"And on that day Ghostly received a grim reminder of how terrifyingly long CoC's posts can be..."
The 5th book in my Occult Erotica legitimately devolves into a vampire sex orgy that lasts 2/3rds of the book, and ends with the main character accidentally exploding due to too much... uh... I'm going to stop this sentence here.
I have to go back and edit that section but I'm fucking terrified to, I was way too drunk when I wrote it. Which is hilarious because the parents of the protagonists also get their minds scarred by spying on the orgy, and become convinced they need to forcibly cure their kids from vampirism because they've created a quasi-Christian vampire sex cult.
Ya'll get the sane CoC, if ya'll can believe it.