I can't remember my dream that well, but I had to fart really badly all night after eating some great tacos, so, I had a dream I was trying to fight pirates in God Valley with my farts. I think I was going after Rocks, so, I think I was either on Roger's crew or another one, but I can't really remember anything.
Wait. I might have farted on Garling.
Edibles are helping me get off alcohol but the dreams are driving me crazy.
I laid down to sleep last night and the first thing I thought of even before closing my eyes was getting eaten by a blue creature that looked like a mix between Gollum from Lord of the Rings and the Hair Fucking Blue Aliens from Avatar, who had split lips, really nasty teeth, and I think red eyes.
Had to get my dog to snuggle with because I was like, "Nope, nope, nope, I need rest, get out of my head." So she slept at the foot of the bed while I farted myself to sleep, and then continued farting in my dreams.
I wonder how many times Oda's Editors have had to reject a Fart Paramecia, and a Piss, and Shit Logia. "I'm the shit, man! I ate the Feces Feces no Mi, and became a Shitty Person! But, I was a shitty person, even before I ate the Fruit! HAHAHAHAHA! CRAP CANNON!!!"
Caribou is the closest thing we'll get to a poop Fruit, I guess.