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Gorosei Informer

The actual only way he can kill Sanji :kobeha::kobeha:
Lmfao that Walter White Sanji.

Update on @MonsterZoro 's Balding Adventure:


(Setting: Wano country, One Piece world. MonsterZoro, or Ethanbaron V. Nasujoro, arrives at the land of samurais.)

MonsterZoro: (Frantic) I need a wig, the finest one you got!

Kinemon: (Blinks, surprised) Why do you need a wig, sir?

MonsterZoro: (Panicking) I'm... losing hair! I might even be losing my eyebrows!

Kiku: (Laughs) But, you're already bald, aren't you?

MonsterZoro: (Looks shocked) That's the issue! I'm becoming 'more' bald!

Raizo: (Frowns) How does one become 'more' bald?

MonsterZoro: (Nods, very serious) I don't know, but I'm experiencing it!

Kinemon: (Smiling) Fear not, my friend. We have a secret technique here. It's an anti-baldness jutsu.

MonsterZoro: (Eyes wide) Teach me, please!

(After a lengthy and humorous training montage, MonsterZoro masters the jutsu and reveals his lost long ginger hair.)

MonsterZoro: (Overjoyed) It's a miracle! I can feel the wind in my hair again!

Kiku: (Surprised) Wait a minute, that ginger hair... You wouldn't happen to be related to Nami, would you?

MonsterZoro: (Pauses) Nami... my little girl... She's still alive?

Kinemon: (Nods) Yes, she's one of the Straw Hat pirates.

MonsterZoro: (Tearing up) I must see her, I'm her father!

Raizo: (Shocked) Nami's father?! But who are you, really?

MonsterZoro: (Proudly) My name is Ethanbaron V. Nasujoro, the Warrior God of Finance/Taxes!

(End Scene)



 
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(To the tune of "My Heart Will Go On" by Céline Dion, Redon sings his parody "My Hints Will Go On".)

[Verse 1]
Every night on Twitter, I see you, I feel you,
That is how I troll you, oh, from afar.
Across the space between us, you've come to show you, go on.

[Pre-Chorus]
Near, far, wherever you are,
I believe that my hints, they will go on.
Just a GIF, or a word, it's all absurd,
I'm sure that my hints, they will go on.

[Chorus]
Once more, you open the door,
And you're here in my heart, and my hints will go on and on.

[Verse 2]
Scrolling on your phone now, in your one-roomed apartment,
Worstgen users are lamenting, where are the spoilers?
You've stayed up through the night, my GIFs causing such a fight.

[Pre-Chorus]
Near, far, wherever you are,
I believe that my hints, they will go on.
Worstgen users, don't give up, don't lose hope,
I assure you, my hints, they will go on.

[Chorus]
Once more, you refresh the page,
And you're losing your mind, yet my hints, they go on and on.

[Bridge]
You're here, there's nothing to fear,
And I know that my hints, they will go on.
We'll stay, forever this way,
You are safe in my heart, and my hints will go on and on.

[Outro]
Yes, my hints, they'll go on, and on...

(As the song ends, we pan out to see Worstgen users frantically trying to decode Redon's hints, a wild mixture of excitement, frustration, and anticipation building up in the One Piece community.)
 
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