Thatguy trial

[ThatWife]

How could I? He was one of my favourite kids

If that's true why is he gone?! You were supposed to watch him!

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Mister @Roo, you deny sleeping with @ThatWife?

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

thank you



How could I? He was one of my favourite kids

that beer glass in your hands... confirms you were bribed by TAC. You are untrustworthy from now on

 

[ThatGuy]

that beer glass in your hands... confirms you were bribed by TAC. You are untrustworthy from now on

Its actually just applejuice

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

You mean you and @K!NG HARA$H!MA?

I think we should question @Joe D. Olphin as a witness.

If that's true why is he gone?! You were supposed to watch him!

that beer glass in your hands... confirms you were bribed by TAC. You are untrustworthy from now on

 

[ThatGuy]

Hey, we are trying to talk over here

 

[Roo]

Mister @Roo, you deny sleeping with @ThatWife?

Yes that is correct, by the way your tie has way too many colors. Son I know it's probably your first time in court, but trust me simple is always the way to go you. You know, when I first got a suit many many years ago I...

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

Its actually just applejuice

And that foam?

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Hey, we are trying to talk over here

And your attorney is speaking. You will not be disrespectful while he's doing his job.
Apologies @TheAncientCenturion​

 

[ThatGuy]

And that foam?

Fake foam. All my friends were drinking real stuff and I didn't want to look like a loser

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

Fake foam. All my friends were drinking real stuff and I didn't want to look like a loser

stop lying. You obviously have rabies.
I wonder where you contracted it🤔🤔🤔🤔

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Yes that is correct, by the way your tie has way too many colors. Son I know it's probably your first time in court, but trust me simple is always the way to go you. You know, when I first got a suit many many years ago I...

@Mr. Reloaded I would like to see this man punished thoroughly. He is committing a grievous felony against our lovely law, known as perjury, or lying under oath.

I submitted this into evidence long ago, but I'll direct everyone to Defense #45gB

Spoiler

From my eyes, it looks like Mr. @Roo is smiling. Why the smile? Did he just get good news? Did the lakers win the world series? And why is he sweating? Is he working out?

Then, my eyes go lower, and I see @ThatWife under his suit jacket, fondling his genitalia with her oral orifice.

Now, this photo came from a sanctioned raid on @ThatWife 's house after receiving a warrant from the judge in question. Why did she photograph this moment? I'm not sure. But it's proving YOU a LIAR Mr. @Roo

 

[ThatWife]

Fake foam. All my friends were drinking real stuff and I didn't want to look like a loser

Is that why you started drinking Bleach during Christmas? 🤭

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

Is that why you started drinking Bleach during Christmas? 🤭

Why are you still crying btw?

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

@Mr. Reloaded I would like to see this man punished thoroughly. He is committing a grievous felony against our lovely law, known as perjury, or lying under oath.

I submitted this into evidence long ago, but I'll direct everyone to Defense #45gB

Spoiler

From my eyes, it looks like Mr. @Roo is smiling. Why the smile? Did he just get good news? Did the lakers win the world series? And why is he sweating? Is he working out?

Then, my eyes go lower, and I see @ThatWife under his suit jacket, fondling his genitalia with her oral orifice.

Now, this photo came from a sanctioned raid on @ThatWife 's house after receiving a warrant from the judge in question. Why did she photograph this moment? I'm not sure. But it's proving YOU a LIAR Mr. @Roo

@Roo and @ThatWife I need the both of you to explain this right now ​

 

[ThatWife]

Why are you still crying btw?

Because I'm losing custody of my baby you dummy!

@Roo and @ThatWife I need the both of you to explain this right now ​

Your honor that is clearly a deepfake! It's become quite a popular thing these days!

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Because I'm losing custody of my baby you dummy!

Your honor that is clearly a deepfake! It's become quite a popular thing these days!

This is not a rebuttal but an excuse.

Your honor, I think this trial is done.

 

[Roo]

@Roo and @ThatWife I need the both of you to explain this right now ​

Your honor this is clearly one of those ai mumbo jumbos the young kids do nowadays, it seems like @ThatGuy had a cuckold fetish and fantasized about me sleeping with his wife. Sad indeed. You know, I once met a couple like that in my college days, they were older than me and I was the young stallion they needed to give their relationship a spark.

 

[ThatWife]

This is not a rebuttal but an excuse.

Your honor, I think this trial is done.

I already said I had nothing to do with @Roo you've come in here with a fake photo trying to exonerate @ThatGuy with technicalities. Enough!

I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MAN!

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Your honor, I present you two scenarios;

Either @ThatWife lied about fucking Mister @Roo and thus is a liar and her testimony is not trustworthy, so the case needs to be thrown out.

Or

@ThatWife did fuck Mister @Roo and is now lying to get out of it.

Either way, she's a liar. The trial's good as done.