, he just said "You ruined my career as a dark wizard", which clearly shows that he wanted to become one, but he didn't.

Who's seen on surveillance footage killing his wife with the Abra Kadabra spell? @ThatGuy so get out of here with your slimy technicalities. This is exactly how Casey Anthony and OJ walked. What's wrong with you lawyers?

No, I don't find that humourous, Jeff. My sister felt really, really sick after that. And everyone just got over it because they forgot about it. Stop downplaying your actions.

No downplay here, 50 points to Hufflepuff and a free broom I got. I even got with your sister after that, seems like you're just mad 😂..

Thank you for your statement. Your honor, this clearly proves that @Hufflepuff Jeff isn't a reliable witness. His testimony should be declared as invalid and be deleted from the court record.

Unreliable because you don't like me

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

you for your statement. Your honor, this clearly proves that @Hufflepuff Jeff isn't a reliable witness. His testimony should be declared as invalid and be deleted from the court record.

The jury voted him a credible witness so he stays. High off his ass or not.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

 

[Sebastian]

No downplay here, 50 points to Hufflepuff and a free broom I got. I even got with your sister after that, seems like you're just mad 😂..

What? Why in all hell would you get a free broom for that? And what are you talking there about Anne? Stop lying.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

What? Why in all hell would you get a free broom for that?

Because it was good shit the professors loved it 😂

And what are you talking there about Anne? Stop lying.

Oh shoot I promised her I would never tell you about that, whoops

 

[Sebastian]

Because it was good shit the professors loved it 😂

Oh shoot I promised her I would never tell you about that, whoops

Never tell me what? Tell me what you' ve done to my sister or I swear you' ll never be able to sit on a broom again for the rest of your life!

 

[Objection!]

Who's seen on surveillance footage killing his wife with the Abra Kadabra spell? @ThatGuy so get out of here with your slimy technicalities. This is exactly how Casey Anthony and OJ walked. What's wrong with you lawyers?


Unreliable because you don't like me

Theres nothing wrong with us lawyers. We defend the rights of our clients and make sure that they get a fair trial.

Oh, its also a funny thing that you mention that surveillance footage. @Mr. Reloaded your honor, I consulted a specialist and it is clearly proven that the surveillance footage has been faked. This is the real picture, showing @Hufflepuff Jeff using the Imperio curse on @ThatGuy to force him to kill his wife.

 

[ThatGuy]

Theres nothing wrong with us lawyers. We defend the rights of our clients and make sure that they get a fair trial.

Oh, its also a funny thing that you mention that surveillance footage. @Mr. Reloaded your honor, I consulted a specialist and it is clearly proven that the surveillance footage has been faked. This is the real picture, showing @Hufflepuff Jeff using the Imperio curse on @ThatGuy to force him to kill his wife.

He did? Oh yes, he did! I couldn't do anything against it, he forced me to kill my wife!

@Objection! Good idea!

 

[Objection!]

He did? Oh yes, he did! I couldn't do anything against it, he forced me to kill my wife!

@Objection! Good idea!

Didn't I tell you to be quiet? Let me do this, I will get you out of here.