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MonochromeYoru

MonochromeYoru

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Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier said:
So the other day I was just peacefully booze cruising because as you know alcohol is God's elixir to communicate better with his holy machines (automobiles) and I accidentally ran a red light and hit a cop at 20 mph... Had to stab myself with a pocket knife and pretend someone else stabbed me to get out of it. Got rushed to the hospital. I wish I didn't have to do that but society for some reason discriminates against boozers and the cop who isn't communicating through God's elixir ruined the vibe with his sacrilege.
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
 
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