Are you a strong independent tree stump or part of a cult?
I am Mango Jr.
Fertillity granted by the Seed of the Progenitor Mango-Father
Grown and nurtured in the womb of Freyja herself
I've risen in these times of misery, witnessing my Grand Father's (not to be confused by grandfather) untimely death..
Now I'm here, a puny and powerless displaced child - witnessing the unending and unrelenting gears of war and strife gnash against one another as the clockwork of tragedy's isochronous machinations runs forevermore to predure the cycle of malice.
Feeble am I to intervene in this... folly.
Town has lost sight of what is important, and the Mafias have forgotten their oath and true purpose for their foregoing assimilating into Town Society..
This is naught the Peak foretold, nay, t'is but the contrapositive!
We are in the innermost reaches of the abyss, the total inverse of the Peak..
Only with the Primordial Progenitor of Fruitkind, Heavenly Divine Fruitperor of the 6 Stars and Founding Father of the Holy Fruit Empire, his Juicylent Highness MangoSenpai's help; can we overturn the Cycle of Malice's tyrannical dominion of our timeline..
And maybe for once in all of our species' long and arduous history, we can enter an era of Unity and Greater Purpose..
Alas, as I expound my long and pretentious ramblings to the masses at large, it is very clear to me that it is just that; Idealistic Fantasy and Denial to cope with the Status-Quo of today.
TL;DR:
I'm a strong independent stumpy wumpy