MOTHERFUCKING FUCK. THAT WAS THE LAST, UTTER, FUCKING STRAW FOR ME.
I FOUGHT FOR SHINY CLEFAIRY I FUCKING LOST FRIENDS FOR HER. I WORE THE MERCHANDISE IRL
I HAD FAITH. I HAD FAITH IN YOU, YOU FUCKING BASTARD. YOU SHATTERED EVERYTHING. I WAS ONE OF THE MOST LOYAL POKEMON FOLLOWERS. I MANAGED TO GET DOZENS OF PEOPLE PEOPLE INTO IT. AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME AFTER 27 YEARS WORTH OF PATIENCE TO CATCH ONE IN ONE OF THESE DOGSHIT OUTBREAKS?! FUCKING HELL FUCK YOU, SCARLET&VIOLET FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY FUCKING LITTLE VIDEOGAME BROKEN ASS PIECE OF SHIT! I HANG THE THE GLORIOUS CLEFAIRY PLUSHIE OVER MY BED, AND MY GOD I WILL NOT GIVE IN. YOU LITERALLY WOULD HAVE TO CLAW IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD FUCKING BODY. I WILL DENY, DENY, DENY WHAT YOU JUST DID! YOU'RE AS GOOD AS DEAD TO ME! YOU BROKEN ASS GAME
FUCK SATOSHI. FUCK MASUDA. FUCK THIS EVENT. FUCK POKEMON. FUCKING GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING - BLAND, HELL-BOUND, BROKEN, DISGUSTING AND WASTING THE PLAYERS TIME FOR SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS !