Thatguy trial

[Objection!]

Ah let me tell you fella, I remember it like it was yesterday
One foggy midnight I was hungry and decided to go out and get some grub
This was at a local sandwich joint that was kinda like a Subway or Quiznos
For some reason the line was quite long, but @ThatGuy was in the lobby trying to sell potential customers a sandwich and drink he bought ahead of time, the prices he was askin for were more than what you pay at the shop so I just ignored it

I was also the one who approved his appeal

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1655286525398065152

Oh. Well.

I'm sure you didn't have a good first impression of my client. You have to know that he had financial problems after he lost his job and he would have done everything to earn some money for his family.

When you talked to him, did he seem to be a sane guy to you?

 

[Pot Goblin]

Oh. Well.

I'm sure you didn't have a good first impression of my client. You have to know that he had financial problems after he lost his job and he would have done everything to earn some money for his family.

When you talked to him, did he seem to be a sane guy to you?

Honestly I can respect the grift cause let me tell you fella those sandwiches are really good like god damn, easily better than Quiznos
Seemed alright to me, if he had tried somethin we probably would not be having a trial right now

 

[Objection!]

Honestly I can respect the grift cause let me tell you fella those sandwiches are really good like god damn, easily better than Quiznos
Seemed alright to me, if he had tried somethin we probably would not be having a trial right now

Oh? Maybe I should try one of these sandwiches too.

Mr. Pot, Mr. @ThatGuy is facing some really serious charges, such as first degree murder and dark wizardry. Do you think that Mr. @ThatGuy would be able to commit such crimes?

 

[Pot Goblin]

Oh? Maybe I should try one of these sandwiches too.

Mr. Pot, Mr. @ThatGuy is facing some really serious charges, such as first degree murder and dark wizardry. Do you think that Mr. @ThatGuy would be able to commit such crimes?

My vibes say no but I ain't sure how useful vibes are in a court of law

 

[Objection!]

My vibes say no but I ain't sure how useful vibes are in a court of law

Mr. Pot, don't worry, you can't say anything wrong here. Those vibes that you mention are useful here. They help me to prove my point that my client basically is innocent and that he'd never done this if he would have been in his right mind.

Mr. Pot, as far as I know you are a part of the family. May I ask you if you work at the family restaurant of @Mr. Reloaded too?

 

[Pot Goblin]

Mr. Pot, don't worry, you can't say anything wrong here. Those vibes that you mention are useful here. They help me to prove my point that my client basically is innocent and that he'd never done this if he would have been in his right mind.

Mr. Pot, as far as I know you are a part of the family. May I ask you if you work at the family restaurant of @Mr. Reloaded too?

Does a customer count?
For the most part I'm just here approving various papers coming across my way
Though I do deliver the occasional package to them
And they deliver sweet, sweet, pizza for me
I'm a fan of the meat lovers

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

@ThatGuy see how happy he looks? He's living the life you never gave him, and without the abuse!

 

[ThatGuy]

@ThatGuy see how happy he looks? He's living the life you never gave him, and without the abuse!

Happy? Happy you say? He looks absolutely terrified! Give me back my kiddo, ρε μαλάκα!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Happy? Happy you say? He looks absolutely terrified! Give me back my kiddo, ρε μαλάκα!

Smiling in a photo is being scared? Oh please 😆

He already said he doesn't wanna go back. We gave him everything. Toys, education, bodyguards, a licence and his first car. You name it.

His favorite toy btw

Spoiler: Future of the family

 

[Pot Goblin]

Smiling in a photo is being scared? Oh please 😆

He already said he doesn't wanna go back. We gave him everything. Toys, education, bodyguards, a licence and his first car. You name it.

His favorite toy btw

Spoiler: Future of the family

Well shucks your honor looks like the boy and me have something in common
Here's a photo of me and my first toy when I was a kid

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1643146435775324160

 

[Objection!]

Does a customer count?
For the most part I'm just here approving various papers coming across my way
Though I do deliver the occasional package to them
And they deliver sweet, sweet, pizza for me
I'm a fan of the meat lovers

Sweet pizza? Ah, yes. I see.

Mr. Pot, have you ever noticed something strange going on at the restaurant of @Mr. Reloaded?

Also, did you hear of the new album that the family just released? The CD includes for example their new hit "Yadadada". It's been in the charts.

 

[Pot Goblin]

Sweet pizza? Ah, yes. I see.

Mr. Pot, have you ever noticed something strange going on at the restaurant of @Mr. Reloaded?

Also, did you hear of the new album that the family just released? The CD includes for example their new hit "Yadadada". It's been in the charts.

I mostly just hand the package off to Mr. Reloaded outside the joint then dip
Gotta say those fellas love their suits though, even the customers wear em sometimes
And the music you're showing me is not something I listen to on my own

 

[ThatGuy]

Smiling in a photo is being scared? Oh please 😆

He already said he doesn't wanna go back. We gave him everything. Toys, education, bodyguards, a licence and his first car. You name it.

His favorite toy btw

Spoiler: Future of the family

He may be smiling, but as his dad I can feel how scared he is! And what the heck does he need bodyguards for? Or a damn car? Hes still a kiddo! And what do you mean with licence? Licence for what? And since when is he playing with toy guns? His favourite toy used to be Chico the lion-plushie

 

[Objection!]

I mostly just hand the package off to Mr. Reloaded outside the joint then dip
Gotta say those fellas love their suits though, even the customers wear em sometimes
And the music you're showing me is not something I listen to on my own

Packages? Customers wearing suits? Thats interesting. So you don't know whats inside of those packages?

Oh, thats not a problem. So you never heard of that song Yadadada? There are rumours that the family band stole that song, you know.

@Mr. Reloaded Your honor, are you provoking my client?

 

[Pot Goblin]

Packages? Customers wearing suits? Thats interesting. So you don't know whats inside of those packages?

Oh, thats not a problem. So you never heard of that song Yadadada? There are rumours that the family band stole that song, you know.

@Mr. Reloaded Your honor, are you provoking my client?

Actually I know what's in the packages as I'm the supplier

Made a delivery earlier today here

@Mr. Reloaded I got the stuff

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1659136847098814465

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

He may be smiling, but as his dad I can feel how scared he is! And what the heck does he need bodyguards for? Or a damn car? Hes still a kiddo! And what do you mean with licence? Licence for what? And since when is he playing with toy guns? His favourite toy used to be Chico the lion-plushie

He wanted the bodyguards because it looks cool! And the car will already be there for him when he's 16, the kid is a driving protegee and received his licence early. Chico is old news, he loves the gun as his father I'm sure you understand

@Mr. Reloaded Your honor, are you provoking my client?

Nope! Just friendly banter

 

[Objection!]

Actually I know what's in the packages as I'm the supplier

Made a delivery earlier today here

So there are illegal animal transports ongoing? What happens to the bunnys after @Mr. Reloaded received them?

Mr. Pot, as a witness you don't have to incriminate yourself.

Nope! Just friendly banter

Your honor. My client just had a mental breakdown.

Btw., friendly banter? Do you know my client on a friendship basis?

 

[Pot Goblin]

So there are illegal animal transports ongoing? What happens to the bunnys after @Mr. Reloaded received them?

Mr. Pot, as a witness you don't have to incriminate yourself.

I got a permit so it's all good
I don't know what they're use ffor but reloaded it has told me that they're store pets

 

[ThatGuy]

I got a permit so it's all good
I don't know what they're use ffor but this to reload it has told me that they're store pets

Store pets? Poor Mr. Bunny

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Your honor. My client just had a mental breakdown.

Btw., friendly banter? Do you know my client on a friendship basis?

Would you not consider a food critic a type of rival? Hence friendly banter

I don't know what they're use ffor but this to reload it has told me that they're store pets

Exactly