I noticed the irony of Dragon being a "pacifist" and yet Kuma becoming a Pacifista so I got ChatGPT to write this up lol:
[Scene: Revolutionary Army's base camp. Dragon is addressing his troops.]
Dragon: We must stand for peace and oppose the World Government's tyranny!
[Suddenly, a Den Den Mushi rings.]
Dragon: (answers) Hello?
Akainu (over Den Den Mushi): Dragon, you hypocrite!
[Cut to Marine Headquarters, Akainu scowling, holding a Den Den Mushi.]
Akainu: I heard you preach about pacifism, but one of your most loyal men became a Pacifista! Doesn’t that smell like hypocrisy?
[Cut back to Revolutionary Army's base. Dragon is silent.]
[Suddenly, Garp bursts into the room, laughing.]
Garp: I overheard everything!
Dragon: (irritated) What are you doing here, Garp?
Garp: Just passing by. But speaking of passing, I prefer to “Pass A Fist”. (flexes muscles)
[Cut to Marine Headquarters. Akainu rolls his eyes.]
Akainu: That's what he taught me too. (cracks knuckles)
[Cut back to Dragon, who now seems amused.]
Dragon: Seriously, you two are the last people who should lecture on irony.
[Cut to Marine Headquarters. Akainu smirks.]
Akainu: At least our Fists are consistent!
[Cut back to Revolutionary Army's base. Garp is doing shadow boxing.]
Garp: Dragon, join the “Pass A Fist” club. We have cookies!
Dragon: (facepalms) I'll pass.
[Scene shifts to the Revolutionary Army members whispering.]
Revolutionary #1: Is this how the world's most feared individuals communicate?
Revolutionary #2: Apparently, it’s all about passing fists and pastries.
[Cut to Dragon hanging up the Den Den Mushi.]
Dragon: Now, where were we?
Revolutionary #3: Something about peace and no fists.
[Dragon sighs as Garp continues shadow boxing in the background.]
Dragon: Just another day.
[Fade Out]