motherFUCKER
MOTHERFUCKING FUCK. THAT WAS THE LAST, UTTER, FUCKING STRAW FOR ME.
I FOUGHT FOR SHINY CYNDAQUIL. I FUCKING LOST FRIENDS FOR IT! I WORE THE ECHINDA SUIT IRL
I HAD FAITH. I HAD FAITH IN YOU, YOU FUCKING BASTARDS. YOU SHATTERED EVERYTHING. I WAS ONE OF THE MOST LOYAL POKEMON FOLLOWERS. I MANAGED TO GET DOZENS OF PEOPLE PEOPLE INTO IT. AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME AFTER 25 YEARS WORTH OF PATIENCE TO FINALLY GET MY OWN WITHOUT HACKS?!
FUCKING HELL, FUCK YOU, GAMEFREAK. FUCK YOU. YOU AND YOUR SHITTY FUCKING LITTLE VIDEOGAME. YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT! I HANG THE GLORIOUS CYNDAQUIL PLUSHIE OVER MY BED , AND MY GOD I WILL NOT GIVE IN. YOU GUYS LITERALLY WOULD HAVE TO CLAW IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD FUCKING BODY. I WILL DENY, DENY, DENY WHAT I JUST EXPERIENCED! YOU GUYS ARE AS GOOD AS DEAD TO ME! YOU TRAITOROUS HACK ASS COMPANY!
FUCK MASUDA! FUCK SHINY CHARM! FUCK THIS CAVE! FUCK RNG! FUCK NINTENDO! FUCKING GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING - BLAND, HELL-BOUND, BROKEN, DISGUSTING AND WASTING THE PLAYERS TIME FOR SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS !