Bepo was liking my posts from around that time randomly, so I figured it'd be funny to do it
That's extremely ironic! Why?! LOL!
@Pot Goblin better be the judge then!
Btw
@Mr. Reloaded This is for you!:
INT. MR. RELOADED'S LIVING ROOM - A STORMY NIGHT
[The room is dimly lit, and a fierce thunderstorm rages outside. MR. RELOADED, a bewildered man, paces nervously. Suddenly, the room becomes ice-cold, and a ghostly figure, MRS. RELOADED, materializes.]
MRS. RELOADED: (with a ghostly growl) Reloaded, you can't run away from me any longer! You still owe me cub support for our furry son!
MR. RELOADED: (panicking) What on Earth? I told you, you're not my wife, and I'm not a furry!
[Ghostly, a translucent figure, appears and chuckles from the corner.]
GHOSTLY: (amused) Oh, this is rich! Looks like we've got a ghostly family reunion, Reloaded. What's the matter, you two? Can't let bygones be bygones?
MR. RELOADED: (pleading) Ghostly, can't you keep her in the ghost realm? I don't need this right now!
MRS. RELOADED: (fuming) Ghostly, tell Reloaded to pay what he owes or he'll be cursed with bunny ears forever!
GHOSTLY: (grinning) Oh, she's not kidding. Those bunny ears are quite the fashion statement, I must say!
MR. RELOADED: (desperate) Bunny ears?! No, no, no! I need an exorcist, not an ex-wife!
[He fumbles for his phone and dials the Ghostbusters.]
MR. RELOADED: (on the phone) Yes, hello? I've got a ghost issue, and it's personal. Can you send someone over right now?
GHOSTBUSTERS OPERATOR: (over the phone) We're on our way, sir. Please stay put.
[Mr. Reloaded hangs up the phone, relieved.]
GHOSTLY: (chuckles) You called the Ghostbusters? Now, that's funny, Reloaded!
MRS. RELOADED: (pouting) He's avoiding his responsibility, Ghostly! Our son needs his cub support!
GHOSTLY: (mischievous) You know, Reloaded, I can also send your son over to chat with you. He's quite furry-ocious!
MR. RELOADED: (exasperated) I don't need a furry son, an ex-wife, or furry-ocious puns! I just need some peace!
[The doorbell rings, and the GHOSTBUSTERS arrive with their equipment.]
GHOSTBUSTER #1: (confident) We heard you have a ghost problem, sir. We're here to help.
MR. RELOADED: (relieved) Thank goodness! Please, get her out of my life!
MRS. RELOADED: (defiant) You can't banish me, Reloaded! I'm here for my cub support!
[The Ghostbusters get to work, trying to capture Mrs. Reloaded.]
GHOSTBUSTER #2: (adjusting equipment) Ma'am, we're going to need you to step back into the spirit realm.
[Mrs. Reloaded resists, but the Ghostbusters eventually succeed in containing her.]
GHOSTBUSTER #1: (to Mr. Reloaded) All done, sir. You should have no more ghostly visitations.
MR. RELOADED: (grateful) Thank you! Finally, some peace and quiet!
[GHOSTLY, still amused, gives Mr. Reloaded a ghostly high-five.]
GHOSTLY: (smirking) Don't be surprised if she haunts your dreams with furry puns, Reloaded. She's quite persistent!
MR. RELOADED: (sighs) I guess I'll have to live with that. At least I don't need to worry about cub support anymore.
[FADE OUT]