Thatguy trial

[Owl Ki]

@Owl Ki you may take the stand!​

Aye, aye.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

@Objection! you may begin!​

 

[Objection!]

Mr. @Owl Ki, thank you for appearing. This won't take long.

Do you remember the incident when somebody allegedly broke into @Kurozumi Bepo's apartment and pointed a gun at him?

 

[Owl Ki]

Mr. @Owl Ki, thank you for appearing. This won't take long.

Do you remember the incident when somebody allegedly broke into @Kurozumi Bepo's apartment and pointed a gun at him?

Nope. I cannot remember what I wasn't there for.

 

[Objection!]

Nope. I cannot remember what I wasn't there for.

But you've heard of that incident, right?

 

[Owl Ki]

But you've heard of that incident, right?

Aye, I heard of that incident in this very courtroom as a member of the Jury in this currently ongoing trial.

 

[Objection!]

Aye, I heard of that incident in this very courtroom as a member of the Jury in this currently ongoing trial.

You were the one that suggested to arrange an identity parade. Is this right?

 

[Owl Ki]

You were the one that suggested to arrange an identity parade. Is this right?

Yes.

 

[Objection!]

Yes.

Alright. Would you please give the court a short explanation of what an identity parade is?

 

[Owl Ki]

Alright. Would you please give the court a short explanation of what an identity parade is?

In my own words, an identity parade is where you go and fetch a bunch of sassenachs that resemble a physical description given by the relevant witness, gather them all up and have the aforementioned relevant witness point at the sod that fits the description the most.

 

[Objection!]

In my own words, an identity parade is where you go and fetch a bunch of sassenachs that resemble a physical description given by the relevant witness

Yes.

According to the statement of @Kurozumi Bepo the burglar was "of average height, had little black eyes and he wore an hoodie".

So, did I understand that correctly: The individuals presented at the identity parade should look similar to this given description?

 

[Owl Ki]

Yes.

According to the statement of @Kurozumi Bepo the burglar was "of average height, had little black eyes and he wore an hoodie".

So, did I understand that correctly: The individuals presented at the identity parade should look similar to this given description?

Hmm, sounds about right.

 

[Objection!]

Hmm, sounds about right.

Thank you for your assessment!

@Mr. Reloaded Your honor, in consideration of what we've just heard: This is the footage of the identity parade that allegedly proved the guilt of my client in the case of the attempted murder of @Kurozumi Bepo. Except for my client, none of these individuals is of average height. Not even close.

Therefore this identity parade is inadmissible as evidence. I hereby request to drop the charge of attempted murder.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Thank you for your assessment!

@Mr. Reloaded Your honor, in consideration of what we've had just heard: This is the footage of the identity parade that allegedly proved the guilt of my client in the case of the attempted murder of @Kurozumi Bepo. Except for my client, none of these individuals is of average height. Not even close.

Therefore this identity parade is inadmissible as an evidence. I hereby request to drop the charge of attempted murder.

Granted.​

 

[Objection!]

Granted.​

Thank you, your honor.

 

[ThatGuy]

Granted.​

Thank you for your assessment!

@Mr. Reloaded Your honor, in consideration of what we've had just heard: This is the footage of the identity parade that allegedly proved the guilt of my client in the case of the attempted murder of @Kurozumi Bepo. Except for my client, none of these individuals is of average height. Not even close.

Therefore this identity parade is inadmissible as evidence. I hereby request to drop the charge of attempted murder.

 

[Owl Ki]

Yer wife would probably use that as evidence of infidelity if you did that.

 

[ThatSlut]

Yer wife would probably use that as evidence of infidelity if you did that.

Not only his wife

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

1 count of dark wizardry
1 count of 1st degree murder of @ThatWife
1 count of a hate crime against Italians

remaining charges​

 

[Hufflepuff Jeff]

I gotta hand it to @ThatGuy beating even 1 charge after everything that's transpired what with the divorce and everything is pretty impressive ngl