You are Deadpool!
"I know right? You’re probably thinking, “Whose balls did I have to fondle to get into this mafia game”? I can’t tell you his name, but it rhymes with 'Puji.'"
[Passive - Rated R] Not just anyone can view Deapool. He's vulgar, violent, and
Rated R, narrowing his target audience. This means he will be immune to investigative abilities from town roles this game.
[Passive - Advanced Healing Factor] Deadpool has been artificially endowed with the ability to regenerate any destroyed tissue at a superhuman rate, as well as making him immune to diseases. His healing factor is strong enough that he can survive complete incineration and decapitation making him effectively immortal. Any status effects he suffers from will be healed after just a single phase, and any time he dies he'll be brought back the following cycle. If he's janitored however it will take him 3 Cycles to recover. Only his flavor and alignment color will flip on his death.
This passive cannot be disabled or bypassed in any way.
---[Say No Kids]--- Deadpool's body is highly resistant to most drugs and toxins, due to his enhanced cell regeneration, making him immune to most drugs. He will be immune to double action, refills, and amps this game.
[Passive - Merc With The Mouth] Deadpool is known for never shutting up. He can at all times of the game, including during the night phase.
---[Anti Hero]--- Deadpool may technically be a "superhero" but he is NOT a traditional hero, as evident by anyone even vaguely familiar with his character. He will not gain karma this game as his morality is too bonkers to judge.
[Passive - Fourth Wall] Since Deadpool is aware that he's a fictional character, he's able to use this knowledge to his advantage to deal with oppon-
Okay Mr Host that's enough. I think I can tell our friend what my role does myself yeah? If anyone should know what I got packing, it's me. And that guy said I never shut up. You know that’s Prof writing this right? That fucking prick.
Alright.
YOU, yeah you, the player. Don't think I don't see you reading my role. Can't a man get a little privacy? Oh well, from now on you and me are gonna be best buddies okay? So first things first I need to catch you up to speed on our situation.
[Passive - Bounty Hunter] As you probably know, I do a little bounty hunting in my spare time, and I've got a list of targets to kill in this game. One of them might be a little girl but that's okay we can just steal her pokemon for that one. Or we can kill her. I'll leave that to you best buddy. The others are vampires, scum, and Johnny Depp, so I'm sure you'll have no qualms helping me take them out. And if you do? Suck it up. Because me and you, we're in this to
win it.
These are our targets:
---Cosmog--- What the fuck is a Cosmog? And why exactly
am I stealing a pokemon? Do I look like Team Rocket? You know what, we’re getting paid so it’s not my problem. All we gotta do is bag the fucker from a little girl. Should be just like taking candy from a baby.
---A Master Vampire--- Okay seriously who am I, fucking Blade? What kind of game are these hosts running here? Well, I'll be sure to pack my wooden stakes.
----One Purple Scum--- Finally, something that makes sense. Let’s do this.
---One Blue Scum--- Wait are neither of these teams fucking red? Who colored these mafia teams? Someone take these hosts hosting license. I waited an extra month for this shit?
---Literally Any Indie--- Easy money. After all, we’re on Worstgen and those shitbags love to claim. Not us though, we're gonna be smart about this. We’re a smart indie shitbag. Right? I swear to god if you claim indie for us Day 1 I will strangle us both!
---Jack Sparrow--- Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, my great white whale this game. I’m gonna put that handsome pelt of yours on a wall and do some unspeakable things to it. Best buddy, if it’s the last thing you and I do on this earth we’re nabbing ourselves that pirate or my name isn’t Captain Deadpool!
[Active - Scouting Arsenal] Okay, best buddy, now for our active abilities. First things first we gotta find our targets. Don't worry, I got just what we need. I stole- I mean borrowed- a few toys. We got a pokeradar, a bunch of garlic sauce, and lots and lots of rum. This will let us know if a player has any pokeballs, is a filthy blood-sucking vampire, or if they've ever dated Amber Heard. Aka this ability is gonna help us find some of our targets. We can use it each cycle.
[Active - Specialized Arsenal] No one can say I didn’t come prepared. I mean you saw my last list right? Now get a load of these. We’ve got the following toys to work with and we can use one of them each cycle.
---[Snag Ball]--- I pulled these bad boys straight out of Pokemon Colosseum. All we gotta do is chunk one of these bad boys at a little twerp with a pokemon and we got ourselves a new Chia Pet. And we'll get to keep the little critter and use its abilities as long as their trainer doesn't visit us to take it back.
---[Wooden Stakes]--- I usually prefer a good old katana, but if we're gonna be hunting vampires, we're gonna do this right best buddy. All we gotta do is use this ability and drive a stake right through that vamp's heart, killing them through any of those pesky immunities.
[Active - Desert Eagles] Okay, none of that fancy shit for this one. This right here is a good old-fashioned American steel. Sure I may be Canadian, but if we're gonna shoot up this thread I want it to be authentic. Just point, pull the trigger, and we'll hit our target with a kill. We can use these bad boys once a cycle too.
Of course, this is super role madness so our kills probably won't do jack shit. That's why we have these:
---[Breaking Out The Big Guns]--- This will let us upgrade our next kill by a stage and make it unstoppable.
[2-Shot] Non refillable.
---[Okay Now For The Really Big Gun]--- This mother of all death machines will let us kill a mafia member through immunities if they’re the last member of one of their teams.
[1-Shot]
[Active - Choking Gas] Just in case we need them, and I’m sure we will, I packed a few of these babies for us. We can toss one at one of these nerds and rolecrush them for a phase.
[3-Shot]
[Active - Reload] You didn’t think I didn’t bring extra ammunition did you best buddy? We can use this to refill one of our abilities if we’re in a pinch.
[2-Shot]
Wincon: Personally collect 4 of your bounties.