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Genuinely who?
Teenage girls obsessed with her massively and blew her up in fame, especially online too and she started becoming a lot like a female Justin Bieber/more masculine looking Bieber and the fame all went to her head, ego overdrive.
Billie Eilish, the master of whisper-singing and oversized outfits that make it seem like she's perpetually auditioning for a role in a tent revival, has been hailed as the voice of a generation. And by "a generation," we mean a generation that has apparently run out of originality and decided to raid their grandparents' closets for fashion inspiration. It's like she's competing in a "Who Can Look More Drowsy?" contest with her monotone vocals. Rumor has it she hired a team of ghostwriters to pen her songs, and her stylist is none other than the love child of a gothic scarecrow and a discarded Hot Topic mannequin. Honestly, it's impressive how she effortlessly emulates the vibes of a thousand angsty teenagers who discovered eyeliner for the first time. Keep doing you, Billie, or whoever you're imitating this week.
She is a fan of Jolyne from Jojo though, so cant hate her entirely and her song for No Time To Die, the Bond film was decent-ish at best, Billie Decent-ish even. Dudes were counting down the day till she turned legal, making it a viral trend like they did with Mary Kate and Ashley so that was fucking creepy and disturbing too lol. Emma Watson had the same thing too I'm sure.
The top comments are gold too lmao.
