Biggest 2025 expectation?

  • Nami cutting her hair

    Votes: 6 12.8%
  • Shanks not having a twin

    Votes: 5 10.6%
  • Finding One Piece

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Imu face reveal

    Votes: 30 63.8%
  • Vegaskunk finally dying

    Votes: 6 12.8%

  • Total voters
    47
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(Setting: A tiny, cramped room under the staircase of the Dullsleys’ residence.)

Pot Goblin, a scrawny young boy with round glasses and a lightning-shaped scar, is seen browsing WorstGen Forums on a clunky old laptop.

Suddenly, the door bursts open and a massive figure, HagRott, with long hair and wild clothes, steps in.

HagRott: Potlin! Ye never answered yer letters!

Pot Goblin (Harry Potlin): Wait, what letters?

HagRott hands Potlin a stack of letters.

Potlin: These were for me? The Dullsleys never gave them to me!

HagRott: Well, yer comin’ with me, lad. Harry Potlin, yer a furry!

Potlin: I’m a what?

HagRott: Yer a furry, Furry Potlin, it's in yer name!

Potlin: No, no, no, you got it wrong. It’s Pot Goblin, not Furry!

HagRott: Oh, right! Sorry, lad. Now, let’s get you to HogWorst Forums School of Powerscaling!

(Scene transition: HogWorst Forums School of Powerscaling.)

Potlin and HagRott enter a grand hall filled with tables, banners, and magical screens showing forum threads.

HagRott: This, Potlin, is where ya will learn the ancient art of powerscaling!

A sorting hat is placed on Potlin's head.

Sorting Hat: Hmm… Let's see… Very inquisitive... Definitely not a casual… Quite stubborn... Ah! HUSTLEPUFF!

(Scene transition: HustlePuff Common Room.)

Potlin meets his fellow house members, discussing theories and powerscaling.

Random Student: Did you see the latest One Piece chapter? Kaido is clearly Yonko level, but I'm not sure about Big Mom.

Potlin: Well, based on their feats...

Potlin gets absorbed into the discussion.

(Scene transition: Powerscaling Class.)

Professor McGonneagle, a strict yet fair moderator, is teaching the class.

McGonneagle: Class, what do we say about scaling without context?

Class: Always use feats and context!

(Scene transition: Quidditch Pitch.)

Potlin is seen playing Quidditch while debating powerscaling theories with other players in mid-air.

(Scene transition: Grand Hall, End of Year Feast.)

Potlin, HagRott, and friends are seated at the HustlePuff table.

Headmaster Dumbledonut: And the house cup goes to... HUSTLEPUFF!

Cheers and applause as the HustlePuff table celebrates.

Potlin: HagRott, I had no idea powerscaling could be this magical!

HagRott: That’s the spirit, Potlin!

They share a hearty laugh as the camera pans upwards to the enchanted ceiling of the Great Hall.

  • The End -
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Of course the most Zen Clown (ironically) is doing fine! We must learn from the calmest clown on the art of being chill! A Zen clown lmao.

 

Pot Goblin

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I'm glad you liked it Potter! I got something else relevant for you right now too...

(Setting: A tiny, cramped room under the staircase of the Dullsleys’ residence.)

Pot Goblin, a scrawny young boy with round glasses and a lightning-shaped scar, is seen browsing WorstGen Forums on a clunky old laptop.

Suddenly, the door bursts open and a massive figure, HagRott, with long hair and wild clothes, steps in.

HagRott: Potlin! Ye never answered yer letters!

Pot Goblin (Harry Potlin): Wait, what letters?

HagRott hands Potlin a stack of letters.

Potlin: These were for me? The Dullsleys never gave them to me!

HagRott: Well, yer comin’ with me, lad. Harry Potlin, yer a furry!

Potlin: I’m a what?

HagRott: Yer a furry, Furry Potlin, it's in yer name!

Potlin: No, no, no, you got it wrong. It’s Pot Goblin, not Furry!

HagRott: Oh, right! Sorry, lad. Now, let’s get you to HogWorst Forums School of Powerscaling!

(Scene transition: HogWorst Forums School of Powerscaling.)

Potlin and HagRott enter a grand hall filled with tables, banners, and magical screens showing forum threads.

HagRott: This, Potlin, is where ya will learn the ancient art of powerscaling!

A sorting hat is placed on Potlin's head.

Sorting Hat: Hmm… Let's see… Very inquisitive... Definitely not a casual… Quite stubborn... Ah! HUSTLEPUFF!

(Scene transition: HustlePuff Common Room.)

Potlin meets his fellow house members, discussing theories and powerscaling.

Random Student: Did you see the latest One Piece chapter? Kaido is clearly Yonko level, but I'm not sure about Big Mom.

Potlin: Well, based on their feats...

Potlin gets absorbed into the discussion.

(Scene transition: Powerscaling Class.)

Professor McGonneagle, a strict yet fair moderator, is teaching the class.

McGonneagle: Class, what do we say about scaling without context?

Class: Always use feats and context!

(Scene transition: Quidditch Pitch.)

Potlin is seen playing Quidditch while debating powerscaling theories with other players in mid-air.

(Scene transition: Grand Hall, End of Year Feast.)

Potlin, HagRott, and friends are seated at the HustlePuff table.

Headmaster Dumbledonut: And the house cup goes to... HUSTLEPUFF!

Cheers and applause as the HustlePuff table celebrates.

Potlin: HagRott, I had no idea powerscaling could be this magical!

HagRott: That’s the spirit, Potlin!

They share a hearty laugh as the camera pans upwards to the enchanted ceiling of the Great Hall.
  • The End -
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Of course the most Zen Clown (ironically) is doing fine! We must learn from the calmest clown on the art of being chill! A Zen clown lmao.

I got my tickets already
:steef:
 

Rottkins

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I'm glad you liked it Potter! I got something else relevant for you right now too...

(Setting: A tiny, cramped room under the staircase of the Dullsleys’ residence.)

Pot Goblin, a scrawny young boy with round glasses and a lightning-shaped scar, is seen browsing WorstGen Forums on a clunky old laptop.

Suddenly, the door bursts open and a massive figure, HagRott, with long hair and wild clothes, steps in.

HagRott: Potlin! Ye never answered yer letters!

Pot Goblin (Harry Potlin): Wait, what letters?

HagRott hands Potlin a stack of letters.

Potlin: These were for me? The Dullsleys never gave them to me!

HagRott: Well, yer comin’ with me, lad. Harry Potlin, yer a furry!

Potlin: I’m a what?

HagRott: Yer a furry, Furry Potlin, it's in yer name!

Potlin: No, no, no, you got it wrong. It’s Pot Goblin, not Furry!

HagRott: Oh, right! Sorry, lad. Now, let’s get you to HogWorst Forums School of Powerscaling!

(Scene transition: HogWorst Forums School of Powerscaling.)

Potlin and HagRott enter a grand hall filled with tables, banners, and magical screens showing forum threads.

HagRott: This, Potlin, is where ya will learn the ancient art of powerscaling!

A sorting hat is placed on Potlin's head.

Sorting Hat: Hmm… Let's see… Very inquisitive... Definitely not a casual… Quite stubborn... Ah! HUSTLEPUFF!

(Scene transition: HustlePuff Common Room.)

Potlin meets his fellow house members, discussing theories and powerscaling.

Random Student: Did you see the latest One Piece chapter? Kaido is clearly Yonko level, but I'm not sure about Big Mom.

Potlin: Well, based on their feats...

Potlin gets absorbed into the discussion.

(Scene transition: Powerscaling Class.)

Professor McGonneagle, a strict yet fair moderator, is teaching the class.

McGonneagle: Class, what do we say about scaling without context?

Class: Always use feats and context!

(Scene transition: Quidditch Pitch.)

Potlin is seen playing Quidditch while debating powerscaling theories with other players in mid-air.

(Scene transition: Grand Hall, End of Year Feast.)

Potlin, HagRott, and friends are seated at the HustlePuff table.

Headmaster Dumbledonut: And the house cup goes to... HUSTLEPUFF!

Cheers and applause as the HustlePuff table celebrates.

Potlin: HagRott, I had no idea powerscaling could be this magical!

HagRott: That’s the spirit, Potlin!

They share a hearty laugh as the camera pans upwards to the enchanted ceiling of the Great Hall.
  • The End -
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Of course the most Zen Clown (ironically) is doing fine! We must learn from the calmest clown on the art of being chill! A Zen clown lmao.

OMG so true and indeed I'm a very zen and calm clown
 
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