Awakened Caribou vs Mars
Mars used his Hybrid form, he has a bird beak with a human mouth and nose on it to speak, and his hands and feet are still claws. He attacks Caribou with all four claws, doing a 4-limbed Shugan, stabbing with each hand/foot fully.
Mars attacks do nothing to Caribou, who laughs and pulls Mars into his Swamp
Mars sees hundreds of laughing Caribou's spawn out of the muck he's sinking into, and they all begin chanting while pulling out various weapons coated in CoC:
"The Swamp That Swallows the Universe!"
Mars swears, and reveals that "Swamp" is one of the seven fundamental elements of the world.
Usopp remembers when he was chunky over the Time Skip, starts stress eating, grows larger than Saturn, then falls on Chopper and squishes him.
Tony Tony Chopper... is dead.
Brook feeds Chopper special Mink Muscle Milk (Dr. Miyagi Approved!), and Chopper comes back to life as a ripped reindeer, and cold stone stunners Usopp for squishing him.
Usopp... is dead.
Where in the hell is Karoo, Vivi's duck???? WHERE IS THE DUCK???
Pell swoops down and dropkicks Ju Peter
Luffy: "Alabasta bird guy?!?!? I thought you blew up!"
Pell: "Oda's editor wouldn't let me die because Shueisha is straight ass, CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!"
Pell knocks Ju Peter unconscious with another dropkick, proving that, like Crocodile and Dorry and Brogy before him, Alabasta's power scaling makes no sense in anyway whatsofuckingever
Pell: "I am one of the only five people in the world capable of using Bird Haki!"
Editor's Note: Usopp becomes a plant zombie? Chopper vs Plant Zombie Usopp