TAC AND THATGUY TRIAL

[Mr. Reloaded]

Theres nothing wrong with us lawyers. We defend the rights of our clients and make sure that they get a fair trial.

Oh, its also a funny thing that you mention that surveillance footage. @Mr. Reloaded your honor, I consulted a specialist and it is clearly proven that the surveillance footage has been faked. This is the real picture, showing @Hufflepuff Jeff using the Imperio curse on @ThatGuy to force him to kill his wife.

Jeff my boy!

The only problem here however is that this is his sister @Thataunt.

And I have the unaltered footage of the incident with his wife

Still disappointed in you Jeff!

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

Theres nothing wrong with us lawyers. We defend the rights of our clients and make sure that they get a fair trial.

Oh, its also a funny thing that you mention that surveillance footage. @Mr. Reloaded your honor, I consulted a specialist and it is clearly proven that the surveillance footage has been faked. This is the real picture, showing @Hufflepuff Jeff using the Imperio curse on @ThatGuy to force him to kill his wife.

How'd you get this?! Meh. Anywho @Thataunt was a wanted fugitive so I figured the person who should untimely take her down would be @ThatGuy. But he was scared so I helped him do it.

I was feeling real good that day after having a nice session with @Sebastian's sister after all!

 

[Objection!]

Jeff my boy!

The only problem here however is that this is his sister @Thataunt.

And I have the unaltered footage of the incident with his wife

Still disappointed in you Jeff!

Remain neutral, your honor.

That's his sister? Oh, I knew that, but after you didn't realize that the footage is faked, I just wanted to test out how attentive you are.

And I have the unaltered footage of the incident with his wife

Your honor, what makes you so sure that @Hufflepuff Jeff didnt use the Imperio curse on @ThatGuy offscreen to force him to kill her too?

The jury voted him a credible witness so he stays. High off his ass or not.

The jury? You mean that talking bear? Your honor, you know that I've already expressed my concern about the composition of the jury before the trial began and I haven't changed my opinion about that since then.

How'd you get this?! Meh. Anywho @Thataunt was a wanted fugitive so I figured the person who should untimely take her down would be @ThatGuy. But he was scared so I helped him do it.

I was feeling real good that day after having a nice session with @Sebastian's sister after all!

I have my sources. Maybe you should have a better look at who you invite into your family? But that's not important now, then you, Jeff, just confessed a murder.

Your honor, I hereby request to drop the charges against my client @ThatGuy.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Your honor, what makes you so sure that @Hufflepuff Jeff didnt use the Imperio curse on @ThatGuy offscreen to force him to kill her too?

Because unlike his sister he has a motive for that, he was seeing a woman in the name of ThatSlut, my connections informed me on this.

The jury? You mean that talking bear? Your honor, you know that I've already expressed my concern about the composition of the jury before the trial began and I haven't changed my opinion about that since then.

The individual you speak of has participated in the jury several times prior to this case, I feel he is trustworthy enough.

Remain neutral, your honor.

Sorry. But judge ain't easy

 

[Sebastian]

I was feeling real good that day after having a nice session with @Sebastian's sister after all!

That's enough. I've warned you more than enough, Jeff. Over and over again. Nobody talks about my sister like this. I don't care about spending the rest of my life in Azkaban. You won't leave this courtroom alive.

 

[Objection!]

Because unlike his sister he has a motive for that, he was seeing a woman in the name of ThatSlut, my connections informed me on this.

Excuse me, your honor, but having a motive doesn't make you a killer. Having affairs isn't illegal either. So what's even your point in accusing my client? You've got nothing and, I repeat myself, I hereby request to drop the charges against my client @ThatGuy.

Sorry. But judge ain't easy

You earn like twice as much money as me.

 

[ThatGuy]

he was seeing a woman in the name of ThatSlut

H-Hey I thought that would remain a secret between us!

 

[Objection!]

H-Hey I thought that would remain a secret between us!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

got nothing and, I repeat myself, I hereby request to drop the charges against my client @ThatGuy.

The jury will decide this man's innocence

H-Hey I thought that would remain a secret between us!

Dealing with her was the secret part if I recall

 

[ThatGuy]

Dealing with her was the secret part if I recall

Screw you! After that little conversation we had, I thought you'd be on my side!

@Objection! This "judge" isn't impartial, he killed ThatSlut!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Screw you! After that little conversation we had, I thought you'd be on my side!

@Objection! This "judge" isn't impartial, he killed ThatSlut!

Heresy! Quit trying to blame all your problems on the family, we're innocent

 

[Objection!]

Screw you! After that little conversation we had, I thought you'd be on my side!

@Objection! This "judge" isn't impartial, he killed ThatSlut!

You can't throw around with these accusations without having evidence.

Also, didn't I tell you to remain silent? You only make things worse whenever you open your mouth.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

That's enough. I've warned you more than enough, Jeff. Over and over again. Nobody talks about my sister like this. I don't care about spending the rest of my life in Azkaban. You won't leave this courtroom alive.

She's a fantastic kisser! A shame she's so sick now 😔

 

[Sebastian]

She's a fantastic kisser! A shame she's so sick now 😔

So you are that guy that left her as soon as she got sick?

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

So you are that guy that left her as soon as she got sick?

She needed her family more than me, I did what I felt was right. Besides Poppy is smoking hot, I got with her in a heartbeat

 

[Sebastian]

She needed her family more than me, I did what I felt was right. Besides Poppy is smoking hot, I got with her in a heartbeat

You did what you felt was right? Fuck you. You just took the easiest way out, that's all. My sister never recovered from the way you broke up with her. Via howler. I don't even have words to describe what I'm going to do to you.

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

You did what you felt was right? Fuck you. You just took the easiest way out, that's all. My sister never recovered from the way you broke up with her. Via howler. I don't even have words to describe what I'm going to do to you.

You don't understand Sebby, it was a hard choice for me

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

I think we've heard than enough at this point really.

The jury may do their deliberation and read their verdict.
On the following people
@TheAncientCenturion and @ThatGuy

I will be dropping all charges against @Hufflepuff Jeff and @Sebastian

While I find Jeff to be an asshole and perhaps misplaced among the Hufflepuff's, he was not expelled for the incident at Hogwarts. And as for Sebastian the charges against him were weak and ultimately never brought up in court.

@CoC: Color of Clowns @Eneru @Kurozumi Bepo @Warchief Sanji D Goat @Kerkovian @DarkestKnightofSpoilers​

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

And as for Sebastian the charges against were weak and ultimately never brought up in court.

This is a travesty of the law.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

This is a travesty of the law.

Playa didn't care for goblins it seems