Fanclub Conejo Blanco: The Cojones FC
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Also I was randomly inspired to make this:
Title: "Kaido's Kaidog Conundrum"
[Scene: Kaido's lair, where a massive bunny is munching on some hay. Kaido, clearly intoxicated, stumbles into the room.]
Kaido: (slurring) Y'know what, guys? I've got the best idea ever! I'm gonna adopt this here bunny as my new pet dog.
Yamato: (raising an eyebrow) Um, Father, that's a bunny, not a dog.
Kaido: Nonsense, Yamato! Can't you see? Look at its ears! (giggles) Dog ears, I tell ya!
[The bunny's ears are indeed quite large, resembling dog ears.]
Jack: (scratching his head) Boss, I don't think that's how it works. It's definitely a bunny.
Kaido: (patting the bunny's head) Nah, you're all just not seeing it. I'm gonna call it... Kaidog! (laughs)
Ulti: (facepalms) Kaidog? Seriously?
Kaido: (nodding enthusiastically) Yep! Kaidog! It's got a nice ring to it.
[King and Queen exchange amused glances.]
King: (smirking) So, Kaidog, huh?
Kaido: (proudly) That's right! Kaidog! My loyal pet dog!
[The crew exchanges skeptical looks while the bunny continues munching on hay.]
Yamato: (sighs) Father, it's going to eat all your booze.
Kaido: (gasps) Oh no, we can't have that! Kaidog, stop! Bad dog!
[The bunny looks up at Kaido with confusion.]
Jack: (whispering to Ulti) This is getting weirder by the minute.
Ulti: (whispering back) Tell me about it. I can't believe we're dealing with Kaidog now.
Kaido: (trying to make the bunny sit) Sit, Kaidog! Sit!
[The bunny hops around, clearly not understanding the command.]
Queen: (facepalming) I can't believe I'm witnessing this.
Kaido: (determined) You'll see, guys! Kaidog will be the best pet dog ever! We'll go on walks, and I'll teach it to fetch swords!
Yamato: (smirking) Swords? Seriously, Father?
Kaido: (nodding) Swords! It'll be legendary!
Jack: (muttering) Yeah, a legendary bunny with swords. Brilliant.
[Kaido tries to put a tiny sword in front of the bunny, who looks at it with mild disinterest.]
Ulti: (sighs) This has gone too far.
King: (chuckles) You do realize that Kaidog doesn't seem interested in swords, right?
Kaido: (stroking the bunny's fur) Shh, Kaidog's just shy. We'll work on it.
[The crew exchanges exasperated looks as Kaido continues his one-sided conversation with the bunny.]
Yamato: (muttering to herself) This is what happens when Father gets too drunk.
[As the crew sighs and shakes their heads, Kaido's delusion about his "Kaidog" continues, making for one of the most amusing and bewildering moments in their pirate adventures.]
Also I was randomly inspired to make this:
Title: "Kaido's Kaidog Conundrum"
[Scene: Kaido's lair, where a massive bunny is munching on some hay. Kaido, clearly intoxicated, stumbles into the room.]
Kaido: (slurring) Y'know what, guys? I've got the best idea ever! I'm gonna adopt this here bunny as my new pet dog.
Yamato: (raising an eyebrow) Um, Father, that's a bunny, not a dog.
Kaido: Nonsense, Yamato! Can't you see? Look at its ears! (giggles) Dog ears, I tell ya!
[The bunny's ears are indeed quite large, resembling dog ears.]
Jack: (scratching his head) Boss, I don't think that's how it works. It's definitely a bunny.
Kaido: (patting the bunny's head) Nah, you're all just not seeing it. I'm gonna call it... Kaidog! (laughs)
Ulti: (facepalms) Kaidog? Seriously?
Kaido: (nodding enthusiastically) Yep! Kaidog! It's got a nice ring to it.
[King and Queen exchange amused glances.]
King: (smirking) So, Kaidog, huh?
Kaido: (proudly) That's right! Kaidog! My loyal pet dog!
[The crew exchanges skeptical looks while the bunny continues munching on hay.]
Yamato: (sighs) Father, it's going to eat all your booze.
Kaido: (gasps) Oh no, we can't have that! Kaidog, stop! Bad dog!
[The bunny looks up at Kaido with confusion.]
Jack: (whispering to Ulti) This is getting weirder by the minute.
Ulti: (whispering back) Tell me about it. I can't believe we're dealing with Kaidog now.
Kaido: (trying to make the bunny sit) Sit, Kaidog! Sit!
[The bunny hops around, clearly not understanding the command.]
Queen: (facepalming) I can't believe I'm witnessing this.
Kaido: (determined) You'll see, guys! Kaidog will be the best pet dog ever! We'll go on walks, and I'll teach it to fetch swords!
Yamato: (smirking) Swords? Seriously, Father?
Kaido: (nodding) Swords! It'll be legendary!
Jack: (muttering) Yeah, a legendary bunny with swords. Brilliant.
[Kaido tries to put a tiny sword in front of the bunny, who looks at it with mild disinterest.]
Ulti: (sighs) This has gone too far.
King: (chuckles) You do realize that Kaidog doesn't seem interested in swords, right?
Kaido: (stroking the bunny's fur) Shh, Kaidog's just shy. We'll work on it.
[The crew exchanges exasperated looks as Kaido continues his one-sided conversation with the bunny.]
Yamato: (muttering to herself) This is what happens when Father gets too drunk.
[As the crew sighs and shakes their heads, Kaido's delusion about his "Kaidog" continues, making for one of the most amusing and bewildering moments in their pirate adventures.]
Take that, @Joe D. Olphin! 
baked cake for the sweet toothe frienden :)
With pleasure you delphinmensch!
