Real.
Kuma: "Is... that the Earth God, Bouba???"
Caribou: "Kizaru... you don't need to kill old men and children to be a corporate slave. You can just work at a fast food restaurant, or a shitty corporation, like normal people. You'd be really good at a McKaido's, you can move at the speed of light. You might even make Manager."
Kizaru starts crying while Luffy and Bonney do the Nika dance.
Franky orders a cheeseburger. Saturn wants a double with bacon and large fries. Chopper wants a McFlurry, but the machine's broken.
Kizaru, nodding with tears still in his eyes, "I will cook... for my Nakama."
Editor's Note: "The Straw Hats finally replace Sanji! How will Number 5 respond?!?"