Fanclub Conejo Blanco: The Cojones FC
- Thread starter Mr. Reloaded
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Title: Bouncing Bun - A Comedy Script
@Mr. Reloaded @Pot Goblin @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Rottkins @Meeyori @Bepo D. Bear
INT. MR RELOADED'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Mr Reloaded, a laid-back slacker, is surfing the internet when he comes across an intriguing ad for the "Carrot Fan Club - Definitely Not a Cult."
MR RELOADED
(Skeptically)
Huh, a Carrot Fan Club? Definitely not a cult, right? Well, might as well check it out for laughs.
INT. CARROT FAN CLUB HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
Mr Reloaded enters a dimly lit room filled with enthusiastic members, all wearing Carrot the Mink rabbit costumes.
CARROT FAN CLUB MEMBER #1
(Excitedly)
Welcome, brother! Praise Carrot the Mink, our fluffy and divine leader!
MR RELOADED
(Smiling nervously)
Yeah, praise Carrot, I guess.
INT. CARROT FAN CLUB HEADQUARTERS - MEETING ROOM - LATER
The club's leader, a charismatic figure, stands on a stage, wearing a grand Carrot the Mink costume. This is Pot Goblin, also known as Walter White Rabbit and the elusive Heisenbunny.
POT GOBLIN (WALTER WHITE RABBIT / HEISENBUNNY)
(Charming)
Welcome, one and all, to the Carrot Fan Club - Definitely Not a Cult!
MR RELOADED
(Whispering to himself)
This is getting weirder by the second.
INT. GHOSTLY'S OFFICE - DAY
Ghostly, an overzealous DEA agent, sits at his desk, going through Mr Reloaded's background.
GHOSTLY
(Suspiciously)
Furry conventions, Carrot Fan Club - What's this guy up to?
KUROZUMI BEPO, the quirky detective, peers over Ghostly's shoulder.
BEP
(Chuckling)
You think Mr Reloaded's a furry? Now that's a twist!
INT. CARROT FAN CLUB HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
Mr Reloaded reluctantly attends another club meeting, dressed in a makeshift Carrot the Mink costume.
MR RELOADED
(Glancing around)
I can't believe I'm doing this.
MIKE TESLA, a stoic and no-nonsense enforcer, stands at the corner, keeping an eye on the club members.
MIKE TESLA
(Deadpan)
You've got some peculiar hobbies, Mr Reloaded.
MR RELOADED
(Nervously)
Hey, it's not what it looks like. I'm just... curious, I guess.
INT. CARROT FAN CLUB HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
Meeyori, dressed in a sleek and ambitious manner, observes the Carrot Fan Club with a cunning smile.
MEEYORI (LYDIA)
(Whispering to Rottkins)
This Carrot Fan Club could be a lucrative business, Rottkins. We must control it.
ROTTKINS (GUS)
(Sinister)
Yes, Lydia. Let's see how this unfolds, and then we'll make our move.
INT. CARROT FAN CLUB HEADQUARTERS - MEETING ROOM - LATER
Pot Goblin (Walter White Rabbit / Heisenbunny) takes the stage again, this time addressing the club's newest member, Mr Reloaded.
POT GOBLIN (WALTER WHITE RABBIT / HEISENBUNNY)
(Smiling)
Ah, Mr Reloaded, so glad you've embraced the worship of Carrot the Mink. Soon, you shall see the divine light of the Carrot.
MR RELOADED
(Uncertain)
Divine light? Is that like some kind of carrot magic?
POT GOBLIN (WALTER WHITE RABBIT / HEISENBUNNY)
(Playfully)
Oh, you have no idea, my friend.
INT. GHOSTLY'S OFFICE - DAY
Ghostly and Bepo continue their investigation into the Carrot Fan Club.
GHOSTLY
(Suspicious)
There's something fishy about this Carrot Fan Club, Bepo. I can feel it in my gut.
BEP
(Excited)
I knew it! The carrot mystery deepens!
INT. CARROT FAN CLUB HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
Mr Reloaded attends yet another meeting, growing more comfortable with the eccentric members.
CARROT FAN CLUB MEMBER #2
(Enthusiastically)
Embrace Carrot the Mink's teachings, and the carrots of enlightenment will be bestowed upon you!
MR RELOADED
(Chuckling)
I can't believe I'm actually enjoying this.
INT. LOS POLLOS CENIZOS - DAY
Mike Tesla visits Rottkins, the owner, in disguise, while keeping an eye on the Carrot Fan Club.
MIKE TESLA
(Serious)
You sure the Carrot Fan Club isn't causing any trouble, Rottkins?
ROTTKINS (GUS)
(Smiling)
Nah, just some harmless carrot lovers. They've got a thing for Carrot the Mink, from that anime show, One Piece.
MIKE TESLA
(Nods)
Alright, just keep an eye on them.
INT. CARROT FAN CLUB HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
Pot Goblin (Walter White Rabbit / Heisenbunny) addresses the club once more.
POT GOBLIN (WALTER WHITE RABBIT / HEISENBUNNY)
(Excitedly)
Tonight, we shall partake in the sacred Carrot dance!
The club members cheer, and Mr Reloaded finds himself dancing with Carrot the Mink, Pot Goblin, and the rest of the fan club.
MR RELOADED
(Laughing)
This is bizarre, but surprisingly fun!
INT. GHOSTLY'S OFFICE - DAY
Ghostly and Bepo finally unravel the truth about the Carrot Fan Club.
GHOSTLY
(Amazed)
It's not a cult after all. They're just a bunch of quirky anime fans!
BEP
(Laughing)
Who would've thought? Carrot the Mink brings people together!
INT. CARROT FAN CLUB HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
The Carrot Fan Club members celebrate, blissfully unaware of the DEA investigation and Mike's watchful eyes.
MIKE TESLA
(To Himself, in a Mike-like manner)
Strange bunch, but they ain't causing any harm. I'll let 'em be.
Mr Reloaded dances, surrounded by his newfound friends, in the heart of the quirky Carrot Fan Club.
FADE OUT.
In the world of Bouncing Bun, where anime, carrots, and curiosity intertwine, the Carrot Fan Club unites in laughter and friendship, proving that, the most unexpected adventures can lead to the most delightful surprises. But lurking in the shadows, the sinister Lydia and the stoic Gus watch with devious intent, ready to seize their chance to control the peculiar Carrot Fan Club for their own sinister schemes.
@Mr. Reloaded @Pot Goblin @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Rottkins @Meeyori @Bepo D. Bear
INT. MR RELOADED'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Mr Reloaded, a laid-back slacker, is surfing the internet when he comes across an intriguing ad for the "Carrot Fan Club - Definitely Not a Cult."
MR RELOADED
(Skeptically)
Huh, a Carrot Fan Club? Definitely not a cult, right? Well, might as well check it out for laughs.
INT. CARROT FAN CLUB HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
Mr Reloaded enters a dimly lit room filled with enthusiastic members, all wearing Carrot the Mink rabbit costumes.
CARROT FAN CLUB MEMBER #1
(Excitedly)
Welcome, brother! Praise Carrot the Mink, our fluffy and divine leader!
MR RELOADED
(Smiling nervously)
Yeah, praise Carrot, I guess.
INT. CARROT FAN CLUB HEADQUARTERS - MEETING ROOM - LATER
The club's leader, a charismatic figure, stands on a stage, wearing a grand Carrot the Mink costume. This is Pot Goblin, also known as Walter White Rabbit and the elusive Heisenbunny.
POT GOBLIN (WALTER WHITE RABBIT / HEISENBUNNY)
(Charming)
Welcome, one and all, to the Carrot Fan Club - Definitely Not a Cult!
MR RELOADED
(Whispering to himself)
This is getting weirder by the second.
INT. GHOSTLY'S OFFICE - DAY
Ghostly, an overzealous DEA agent, sits at his desk, going through Mr Reloaded's background.
GHOSTLY
(Suspiciously)
Furry conventions, Carrot Fan Club - What's this guy up to?
KUROZUMI BEPO, the quirky detective, peers over Ghostly's shoulder.
BEP
(Chuckling)
You think Mr Reloaded's a furry? Now that's a twist!
INT. CARROT FAN CLUB HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
Mr Reloaded reluctantly attends another club meeting, dressed in a makeshift Carrot the Mink costume.
MR RELOADED
(Glancing around)
I can't believe I'm doing this.
MIKE TESLA, a stoic and no-nonsense enforcer, stands at the corner, keeping an eye on the club members.
MIKE TESLA
(Deadpan)
You've got some peculiar hobbies, Mr Reloaded.
MR RELOADED
(Nervously)
Hey, it's not what it looks like. I'm just... curious, I guess.
INT. CARROT FAN CLUB HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
Meeyori, dressed in a sleek and ambitious manner, observes the Carrot Fan Club with a cunning smile.
MEEYORI (LYDIA)
(Whispering to Rottkins)
This Carrot Fan Club could be a lucrative business, Rottkins. We must control it.
ROTTKINS (GUS)
(Sinister)
Yes, Lydia. Let's see how this unfolds, and then we'll make our move.
INT. CARROT FAN CLUB HEADQUARTERS - MEETING ROOM - LATER
Pot Goblin (Walter White Rabbit / Heisenbunny) takes the stage again, this time addressing the club's newest member, Mr Reloaded.
POT GOBLIN (WALTER WHITE RABBIT / HEISENBUNNY)
(Smiling)
Ah, Mr Reloaded, so glad you've embraced the worship of Carrot the Mink. Soon, you shall see the divine light of the Carrot.
MR RELOADED
(Uncertain)
Divine light? Is that like some kind of carrot magic?
POT GOBLIN (WALTER WHITE RABBIT / HEISENBUNNY)
(Playfully)
Oh, you have no idea, my friend.
INT. GHOSTLY'S OFFICE - DAY
Ghostly and Bepo continue their investigation into the Carrot Fan Club.
GHOSTLY
(Suspicious)
There's something fishy about this Carrot Fan Club, Bepo. I can feel it in my gut.
BEP
(Excited)
I knew it! The carrot mystery deepens!
INT. CARROT FAN CLUB HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
Mr Reloaded attends yet another meeting, growing more comfortable with the eccentric members.
CARROT FAN CLUB MEMBER #2
(Enthusiastically)
Embrace Carrot the Mink's teachings, and the carrots of enlightenment will be bestowed upon you!
MR RELOADED
(Chuckling)
I can't believe I'm actually enjoying this.
INT. LOS POLLOS CENIZOS - DAY
Mike Tesla visits Rottkins, the owner, in disguise, while keeping an eye on the Carrot Fan Club.
MIKE TESLA
(Serious)
You sure the Carrot Fan Club isn't causing any trouble, Rottkins?
ROTTKINS (GUS)
(Smiling)
Nah, just some harmless carrot lovers. They've got a thing for Carrot the Mink, from that anime show, One Piece.
MIKE TESLA
(Nods)
Alright, just keep an eye on them.
INT. CARROT FAN CLUB HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
Pot Goblin (Walter White Rabbit / Heisenbunny) addresses the club once more.
POT GOBLIN (WALTER WHITE RABBIT / HEISENBUNNY)
(Excitedly)
Tonight, we shall partake in the sacred Carrot dance!
The club members cheer, and Mr Reloaded finds himself dancing with Carrot the Mink, Pot Goblin, and the rest of the fan club.
MR RELOADED
(Laughing)
This is bizarre, but surprisingly fun!
INT. GHOSTLY'S OFFICE - DAY
Ghostly and Bepo finally unravel the truth about the Carrot Fan Club.
GHOSTLY
(Amazed)
It's not a cult after all. They're just a bunch of quirky anime fans!
BEP
(Laughing)
Who would've thought? Carrot the Mink brings people together!
INT. CARROT FAN CLUB HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
The Carrot Fan Club members celebrate, blissfully unaware of the DEA investigation and Mike's watchful eyes.
MIKE TESLA
(To Himself, in a Mike-like manner)
Strange bunch, but they ain't causing any harm. I'll let 'em be.
Mr Reloaded dances, surrounded by his newfound friends, in the heart of the quirky Carrot Fan Club.
FADE OUT.
In the world of Bouncing Bun, where anime, carrots, and curiosity intertwine, the Carrot Fan Club unites in laughter and friendship, proving that, the most unexpected adventures can lead to the most delightful surprises. But lurking in the shadows, the sinister Lydia and the stoic Gus watch with devious intent, ready to seize their chance to control the peculiar Carrot Fan Club for their own sinister schemes.
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WTF is going on here?! Carrot and her friends/relatives getting revenge for Inurashi telling her to stay on Zou?!
Why do I feel Naito made this?:
https://nitter.net/superiorartemis/status/1096638683963305984?lang=zh-Hant
