1094: The Chapter Pot Didn't Wish For
-Cover Page is Kaido cooking Oden using Oden's bones
-Caribou is seen conversing with Laffitte and Catarina about Pluton
-Caribou was trying to join Blackbeard's crew, and is now officially a Blackbeard Pirate
-Caribou states he also has a new recruit, and Carrot pops her face out of his stomach and waves
-Carrot explains how she fell madly in love with Caribou, and wants to take revenge on the Straw Hats for letting her mentor, Pedro, die in front of her
-Before Carrot can join, Perospero arrives, and tells Carrot he fell in love with her at first sight
-Perospero knew Big Mom would never approve of their relationship because of her past actions against Pedro, and feels horrible guilt that Pedro killed himself
-Perospero was trying to push Carrot away to keep her safe, and shows her pictures of Pedro recovering from the explosion
-Realizing that Perospero saved Pedro's life and was protecting him from Big Mom, Carrot falls deeply in love with him, and is conflicted
-Caribou realizes Carrot's hesitation, and states he can't force her to choose between him and the man who saved Pedro
-However, in an epic double page spread, Perospero confesses he also wants to fuck Caribou, and they begin kissing passionately, Perospero's tongue swirling around and spewing spit and swamp all over the place
-In another epic double page spread, Perospero spreads Caribou while Catarina covers Carrot's eyes and whistles
-Laffitte begs Carrot to blind him so he can no longer see the sins of the world
-Carrot stabs Laffitte's eyes out with Carrots as "Peroin" and "Kehihihi" echoes in the background
-Jabra appears out of nowhere, and kills both Caribou and Perospero with double Shigans to the neck
-As Carrot cries over her bisexual dead lovers, Jabra stares into the camera, gives a thumbs up, and says, "Real adults don't fuck minors! You hear me?! I'm coming for you, Naito! Like hell I'll let you impregnate this 15-year-old Furry!"
Chapter ends with Jabra breaking out of the manga and chasing after Naito while Oda makes Gear 5 eyes in the background
Break next week as Naito attempts to evade cartoon government assassins for crimes against (furries?) humanity
-Cover Page is Kaido cooking Oden using Oden's bones
-Caribou is seen conversing with Laffitte and Catarina about Pluton
-Caribou was trying to join Blackbeard's crew, and is now officially a Blackbeard Pirate
-Caribou states he also has a new recruit, and Carrot pops her face out of his stomach and waves
-Carrot explains how she fell madly in love with Caribou, and wants to take revenge on the Straw Hats for letting her mentor, Pedro, die in front of her
-Before Carrot can join, Perospero arrives, and tells Carrot he fell in love with her at first sight
-Perospero knew Big Mom would never approve of their relationship because of her past actions against Pedro, and feels horrible guilt that Pedro killed himself
-Perospero was trying to push Carrot away to keep her safe, and shows her pictures of Pedro recovering from the explosion
-Realizing that Perospero saved Pedro's life and was protecting him from Big Mom, Carrot falls deeply in love with him, and is conflicted
-Caribou realizes Carrot's hesitation, and states he can't force her to choose between him and the man who saved Pedro
-However, in an epic double page spread, Perospero confesses he also wants to fuck Caribou, and they begin kissing passionately, Perospero's tongue swirling around and spewing spit and swamp all over the place
-In another epic double page spread, Perospero spreads Caribou while Catarina covers Carrot's eyes and whistles
-Laffitte begs Carrot to blind him so he can no longer see the sins of the world
-Carrot stabs Laffitte's eyes out with Carrots as "Peroin" and "Kehihihi" echoes in the background
-Jabra appears out of nowhere, and kills both Caribou and Perospero with double Shigans to the neck
-As Carrot cries over her bisexual dead lovers, Jabra stares into the camera, gives a thumbs up, and says, "Real adults don't fuck minors! You hear me?! I'm coming for you, Naito! Like hell I'll let you impregnate this 15-year-old Furry!"
Chapter ends with Jabra breaking out of the manga and chasing after Naito while Oda makes Gear 5 eyes in the background
Break next week as Naito attempts to evade cartoon government assassins for crimes against (furries?) humanity
