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Gorosei Informer

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#131,901
This is so fucking true too lol:


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Indigo said:
It's gonna be so funny if they just spoil Gear 5th in the new opening, before it actually happens

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They definitely will! Absolutely guaranteed!

They already briefly showed Gear 5 in Film Red, it was on a huge billboard outside Anime Expo recentl, they've been showing it off any chance they can get like on Shonen Jump covers and such.

Anime onlies are extremely stupid and handicap themselves to feel special/entitled. They bring it upon themselves.
 
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Gorosei Informer

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Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier said:
There's a little site called Discord
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Not this time sorry lol.

Also I'm listening to this fucking amazing song, the theme song for the Casino Royale reboot/remake with Daniel Craig and as EPIC and badass the song is, there's ALWAYS 1 part of the song I can't fucking listen to without it "sounding sussy" and ruining the song for me lol.


If you come inside things will not be the same
When you return to the night
And if you think you've won you never saw me change
The game that we've all been playing

Given the absolute theatrical/cinematic/blockbuster, serious tone of the song, it trying to sound badass, it really ruins it lmfao. I wonder if the singer was aware of it?



:risitameh::saden::laughmoji::hihihi::lulz::kailaugh::vistalaugh::rolaugh:

(RIP to Chris Cornell the singer too, an absolutely tragic loss and also ended up being followed by the also extremely tragic loss of Chester Bennington of Linkin Park, I fucking cried and screamed out loud when I heard Chester died, it scared my mum how I reacted to it. I don't usually react like that to anything. Chester, Chris, Dolores (Lead singer of the Cranberries who died of suicide too not that long after), Robin Williams etc deserves far better than that FFS.)



:shame::risitasad::peperain::parkcry::mrgo:
 
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Gorosei Informer

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#131,910
Of course I mention Linkin Park and Chester and this meme appears too lol:




When I was a teenager too, I used to write song parodies for a hobby as I was inspired by Weird Al and I ended up writing a parody of Numb by Linkin Park, called "Ive become so Dumb" lol. Also wrote a parody of Faint called Fart as you do.

:saden::risiup:
 
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Gorosei Informer

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Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier said:
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Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how many views I get in a day? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what happens if I suddenly decide to stop posting tweets? An account big enough it could be listed on the NASDAQ ("Naturally Amazing Tweets Sent by a Dope Albuquerque Chemist) goes belly-up. Gone. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Sussy Gussy. I am the danger. A guy posts on his Twitter feed and gets ratio'd and you think that of me? No. I am the one who ratios!

ChatGPT version:

Title: Tweeting Twits: A Breaking Bad Twitter Parody

(Scene: Walter White, known as "Heisenbeard," sits in his dimly lit living room, furiously typing away on his phone. His family members are scattered around, worriedly watching him.)

WALTER (typing): Just had the most brilliant thought. 140 characters won't be enough to contain it. #BlueMagic #TweetingTwits

SKYLER: Walter, are you sure this is a good idea? You're exposing yourself and our family to danger!

WALTER: Skyler, don't worry. On Twitter, I am the one who tweets! And with my "Heisenbeard" persona, I've amassed a huge following.

(Scene: Gustavo Fring, wearing a menacing smile, enters the room, holding a phone displaying Walter's family members' Twitter accounts.)

GUSTAVO: Ah, Heisenbeard, you seem to have forgotten the golden rule of Twitter. You and your family shall pay for your transgressions, tweet by tweet. Prepare to be ratioed!

WALTER: (smirking) Gustavo, you think you can ratio my family members? Well, let me tell you something. I am the tweetstorm! I am the one who trends! I am... the danger!

(Walter pauses dramatically, crafting his response to Gustavo's threat. He begins typing, his fingers flying across the keyboard.)

WALTER (typing): Gustavo, you claim to be a kingpin, but your tweets are as weak as your men. I've perfected the formula, not for crystal blue meth, but for viral tweets! Prepare to be ratioed into oblivion, you Sussy Gussy!

(As Walter hits the tweet button, a montage of Gustavo's phone buzzing with notifications is shown. The intensity escalates as notifications flood in rapidly, causing Gustavo's phone to smoke and explode dramatically.)

WALTER (smirking): That's what happens when you mess with the tweet king, Gustavo. Hashtag blowup, just like your nursing home operation!

(Scene: Walter's family members watch in awe as Walter revels in his victorious Twitter conquest.)

SKYLER: Walter, what have you done?

WALTER: Skyler, I've shown Gustavo the true power of a perfectly crafted tweet. Just like Twitter's Blue feature, I have my own "blue magic," captivating the masses with my words.

(Scene fades out as Walter continues typing, determined to conquer the Twitterverse with his "Heisenbeard" persona.)

[Disclaimer: This parody is purely fictional and not affiliated with the TV series Breaking Bad or any real-life individuals.]
 
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