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Gorosei Informer

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Bepo was liking my posts from around that time randomly, so I figured it'd be funny to do it :suresure:


btw. We're kicking @Logiko from the Carrot fandom and putting him on trial next @Shimotsuki Ghostly
That's extremely ironic! Why?! LOL! @Pot Goblin better be the judge then!

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Btw @Mr. Reloaded This is for you!:

INT. MR. RELOADED'S LIVING ROOM - A STORMY NIGHT

[The room is dimly lit, and a fierce thunderstorm rages outside. MR. RELOADED, a bewildered man, paces nervously. Suddenly, the room becomes ice-cold, and a ghostly figure, MRS. RELOADED, materializes.]

MRS. RELOADED: (with a ghostly growl) Reloaded, you can't run away from me any longer! You still owe me cub support for our furry son!

MR. RELOADED: (panicking) What on Earth? I told you, you're not my wife, and I'm not a furry!

[Ghostly, a translucent figure, appears and chuckles from the corner.]

GHOSTLY: (amused) Oh, this is rich! Looks like we've got a ghostly family reunion, Reloaded. What's the matter, you two? Can't let bygones be bygones?

MR. RELOADED: (pleading) Ghostly, can't you keep her in the ghost realm? I don't need this right now!

MRS. RELOADED: (fuming) Ghostly, tell Reloaded to pay what he owes or he'll be cursed with bunny ears forever!

GHOSTLY: (grinning) Oh, she's not kidding. Those bunny ears are quite the fashion statement, I must say!

MR. RELOADED: (desperate) Bunny ears?! No, no, no! I need an exorcist, not an ex-wife!

[He fumbles for his phone and dials the Ghostbusters.]

MR. RELOADED: (on the phone) Yes, hello? I've got a ghost issue, and it's personal. Can you send someone over right now?

GHOSTBUSTERS OPERATOR: (over the phone) We're on our way, sir. Please stay put.

[Mr. Reloaded hangs up the phone, relieved.]

GHOSTLY: (chuckles) You called the Ghostbusters? Now, that's funny, Reloaded!

MRS. RELOADED: (pouting) He's avoiding his responsibility, Ghostly! Our son needs his cub support!

GHOSTLY: (mischievous) You know, Reloaded, I can also send your son over to chat with you. He's quite furry-ocious!

MR. RELOADED: (exasperated) I don't need a furry son, an ex-wife, or furry-ocious puns! I just need some peace!

[The doorbell rings, and the GHOSTBUSTERS arrive with their equipment.]

GHOSTBUSTER #1: (confident) We heard you have a ghost problem, sir. We're here to help.

MR. RELOADED: (relieved) Thank goodness! Please, get her out of my life!

MRS. RELOADED: (defiant) You can't banish me, Reloaded! I'm here for my cub support!

[The Ghostbusters get to work, trying to capture Mrs. Reloaded.]

GHOSTBUSTER #2: (adjusting equipment) Ma'am, we're going to need you to step back into the spirit realm.

[Mrs. Reloaded resists, but the Ghostbusters eventually succeed in containing her.]

GHOSTBUSTER #1: (to Mr. Reloaded) All done, sir. You should have no more ghostly visitations.

MR. RELOADED: (grateful) Thank you! Finally, some peace and quiet!

[GHOSTLY, still amused, gives Mr. Reloaded a ghostly high-five.]

GHOSTLY: (smirking) Don't be surprised if she haunts your dreams with furry puns, Reloaded. She's quite persistent!

MR. RELOADED: (sighs) I guess I'll have to live with that. At least I don't need to worry about cub support anymore.

[FADE OUT]
 
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Gorosei Informer

Just look at the mess he's causing in the nakama thread :suresure:

: "You can't read the subtext"
: Essays of nothing galore
: Shining Nakama action

Guy's a liability :milaugh:
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Why am I feeling a sudden intended Rush of deja vu centering around the phrase subversive affirmations? Why do I want to see it face up against diverging and converging haki and sound waves or whatever? Why do I want to powerscale these two enlightened prophets?!
 
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