Zoroaches straight up ignoring that the leaker lied about Sanji/Cross Guild this chapter. Still posting their cringe shit. Either they're illiterate or in denial. Or both.
They invest all this time in making up slander (which ends up being swiftly disproven anyway) yet won't expend the energy to lift their folds of fat, slowly rise up from their chairs, and then step into a shower.
Maybe, just maybe, the sheer adrenaline rush of spreading bullshit fake leaks caused a stimuli so strong in their usually immobile bodies, that just at the very moment as they had linked the Sanji slander meme and were slowly making the long journey towards the 'enter key,' suddenly it all ended for them, just like that. Facefirst into a dusty keyboard filled with foodcrumbs. The only nakama to send em on their way to the next life being the flies gathering around their eyes. The only inherited will being that there might come the next Marimo wanker to stumble upon a garbage ass meme and deciding to forgoe forming human bonds and achieving real lasting success in favour of becoming a shounen anime powerscaler.