Kizaruber Eats

Awkwardly existing in a world of chaos.
Akainu ain‘t a villian dude will join Luffy :risitameh:
Bro he punched a hole through his brother lmao
[Scene: On the deck of the Thousand Sunny, where a bizarre turn of events has unfolded. Luffy stands with a grin, surrounded by his new crewmates, while Akainu, formerly his arch-nemesis, shares a hearty laugh beside him.]

Luffy: (beaming) Yo-ho-ho! Say hello to the new Straw Hat Pirates!

[Akainu, Fujitora, Kizaru, and Kuzan stand alongside Luffy, each wearing a Straw Hat with a mix of confusion and amusement.]

Akainu: (chuckling) Who would've thought I'd be sailing the seas with you, Luffy? Life's full of surprises!

Luffy: (grinning) Yeah! We've had some pretty wild adventures, huh, Akainu?

[The crew shares a collective laugh, with Luffy and Akainu exchanging knowing glances, as if they're sharing an inside joke.]

Meanwhile, Zoro, Sanji, and Usopp stand in shock nearby, their mouths agape as they struggle to comprehend the situation.

Zoro: (bewildered) Captain, what's going on here? Why is Akainu wearing a Straw Hat?

Sanji: (flabbergasted) And why are Fujitora, Kizaru, and Kuzan here instead of us?

Usopp: (stammering) Did we get kicked off the crew?

Luffy: (nonchalantly) Oh yeah, forgot to mention, guys. Zoro, Sanji, Usopp, you're out. Useless frauds, the lot of you.

Zoro: (outraged) What?! But Captain, we've been with you through thick and thin!

Sanji: (crestfallen) I cooked your meals, Captain! I even fought a bunch of ugly fish-men for you!

Usopp: (desperate) Captain, I'm the bravest warrior of the sea! You can't just replace me!

Luffy: (shrugging) Sorry, guys. It's time for a change. Besides, Fujitora's got a cool gravity sword thingy!

[Fujitora winks at Zoro, who looks on in disbelief, while Kizaru waves lazily at Sanji, who glares back in disbelief. Kuzan simply nods casually at Usopp, who feels like he's living in a nightmare.]

Akainu: (grinning) Hey, don't take it personally, fellas. It's just how the pirate crew rolls!

Luffy: (nodding) Yeah, like when Akainu turned Ace into toast! Good times, good times!

[The crew erupts into laughter, with Akainu and Luffy sharing a particularly hearty chuckle, as Zoro, Sanji, and Usopp exchange incredulous looks, wondering how their lives took such a bizarre turn.]

And so, amidst laughter and confusion, the new Straw Hat Pirates set sail, with Luffy and Akainu leading the way, leaving behind a trio of former crewmates scratching their heads in disbelief at the turn of events.
 
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