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Gorosei Informer

Everyone keeps calling me a killer, but they have no proof :pepecry:
Her ghost says otherwise!:

(Verse 1)
🎶 As he came in through the window 🪟,
It was a sonic boom, oh,
Mr. Reloaded, with secrets in his closet 🕶️,
He had a furry fascination, but didn't want to disclose it 🐾.

👩 Annie, his lovely wife, in a world of strife,
She sensed something was off, like a hidden furry life,
But Mr. Reloaded, with a sly grin 😏,
He thought he could hide his fur suits within 🧥.

(Pre-Chorus)
Annie, Annie, are you okay? 🤔
Will Mr. Reloaded get his way? 😅
He's a smooth, sly, undercover critter 🦊,
But Annie's got a nose like a bloodhound, never bitter! 🐕

(Chorus)
He's a "Smooth Criminal," sly Mr. Reloaded,
Trying to escape Annie, with secrets he's loaded,
But she's no fool, she's a force to be reckoned,
Can he escape her suspicions? That's the question! 🕵️‍♂️

(Verse 2)
Annie found a tail, furry ears, and a paw 🐾,
She thought, "What's all this? I never saw!
Mr. Reloaded, you've got some explaining to do 🗣️,
No more hiding in your secret zoo!" 🦁

Mr. Reloaded, with sweat on his brow 😓,
Tried to deny it, but he knows it's not now,
Annie's on his case, like a detective on a mission 🕵️,
To unveil his furry secrets and strange liaisons 🐺.

(Pre-Chorus)
Annie, Annie, are you okay? 🤨
Will Mr. Reloaded get his way? 😬
He's a smooth, sly, undercover critter 🐾,
But Annie's got a nose like a bloodhound, never bitter! 👃

(Chorus)
He's a "Smooth Criminal," sly Mr. Reloaded,
Trying to escape Annie, with secrets he's loaded,
But she's no fool, she's a force to be reckoned,
Can he escape her suspicions? That's the question! 🤷‍♂️

(Bridge)
Annie confronts him, with a twinkle in her eye 👀,
Says, "Mr. Reloaded, no more wool over my eyes!
I love you for who you are, fur and all 🥰,
But let's clear up this mystery once and for all!" 🕊️

(Chorus)
He's a "Smooth Criminal," sly Mr. Reloaded,
But Annie's love for him, it's never corroded,
Now they're both searching for answers in delight 🕵️‍♀️,
Unmasking his furry secrets, with all their might! 🐾

(Outro)
So Mr. Reloaded stands there, feeling defeated 😔,
His furry secret's out, and Annie's not cheated,
But what happens next, it's anyone's guess,
Will he continue being furry, or clean up this mess? 🙀




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