Fanclub Conejo Blanco: House of the Bunkuza

[Mr. Reloaded]

A deal was made with the dolphins and the police

Chocolatespice was returned to the police safely and @ThatGuy the snitch given back to the dolphins. Much to @ThatGuy's refusal. He has now been forever barred from ever seeing his son as per the agreement.

While one live was saved today, the fight sees no end as 200 bears and 200 dolphins are killed amidst the forest fires and the attack on aquariums.

More news as we get it

Spoiler: GO LIONS!

@Pot Goblin @GrandmasterChef Zonji @CoC: Color of Clowns @Devilbat @Shimotsuki Ghostly @Playa4321 @Horo Horo Musume @Peroroncino

 

[Pot Goblin]

Oh my god, that bot was saying
"The White Rabbit will rule and no one will stop her from doing so, so take my word for it, I'm telling the truth" over and over again I'm not kidding

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Oh my god, that bot was saying
"The White Rabbit will rule and no one will stop her from doing so, so take my word for it, I'm telling the truth" over and over again I'm not kidding

WUT

 

[Pot Goblin]

WUT

For real, I was curious what it was even saying so I put it in google translate and that's what I got

 

[Horo Horo Musume]

Oh my god, that bot was saying
"The White Rabbit will rule and no one will stop her from doing so, so take my word for it, I'm telling the truth" over and over again I'm not kidding

So you were the spam bot all along.


Also leave the poor bears alone.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

For real, I was curious what it was even saying so I put it in google translate and that's what I got

Okay that's amazing

 

[Pot Goblin]

Okay that's amazing

So you were the spam bot all along.


Also leave the poor bears alone.

How else are we gonna spread our influence

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Also leave the poor bears alone.

 

[ThatGuy]

Stay away from @ThatKid and maybe I can convince the cops not to give you up

LIKE HELL I WILL

A deal was made with the dolphins and the police

Chocolatespice was returned to the police safely and @ThatGuy the snitch given back to the dolphins. Much to @ThatGuy's refusal. He has now been forever barred from ever seeing his son as per the agreement.

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WHAT I NEVER AGREED TO THIS WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME

also why am I banned from seeing my son, the agreement was that you will protect me when I do so

 

[Joe D. Olphin]

A bomb planted by the bears has detonated killing 50 dolphins in the attacks. The world is horrified by their actions!

More breaking news to come!
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Just yesterday she baked me her famous honeycream-chicken-cookies, telling me that I could have them as soon as the bears won this

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You know what? Those cookies not even tasted good.. spat them out and burnt the rest..

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

There is a traitor among the bears!
Turns out Felon Bear was working with @ThatGuy as a double agent the whole time! Together they kill the police escorting Chocolatespice and return him to the dolphins. In exchange, the dolphins allow Thatguy to return to Greece to settle the score with the cops.

More breaking news!
A hit was carried out on @Joe D. Olphin's family killing his mother, father and uncle. Police say the prime suspect is @Bepo D. Bear,

Finally the bears test out their new super weapon to exterminate the dolphins, testing it out in the Indian ocean. As many as 250 dolphins were killed. However all 240 bears sent to test the weapon were also caught in the blast, none survived

War heats up!

Spoiler: Bada Bing

@Peroroncino @Horo Horo Musume @Pot Goblin @CoC: Color of Clowns @Devilbat @Shimotsuki Ghostly @GrandmasterChef Zonji ect

 

[Devilbat]

Nice intuition @Devilbat

Well, I did spend a considerable amount of time with that lad @ThatKid in the garden, I know how his father thinks... Playing denial is one of his favourite pastimes. Poor kid, it will take a lot therapy to get out of that miserable childhood.

Spoiler: He is getting his therapy, no worries

He's going to be our best sniper, that kid conceals his presence like no one else I've ever seen!

There is a traitor among the bears!
Turns out Felon Bear was working with @ThatGuy as a double agent the whole time! Together they kill the police escorting Chocolatespice and return him to the dolphins. In exchange, the dolphins allow Thatguy to return to Greece to settle the score with the cops.

More breaking news!
A hit was carried out on @Joe D. Olphin's family killing his mother, father and uncle. Police say the prime suspect is @Bepo D. Bear,

Finally the bears test out their new super weapon to exterminate the dolphins, testing it out in the Indian ocean. As many as 250 dolphins were killed. However all 240 bears sent to test the weapon were also caught in the blast, none survived

War heats up!

Spoiler: Bada Bing

@Peroroncino @Horo Horo Musume @Pot Goblin @CoC: Color of Clowns @Devilbat @Shimotsuki Ghostly @GrandmasterChef Zonji ect

Good old traitor plot, oh my! @Bepo D. Bear what did you do to make that fella betray you?

Post automatically merged: Sep 8, 2023

 

[Bepo D. Bear]

There is a traitor among the bears!
Turns out Felon Bear was working with @ThatGuy as a double agent the whole time! Together they kill the police escorting Chocolatespice and return him to the dolphins.​

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What?! This must be a mistake, Felon Bear would never betray me! Also he loved Chocolatespice, he would never do this to him!

I already had baked a "Welcome Home!" - cake for little Chocolate!!

Good old traitor plot, oh my! @Bepo D. Bear what did you do to make that fella betray you?

Nothing! He was my right-hand-bear, my best buddie, out of all my bearbros he's always been my favourite one! I don't understand it either

Here, just last week we had a toast to our friendship

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More breaking news!
A hit was carried out on @Joe D. Olphin's family killing his mother, father and uncle. Police say the prime suspect is @Bepo D. Bear,

Finally the bears test out their new super weapon to exterminate the dolphins, testing it out in the Indian ocean. As many as 250 dolphins were killed. However all 240 bears sent to test the weapon were also caught in the blast, none survived

War heats up!
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We will remember these brave bear souls

And this all just happens because @Joe D. Olphin won't give up


Btw @Mr. Reloaded I demand an explanation!

 

[Warback]

Bro i need to do acid or something to understand what the fck is this lore between bears and dolphins in this thread.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

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What?! This must be a mistake, Felon Bear would never betray me! Also he loved Chocolatespice, he would never do this to him!

I already had baked a "Welcome Home!" - cake for little Chocolate!!

Nothing! He was my right-hand-bear, my best buddie, out of all my bearbros he's always been my favourite one! I don't understand it either

Here, just last week we had a toast to our friendship

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We will remember these brave bear souls

And this all just happens because @Joe D. Olphin won't give up


Btw @Mr. Reloaded I demand an explanation!

Show bitz baby! Got to put my money somewhere to add spice ya know.

Burning down forests was a great tactic after all 🤭

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Oh my god, that bot was saying
"The White Rabbit will rule and no one will stop her from doing so, so take my word for it, I'm telling the truth" over and over again I'm not kidding

Poor Bot, they were speaking the truth the whole time!

 

[Bepo D. Bear]

Poor Bot, they were speaking the truth the whole time!

Aye

@Mr. Reloaded we should have added the truther bot to the conejo blanco members list

Show bitz baby! Got to put my money somewhere to add spice ya know.

Burning down forests was a great tactic after all 🤭

How cruel! You have no heart! If you want to spend your money somewhere, buy honey for all the young bearfellas that are orphans now

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

@Mr. Reloaded we should have added the truther bot to the conejo blanco members list

True

How cruel! You have no heart! If you want to spend your money somewhere, buy honey for all the young bearfellas that are orphans now

But that would be a waste

Cubs gotta fend for themselves ya know!

 

[Devilbat]

Bro i need to do acid or something to understand what the fck is this lore between bears and dolphins in this thread.

@Mr. Reloaded pulled a Helen of Troy and said @Joe D. Olphin is his best frienden, while he already had @Bepo D. Bear as his best friend, and you know with the superlatives, there's only one best friend, you know what I mean? Now both bears and dolphins are losing their shit over a reporter who probably makes a shitload of money now

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

@ThatGuy begins his assault on Greece in retaliation to his arrest last month. Several buildings set ablaze Friday morning with hundreds feared dead. The fires spread into the forest where over 300 bears are said to reside

All feared dead.
The dolphins issued this statement

The Greek police are issuing an arrest warrant for @ThatGuy, if you have any information to can lead to his capture, please contact authorities asap.

Spoiler

@Pot Goblin @Bepo D. Bear @Horo Horo Musume @GrandmasterChef Zonji @Devilbat @Peroroncino @CoC: Color of Clowns @Shimotsuki Ghostly @Playa4321 @Joe D. Olphin

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