Thatguy trial

[ThatGuy]

I gotta hand it to @ThatGuy beating even 1 charge after everything that's transpired what with the divorce and everything is pretty impressive ngl

Just you wait, I'll soon get my acquittal! My attorney knows the best loopholes in the legal system!

 

[ThatWife]

Not only his wife

Screw off slut you know your ass isn't loyal to shit

Just you wait, I'll soon get my acquittal! My attorney knows the best loopholes in the legal system!

All the acquittals in the world will not put @ThatKid back into your custody though

 

[ThatGuy]

All the acquittals in the world will not put @ThatKid back into your custody though

But at least I'll survive Yashis cement trucks. After that, I'll grab @ThatKid and run away with him. I'll finally show him my beautiful home country greece!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

@Objection! I believe @Roo is ready to testify.​

 

[Objection!]

@Objection! I believe @Roo is ready to testify.​

Alright then. I call @Roo to the witness stand.

 

[Roo]

Hi

 

[Objection!]

Mr. @Roo, I will ask you a few questions regarding the current trial against @ThatGuy.

You've got to tell the truth, but you don't have to answer if you would incriminate yourself.

 

[ThatWife]

But at least I'll survive Yashis cement trucks. After that, I'll grab @ThatKid and run away with him. I'll finally show him my beautiful home country greece!

Your honor! @Mr. Reloaded add conspiracy to commit 1st degree kidnapping to his charges!

 

[Roo]

Mr. @Roo, I will ask you a few questions regarding the current trial against @ThatGuy.

You've got to tell the truth, but you don't have to answer if you would incriminate yourself.

I will tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth

btw Mr. Objection you seems to be drenched in sweat, are you okay?

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Your honor! @Mr. Reloaded add conspiracy to commit 1st degree kidnapping to his charges!

This would indeed be a valid charge due to the courts already favoring The Family having sole custody of @ThatKid even if he is acquitted of all charges it has been proven in both divorce court and this trial that he is unfit to be the sole beneficent of ThatKid.
By admitting he plans to run away with his son despite the court rulings I find a 1st degree conspiracy to commit kidnapping a valid charge!​

 

[Objection!]

Your honor! @Mr. Reloaded add conspiracy to commit 1st degree kidnapping to his charges!

Miss @ThatWife, your honor @Mr. Reloaded, the mere threat to kidnap isn't a crime.

I will tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth

btw Mr. Objection you seems to be drenched in sweat, are you okay?

I'm alright Sir, thank you. I think you'd be drenched in sweat too if you had to defend @ThatGuy.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Miss @ThatWife, your honor @Mr. Reloaded, the mere threat to kidnap isn't a crime.

It will be in this courtroom, hence conspiracy! It's only punishable up to 2 years in prison

 

[ThatGuy]

It will be in this courtroom, hence conspiracy! It's only punishable up to 2 years in prison

I will file an appeal for that!

I'm alright Sir, thank you. I think you'd be drenched in sweat too if you had to defend @ThatGuy.

 

[Objection!]

Alright then. Mr. @Roo, could you please describe us your relationship with @ThatWife?

 

[ThatWife]

This would indeed be a valid charge due to the courts already favoring The Family having sole custody of @ThatKid even if he is acquitted of all charges it has been proven in both divorce court and this trial that he is unfit to be the sole beneficent of ThatKid.
By admitting he plans to run away with his son despite the court rulings I find a 1st degree conspiracy to commit kidnapping a valid charge!​

LMAO

Get fucked @ThatGuy

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

I will file an appeal for that!

If you aren't executed by the end of this, be my guest!

 

[Roo]

Alright then. Mr. @Roo, could you please describe us your relationship with @ThatWife?

She’s a coworker, my secretary to be exact.

 

[Objection!]

She’s a coworker, my secretary to be exact.

I see. Are you aware of that @ThatWife claims to have had an intimate relationship to you?

 

[Roo]

I see. Are you aware of that @ThatWife claims to have had an intimate relationship to you?

Yes, I did not have sexual relations with that woman

 

[Objection!]

Yes, I did not have sexual relations with that woman

Why do you think she keeps claiming this?