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Now would Sanji fawn over Lawette, even though he knows he is normally a man?
Scenario 1: Law Transformed

In this scene, the Straw Hat crew is on an island where they come across Blackbeard's crew, and Doc Q, with a mischievous glint in his eyes, uses his mysterious disease fruit powers to turn Law into a stunning woman. Law, being very composed, doesn’t seem to react much to his sudden change. Meanwhile, Sanji is having a complete mental breakdown.

Sanji: (Sparkling eyes) Trafalgar-swan! You look breathtaking!

Female Law: (Annoyed) Just find a way to reverse this.

Sanji: Of course! But in the meantime, would you care for a gourmet lunch, my lady?

Chopper: Sanji! We need to focus on reversing this!

Sanji: A gentleman must ensure a lady is well-fed! (Starts preparing an extravagant feast)

Female Law: (Deadpan) ...Room. (Teleports Sanji away into the sea)

Luffy: Law, you need to keep that ability handy!

Scenario 2: Zoro Transformed

The crew is infiltrating one of the New World islands and encounters Ivankov. For some reason, Ivankov decides that turning Zoro into a woman would be helpful for the mission.

Female Zoro: (Completely unfazed) If it helps the mission, whatever.

Sanji: (Eyes turn into hearts) Marimo-chan!! You’re so beautiful!

Female Zoro: (Glaring) Cook. Focus.

Sanji: But how can I focus when such a beauty is in front of me? Zoro-swan, let me protect you!

Female Zoro: I can handle myself.

They approach an enemy base. Sanji, in a daze, walks in front.

Female Zoro: (Sighs, draws sword) Looks like I need to save the love-cook.

As Female Zoro battles enemies, Sanji is in the background with a sign saying "Go Zoro-Swan!" and faints from the sheer beauty of Zoro's swordsmanship.

After the mission, when they both turn back to normal:

Sanji: (Distressed) I can’t believe I said all those things to moss-head!

Zoro: Let's never talk about this again.

Sanji: Agreed.



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Bonus scenario of Reiju swooning for Zoro btw!:

INT. SUNNY GO - DAY

Reiju, the poison pink, sits across from Zoro, looking at him with sparkling eyes. Sanji, who is nearby, prepping food, raises an eyebrow as he observes the interaction.

REIJU:
(Zoro's sword catches her eye)
Your sword... It's so... big, and... strong. You must be very powerful, Mr. Zoro.

Zoro shrugs, completely unaware of the tone she's using.

ZORO:
Yeah, I guess.

Reiju continues, her tone getting more flirty.

REIJU:
And you have such a rough, rugged look about you... it’s... quite appealing.

Zoro raises an eyebrow, looking at Reiju suspiciously.

ZORO:
You feeling okay, Reiju?

Suddenly, Sanji chokes on the food he was tasting, almost dropping his spatula.

SANJI:
(stammering, aghast)
R-R-Reiju?! You...you're swooning over...over...Moss-head?!

Reiju blushes, but maintains her composure.

REIJU:
(teasingly)
Well, I can't help it if I have good taste, now can I?

Sanji looks horrified and his face drains of color, experiencing what can only be described as karmic irony. Zoro just scratches his head, confused. Meanwhile, Reiju continues to admire Zoro from afar, much to Sanji's dismay and Zoro's obliviousness. Sanji slumps onto the deck, his world spinning. The irony of the situation is too much for him to handle.


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Let's make this even worse now!:
Title: One Piece Moon: The Dark Side of the Moon

Scene 1: The Hidden Chamber in Mariejois
  • Sabo infiltrates the Holy Land Mariejois in search of answers regarding the World Government’s secrets. He stumbles upon a hidden chamber.
Sabo: This is it. The truth lies behind this door.
  • He quietly opens the door and gasps at what he sees.
Scene 2: The Transformation of the Gorosei
  • Inside, the Gorosei are standing in a circle, holding hands, and chanting.
Gorosei: By the sinister power of the Ancient Moon, we summon thee!
  • There’s a blinding light, and when it clears, the Gorosei have transformed into dark versions of the Sailor Moon Scouts, with ominous uniforms and crowns.
Sabo (whispering to himself): This is both horrifying and strangely captivating.
Scene 3: The Arrival of Imu

  • Suddenly, a dark figure descends from above. It's Imu, dressed as an evil version of Sailor Moon, with a dark scepter and all.
Imu (in a sinister voice): I am Dark Sailor Imu, ruler of shadows and deceit!
Sabo (still whispering to himself): Oh, Neptune...
Scene 4: The Dark Prophecy

  • Imu begins speaking about a sinister prophecy.
Imu: We, the Dark Celestial Sailor Scouts, have manipulated the world for centuries. But there is one destined to take my place, the true Dark Sailor Moon – Carrot of the Mink Tribe!
Scene 5: Carrot’s Arrival

  • Sabo runs back to inform the Revolutionary Army and ends up bringing Carrot to Mariejois.
  • Carrot enters the chamber and is greeted by Imu and the Gorosei Sailor Scouts.
Imu: My spawn, you are destined to cast shadows upon the world with the power of the Dark Moon!
Scene 6: Carrot’s Transformation

  • Carrot undergoes a magical transformation and becomes a dark version of Sailor Moon, complete with a sinister and gothic outfit.
Carrot: In the name of the dark moon, I will spread shadows and deceit!
Scene 7: Alabastan Soldiers Attack

  • Suddenly, a group of brave Alabastan soldiers led by Vivi, having learned about the dark forces, storm the chamber.
Vivi: We won’t let you tarnish the world with your darkness!
  • An epic battle ensues, with the dark Gorosei Sailor Scouts and Dark Sailor Imu fighting against the Alabastan soldiers.
Scene 8: Sabo's Dilemma
  • Sabo, who has been watching all of this, is torn.
Sabo: I must help them!
  • Sabo jumps into the fray, aiding the Alabastan soldiers.
Scene 9: The Defeat of Darkness
  • With Sabo's help, the forces of Alabasta manage to defeat the Dark Celestial Sailor Scouts.
  • Dark Sailor Imu and the Gorosei are sealed away by an ancient jutsu performed by Vivi.
Vivi: May the light forever keep the darkness at bay!
Scene 10: The Aftermath

  • The Alabastan soldiers and Sabo leave the chamber, with Carrot, who has been freed from the dark influence, joining them.
  • They vow to keep the world safe from such sinister forces.
Sabo: Let’s ensure that such dark powers never resurface again.
[End]
If Blackbeard is the Moon in this series...

Uh oh...
 

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1087: Bwah?

-Rocks became the worst criminal in the world after breaking out of Mary Geoise as a slave, and stealing a powerful Devil Fruit
-Imu hates Rocks because Rocks also stole all of Imu's nudes of Lily from 800 years ago
-We see the God's Knights departing, one looks like a beyblade, one has a UFO/Turtle on his head as a hat (the turtle is alive), one is sharpening a sword with their teeth

-Sabo and Dragon agree world war is coming, then hear about Egghead Island
-Dragon transforms into flying white dog thing from the Never Ending story, swallows the Revolutionaries in his mouth, then flies off to Egghead

-Sanji and S-Shark were drugged by Edison, and are now having an interprative dance competition
-Caribou gets attacked by Stussy, and is knocked unconscious, with Carrot falling out of him
-Carrot and Stussy lock eyes, as Carrot shouts, "Mom!?! Where are we!?!"
 
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