Oh my gosh I can't, I'm laughing so hard.
Me:
"Some people choose to be good. Some people choose to be evil.
Some people choose to be dogs."
My mom:
"Oh, yeah, I heard about that" (I still have no idea what the hell she meant by this too scared to ask)
Me:
"Animorphs."
My mom: "Is that what they call them?"
Animorphs... ain't no waaaaaaay....