I'm glad you liked it Potter! I got something else relevant for you right now too...
(Setting: A tiny, cramped room under the staircase of the Dullsleys’ residence.)
Pot Goblin, a scrawny young boy with round glasses and a lightning-shaped scar, is seen browsing WorstGen Forums on a clunky old laptop.
Suddenly, the door bursts open and a massive figure, HagRott, with long hair and wild clothes, steps in.
HagRott: Potlin! Ye never answered yer letters!
Pot Goblin (Harry Potlin): Wait, what letters?
HagRott hands Potlin a stack of letters.
Potlin: These were for me? The Dullsleys never gave them to me!
HagRott: Well, yer comin’ with me, lad. Harry Potlin, yer a furry!
Potlin: I’m a what?
HagRott: Yer a furry, Furry Potlin, it's in yer name!
Potlin: No, no, no, you got it wrong. It’s Pot Goblin, not Furry!
HagRott: Oh, right! Sorry, lad. Now, let’s get you to HogWorst Forums School of Powerscaling!
(Scene transition: HogWorst Forums School of Powerscaling.)
Potlin and HagRott enter a grand hall filled with tables, banners, and magical screens showing forum threads.
HagRott: This, Potlin, is where ya will learn the ancient art of powerscaling!
A sorting hat is placed on Potlin's head.
Sorting Hat: Hmm… Let's see… Very inquisitive... Definitely not a casual… Quite stubborn... Ah! HUSTLEPUFF!
(Scene transition: HustlePuff Common Room.)
Potlin meets his fellow house members, discussing theories and powerscaling.
Random Student: Did you see the latest One Piece chapter? Kaido is clearly Yonko level, but I'm not sure about Big Mom.
Potlin: Well, based on their feats...
Potlin gets absorbed into the discussion.
(Scene transition: Powerscaling Class.)
Professor McGonneagle, a strict yet fair moderator, is teaching the class.
McGonneagle: Class, what do we say about scaling without context?
Class: Always use feats and context!
(Scene transition: Quidditch Pitch.)
Potlin is seen playing Quidditch while debating powerscaling theories with other players in mid-air.
(Scene transition: Grand Hall, End of Year Feast.)
Potlin, HagRott, and friends are seated at the HustlePuff table.
Headmaster Dumbledonut: And the house cup goes to... HUSTLEPUFF!
Cheers and applause as the HustlePuff table celebrates.
Potlin: HagRott, I had no idea powerscaling could be this magical!
HagRott: That’s the spirit, Potlin!
They share a hearty laugh as the camera pans upwards to the enchanted ceiling of the Great Hall.
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Of course the most Zen Clown (ironically) is doing fine! We must learn from the calmest clown on the art of being chill! A Zen clown lmao.