SIMP vs PIMP: Who is a lower life form?
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So people who take fucking women as an Accomplishment?
See accomplishments to me is being able to lift more weight than the last time, getting a job after getting my masters that pays me around $300K, being bale to work for Google, Finishing my Thesis etc.
But is it not the highest level of SIMPING to call getting laid an accomplishment? For me that used to be just another Friday or Saturday
A few times yeah, the most recent example:
Storytime, about 9Months ago, before I met my girlfriend, yeah it was March, my University has this building called "Student Union Building" where we have Cafeterias and main dining area.
So I was looking for a seat and I saw this Hot Latina sitting on an Empty table so I asked if I could join and she's like cool. So we started talking and she started flirting high key even building sexual tension so I was like "Listen I gotta go my class is starting (I lied) but lemme grab your number and I'll hit you up lets grab some dinner' and she's like okay so she gave me her number.
I text her in an hour "Hey this is the guy you met at SUB, I have fun talking to you and would like to get to know you better, lets get some dinner, and we agreed to get dinner the same day".
So then we met by one building at Texas Tech, the plan was to walk to the restaurant, it was really cold and I say you know if we hold hands it would warm us up and she smiled while shy and held my hand. Then while walking we just kissed and well she did say "You are crazy but I like it" and I was like "if you want we can go to the restaurant, but I do have some great wine at my place" and she goes "You wanna do that instead?" I was like yeah..and then well, you know the rest.
Pretty easy stuff you know, you just gotta be handsome and getting laid is easy mode.
(I hope my Girlfriend never joins this forum lol)
See accomplishments to me is being able to lift more weight than the last time, getting a job after getting my masters that pays me around $300K, being bale to work for Google, Finishing my Thesis etc.
But is it not the highest level of SIMPING to call getting laid an accomplishment? For me that used to be just another Friday or Saturday
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A few times yeah, the most recent example:
Storytime, about 9Months ago, before I met my girlfriend, yeah it was March, my University has this building called "Student Union Building" where we have Cafeterias and main dining area.
So I was looking for a seat and I saw this Hot Latina sitting on an Empty table so I asked if I could join and she's like cool. So we started talking and she started flirting high key even building sexual tension so I was like "Listen I gotta go my class is starting (I lied) but lemme grab your number and I'll hit you up lets grab some dinner' and she's like okay so she gave me her number.
I text her in an hour "Hey this is the guy you met at SUB, I have fun talking to you and would like to get to know you better, lets get some dinner, and we agreed to get dinner the same day".
So then we met by one building at Texas Tech, the plan was to walk to the restaurant, it was really cold and I say you know if we hold hands it would warm us up and she smiled while shy and held my hand. Then while walking we just kissed and well she did say "You are crazy but I like it" and I was like "if you want we can go to the restaurant, but I do have some great wine at my place" and she goes "You wanna do that instead?" I was like yeah..and then well, you know the rest.
Pretty easy stuff you know, you just gotta be handsome and getting laid is easy mode.
(I hope my Girlfriend never joins this forum lol)
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I was so confused when I first started hearing the phrase Simp it was after I got out of boot camp
People kept saying Simp
For a week I thought people where quoting Phineas and Ferb
S-I-M-P Squirrels in my pants!!
But to answer the question
Simps- have no self respect or backbone and can be really creepy
Pimps- have no respect for others and are often abusive
Tho
Apimpnamedslickback is a pimp and slick back is one of the best side characters on boondocks
So I'll go with pimp
People kept saying Simp
For a week I thought people where quoting Phineas and Ferb
S-I-M-P Squirrels in my pants!!
But to answer the question
Simps- have no self respect or backbone and can be really creepy
Pimps- have no respect for others and are often abusive
Tho
Apimpnamedslickback is a pimp and slick back is one of the best side characters on boondocks
So I'll go with pimp
I think SIMPS are probably men who put women on a pedestal and looks up to them like they are a mountain to climb and a trophy to win.
Like @Heart pirate
Like @Heart pirate
I think SIMPS are probably men who put women on a pedestal and looks up to them like they are a mountain to climb and a trophy to win.
Like @Heart pirate
Like @Heart pirate
This might legitimately be the first time anybody in identify me as a SIMP.
It’s new, especially since 30 mins ago. You was tellin me how childish it is to call woman bitches/hoes. Or record them having sex with u lmao.
I don't think every pimp is trafficking woman, some are also the ones who simply act as a girl's manager with full consent from Women.
Since we are talking extremes there are Only fans SIMPS who are willing to kiss women's feet after giving them their entire Salary (Or parents Allowance they got)
Guys are down bad lol, I feel bad for Western people.
WTF is happening. And all that for a woman with fake titties who is 5/10 at best?
WHAAAT?
I Love to record myself dumbass, women love it too. That's why I tell you learn how to read
What I meant is that talking about it, and wanting to post it as evidence is behavior of insecurity.
I have so many recordings you can't even imagine lol BUT WHY TEH FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS...IT IS SO AWKWARD.
And calling women hoes/bitches is literally a wanna-be behavior tho..I am not saying to white knights, I am polar opposite of that, but just as basic human behavior, wannabe dorks aka Andrew Tate fans do that.
Considering having sex with a woman an accomplishment is a psychological sign of low self-esteem and SIMP like behavior.
@Philosoraptor tell me if I am telling lies here?
Since we are talking extremes there are Only fans SIMPS who are willing to kiss women's feet after giving them their entire Salary (Or parents Allowance they got)
WTF is happening. And all that for a woman with fake titties who is 5/10 at best?
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WHAAAT?
I Love to record myself dumbass, women love it too. That's why I tell you learn how to read
What I meant is that talking about it, and wanting to post it as evidence is behavior of insecurity.
I have so many recordings you can't even imagine lol BUT WHY TEH FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS...IT IS SO AWKWARD.
And calling women hoes/bitches is literally a wanna-be behavior tho..I am not saying to white knights, I am polar opposite of that, but just as basic human behavior, wannabe dorks aka Andrew Tate fans do that.
Considering having sex with a woman an accomplishment is a psychological sign of low self-esteem and SIMP like behavior.
@Philosoraptor tell me if I am telling lies here?
I don't think every pimp is trafficking woman, some are also the ones who simply act as a girl's manager with full consent from Women.
Since we are talking extremes there are Only fans SIMPS who are willing to kiss women's feet after giving them their entire Salary (Or parents Allowance they got)
Guys are down bad lol, I feel bad for Western people.
WTF is happening. And all that for a woman with fake titties who is 5/10 at best?
WHAAAT?
I Love to record myself dumbass, women love it too. That's why I tell you learn how to read
What I meant is that talking about it, and wanting to post it as evidence is behavior of insecurity.
I have so many recordings you can't even imagine lol BUT WHY TEH FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS...IT IS SO AWKWARD.
And calling women hoes/bitches is literally a wanna-be behavior tho..I am not saying to white knights, I am polar opposite of that, but just as basic human behavior, wannabe dorks aka Andrew Tate fans do that.
Considering having sex with a woman an accomplishment is a psychological sign of low self-esteem and SIMP like behavior.
@Philosoraptor tell me if I am telling lies here?
Since we are talking extremes there are Only fans SIMPS who are willing to kiss women's feet after giving them their entire Salary (Or parents Allowance they got)
WTF is happening. And all that for a woman with fake titties who is 5/10 at best?
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WHAAAT?
I Love to record myself dumbass, women love it too. That's why I tell you learn how to read
What I meant is that talking about it, and wanting to post it as evidence is behavior of insecurity.
I have so many recordings you can't even imagine lol BUT WHY TEH FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS...IT IS SO AWKWARD.
And calling women hoes/bitches is literally a wanna-be behavior tho..I am not saying to white knights, I am polar opposite of that, but just as basic human behavior, wannabe dorks aka Andrew Tate fans do that.
Considering having sex with a woman an accomplishment is a psychological sign of low self-esteem and SIMP like behavior.
@Philosoraptor tell me if I am telling lies here?
idc how pathetic you might find simps. Someone who actively causes harm to another person is worse