Listen:
Ladies and gentleman... the most exciting stage show you've ever
Witnessed... appearing live... Mr. Puppet and the Get Fresh Crew
Excuse me Mr. Puppet...
Yes
Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic
With one minute rhymes that don't come out right
They bite
They never write
That's not polite am I lyin'?
No, you're quite right
Well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear
We swear, the best darn scum group of the year
So
So
Cheerio
Yell...
Scream...
Bravo also, if you didn't know this is called the show
A-yo, Mr. Puppet
What?
Put ya bally's on
Yo, Ratchy, I was about to but I need a shoehorn
Why?
Because these shoes always hurt my corns
Six minutes... six minutes... six minutes Mr. Puppet, you're on
Uh uh on, uh uh on, uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
Uh uh on, uh uh on, uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
Ooh ooh ooh, uh uh on
Here we go...
Here we go...
Come on...
Come on...
A-here we go...
Here we go...
Come on...
Come on...
Yo, where's Sallucion and Zolo?
Well I don't know, they're late still in scum chat
Told em them the time and plan its fine... oh, I forgot the date
I swear Day 4 is here
Man you did it again, oh no
No, here we go, come on
Here we go, come on
Here we go, did we miss the show?
Nuh, nuh na nana no we didn't
Word
Nuh nana nana nana, no we didn't
W-w-w-word
No we didn't
Well don't get us wrong
'Scuse me Mr. Puppet, 'scuse me Mr. Puppet,
'Scuse me Mr. Puppet, you're on
Uh uh on...
Well it started up on Day 1
When I made up the name called Mr. Puppet and the...
Get Fresh Crew
It was me, my two dj's chill Zolo and Red Night going all the way
And my right hand man Luka d
I used to rap and sing, makes sounds and things
And for example, here's a telephone ring...
Hello? is Mr. Puppet in?
No, he's not in right now
But anyway, no more delay
Just check out the new style I display
Now ya gotta be (Puppet)
To rock with (Puppet)
And I'm Mr. Puppet
And I'm known for the...
Not for the...
The human beatbox or the entertainer
No other title could fit me plainer
In a passing generation I am a remainer
And I'm also known as the beatbox trainer
Cashin' checks, make sound fx
And after I finish rockin' Ratchy is on next
Ya know it
Ratchy...
Well, here's a little somethin' that needs to be heard
Mr. Puppet, I was goin' downtown
Word Ratchy?
Word
Sure
All alone, no-one to be with
Stepped on the d-train at 205th
I saw a pretty girl
So?
So I sat beside her
Then she went like she was tony the tiger
I said, oh no, there's been a mistake
Honey, my name's Ratchy not frostie flakes
Oh, golly wally
She was raisin' hell
She said, oh my name is maggie but call me michelle
Bust a move, we show and prove
A-yo Mr. Puppet, do that record jam on the groove
As you can see, most definitely
We are Ratchy (Puppet)
Chill Zolo (Puppet)
Sallucion is (Puppet)
Luka d is (Puppet)
Red Night is (Puppet)
And I am, the original human beatbox
The entertainer, Mr. Puppet with the Get Fresh Crew, the Red Mafia through and through with the scum game of the year yo
You guys aren‘t ready for the greatness.