It's revealed that Shanks was the rat from Sanji's flashback that caused Judge to get angry.
Shanks likes watching children suffer and wanted to get Sanji in trouble.
Saturn shows Luffy a picture of Shanks kicking a puppy in the balls.
Saturn: "That rat couldn't low-diff a drunk one-legged squirrel, we're just not allowed to hurt him under Imu's orders, so we've been pretending to job to Shanks for years to keep him and Imu happy."
Luffy begins crying, takes off his hat, and begins pissing on it.
"SHANKS IS A FRAUD!" Luffy shouts into the sky, as we cut to Kizaru rolling up a fat blunt.
Saturn sighs, pulls out a bucket of black paint, and states, "Don't even get me started on his 'rival', Fraud-Eyes No-Feats-Hawk."