What is a wild animal you are sure you could defeat in a fight 1v1?

#21
Platypus. That freak gets negged.
They have venomous spores on their knees iirc.
Anyway I would beat the fuck out of a cheetah, they're fragile and their only attribute is their speed, but even then that's just running speed and I would probably fuck them up in terms of actual combat speed (like jumping out of the way of attacks and shit)
Bears ain't ready for me either I'd have them like this
Ofc if the bear gets a good hit in I'm finished and their paws are too big for the ol' bob and weave so that's gonna be a problem but I'd still win
 

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#23
They have venomous spores on their knees iirc.
Anyway I would beat the fuck out of a cheetah, they're fragile and their only attribute is their speed, but even then that's just running speed and I would probably fuck them up in terms of actual combat speed (like jumping out of the way of attacks and shit)
Bears ain't ready for me either I'd have them like this
Ofc if the bear gets a good hit in I'm finished and their paws are too big for the ol' bob and weave so that's gonna be a problem but I'd still win
Yeah I'd just step on it, and call it a day lol.

:gokulaugh: To the rest of your post, I don't doubt your abilities one bit
 
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Gorosei Informer

#29
They have venomous spores on their knees iirc.
Anyway I would beat the fuck out of a cheetah, they're fragile and their only attribute is their speed, but even then that's just running speed and I would probably fuck them up in terms of actual combat speed (like jumping out of the way of attacks and shit)
Bears ain't ready for me either I'd have them like this
Ofc if the bear gets a good hit in I'm finished and their paws are too big for the ol' bob and weave so that's gonna be a problem but I'd still win
@Bepo D. Bear

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Silverback Gorilla ๐Ÿฆ
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with a gun in my pocket
Harambe!

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Gorosei Informer

#39
Maybe they meant a baby bear or a plushie :catblush:



In both cases it would end like this :optimistic:

Lmaoooo now that definitely sounds more accurate!

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An elephant.

I am HIM.
Green Bull, Kizaru or even HIMKainu to take down Zunesha?! I suppose Fujitora is a possibility too lol.

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