Passive - Cringe Worthy] You think you're funny, but really the only one laughing at your jokes is yourself. Whoever hears them will cringe and groan at hearing your stupid jokes. Whoever you target is so enveloped by cringe that they are unable to resist the desire to ignore you, you will become immune to their actions for a phase. In the case of targets of [Hi I'm Cliff, Drop Over Sometimes] it will be the following phase.
[Passive - Comedic Attention] At the end of the day even bad comedians appreciate a bit of attention. For every 1 like you get on your posts you'll receive 3 karma.
[Passive - Target Audience] Everyone knows the target audience of your jokes, that's right as a dad, you choose to submit your son and daughter to this miserable excuse that you call comedy. You will have to choose who your son and daughter will be at the beginning of the game, they’ll be informed they’ve been adopted and will become targets for some of your abilities. If either dies, you can just adopt a new kid and pretend like it didn’t happen, choosing a new one after a cycle cooldown.
---[Fatherly Love]--- Most dads love their kids, and you're no exception even if you do abuse them with your corny jokes. Each cycle you can send one of your kids a message.
---[Family Inheritance]--- All jokes aside, pun intended, a father really does love his kids. You may leave your [Encyclopedia of Laughter] to one of your kids in the event of your death, giving them a 1-Shot of each of your jokes.
[Passive - Not Dying Of Laughter] You are a nonstop encyclopedia of never-ending jokes, but we can hardly say you're killing the crowd. Luckily as long as you always end your posts with a joke of some sort, you'll still survive the first kill on you in the game.
[Passive - Encyclopedia of Laughter] You're an encyclopedia of bad jokes. Giving you access to the following active abilities. As long as you continue to end all of your posts with some kind of joke in each cycle, they'll be unable to be destroyed or amputated.
[Active - I Have A Joke About Putting In A Light Bulb, But I'm Afraid I'll Screw It Up!] Let me guess, you broke your post restriction pretty much immediately? It's okay, we all mess up. Maybe you do more than others but who's counting your failures? Hopefully not your kids. You can activate this ability if you break your post restriction to get another chance as if it didn't happen. [2-Shot]
[Active - I'm Afraid For The Calendar, It's Days Are Numbered!] You may use this ability to target your son and daughter, this will refill one of their abilities at random. Usable each cycle.
[Active - I Have A Joke About Chemistry, But I Don’t Think It’ll Get A Reaction] This joke will certainly get a reaction from your kids though. They'll try so hard to get away from you that they'll both avoid the next action that targets them. [2-Shot]
[Active - How Is My Wallet Like An Onion? Every time I Open It I Cry!] You may target a player of your choice and remind them with your joke that their life sucks because they are broke, causing them to immediately break down crying. Target a player and amplify any kill they are targeted by for a phase. [2-Shot]
[Active - Hi I'm Cliff, Drop Over Sometimes] Now this one is a doozy, the joke is about dropping over because the person's name is Cliff, get it? Ahem... Anyways, you may target a player and drop them off a cliff, commuting them for a phase. [2-Shot]
[Active - I Made A Song About A Tortilla Once, Now It's More Like A Wrap] Just like this suffocating joke you may target a player and jail them for a phase. [1-Shot]
[Active - To The Person Who Stole My Glasses: I Will Find You. I Have Contacts] You really do. You can activate this ability to learn the name of one player who targeted you in the last cycle. [1-Shot]
[Active - What’s The Least Spoken Language? Sign Language] If only you were the one who couldn't talk right? This whole game would be doing a lot less cringing. Still, you're talking and you may as well put these bad jokes to use. This one lets you target one of your kids and increase their vote power for a phase. [3-Shot]
[Active - Did You Hear The Joke About Paper? Never Mind, It’s Tear-able] It really is, and you had to go and tell it you mother... Oh wait you really are one aren't you? Anyway, you can use this ability to tear away an action that targeted one of your kids, destroying it as long as it wasn't a kill. Otherwise, you'll just have to get a new kid, sorry. [1-Shot]
[Active - Where Do Fruits Go On Vacation? Pear-is!] I think this was your worst one yet. This one is so bad that the player you used it on will want to do such terrible things to you that they'll lose the ability to gain karma for this cycle. [3-Shot]
[Active - Why Were The Eggs Running So Fast? They Were Afraid Of Being Beaten] You know what else is running? You. Out of jokes. But you can activate this ability to reuse one of your jokes again in the same cycle. [2-Shot]
[Active - Write Your Own Joke] You may target a player and ask them to write their own joke. If their joke fails to get 20 likes, they'll be post-restricted to something of your choosing for a chance at redemption. If they break it they will be considered a failure of a comedian and will have to spend a phase hanging their head in shame, with all of their active abilities disabled. If they refuse to write the joke, they'll be post restricted automatically with the same conditions. [1-Shot]
[Passive - Comedic Attention] At the end of the day even bad comedians appreciate a bit of attention. For every 1 like you get on your posts you'll receive 3 karma.
[Passive - Target Audience] Everyone knows the target audience of your jokes, that's right as a dad, you choose to submit your son and daughter to this miserable excuse that you call comedy. You will have to choose who your son and daughter will be at the beginning of the game, they’ll be informed they’ve been adopted and will become targets for some of your abilities. If either dies, you can just adopt a new kid and pretend like it didn’t happen, choosing a new one after a cycle cooldown.
---[Fatherly Love]--- Most dads love their kids, and you're no exception even if you do abuse them with your corny jokes. Each cycle you can send one of your kids a message.
---[Family Inheritance]--- All jokes aside, pun intended, a father really does love his kids. You may leave your [Encyclopedia of Laughter] to one of your kids in the event of your death, giving them a 1-Shot of each of your jokes.
[Passive - Not Dying Of Laughter] You are a nonstop encyclopedia of never-ending jokes, but we can hardly say you're killing the crowd. Luckily as long as you always end your posts with a joke of some sort, you'll still survive the first kill on you in the game.
[Passive - Encyclopedia of Laughter] You're an encyclopedia of bad jokes. Giving you access to the following active abilities. As long as you continue to end all of your posts with some kind of joke in each cycle, they'll be unable to be destroyed or amputated.
[Active - I Have A Joke About Putting In A Light Bulb, But I'm Afraid I'll Screw It Up!] Let me guess, you broke your post restriction pretty much immediately? It's okay, we all mess up. Maybe you do more than others but who's counting your failures? Hopefully not your kids. You can activate this ability if you break your post restriction to get another chance as if it didn't happen. [2-Shot]
[Active - I'm Afraid For The Calendar, It's Days Are Numbered!] You may use this ability to target your son and daughter, this will refill one of their abilities at random. Usable each cycle.
[Active - I Have A Joke About Chemistry, But I Don’t Think It’ll Get A Reaction] This joke will certainly get a reaction from your kids though. They'll try so hard to get away from you that they'll both avoid the next action that targets them. [2-Shot]
[Active - How Is My Wallet Like An Onion? Every time I Open It I Cry!] You may target a player of your choice and remind them with your joke that their life sucks because they are broke, causing them to immediately break down crying. Target a player and amplify any kill they are targeted by for a phase. [2-Shot]
[Active - Hi I'm Cliff, Drop Over Sometimes] Now this one is a doozy, the joke is about dropping over because the person's name is Cliff, get it? Ahem... Anyways, you may target a player and drop them off a cliff, commuting them for a phase. [2-Shot]
[Active - I Made A Song About A Tortilla Once, Now It's More Like A Wrap] Just like this suffocating joke you may target a player and jail them for a phase. [1-Shot]
[Active - To The Person Who Stole My Glasses: I Will Find You. I Have Contacts] You really do. You can activate this ability to learn the name of one player who targeted you in the last cycle. [1-Shot]
[Active - What’s The Least Spoken Language? Sign Language] If only you were the one who couldn't talk right? This whole game would be doing a lot less cringing. Still, you're talking and you may as well put these bad jokes to use. This one lets you target one of your kids and increase their vote power for a phase. [3-Shot]
[Active - Did You Hear The Joke About Paper? Never Mind, It’s Tear-able] It really is, and you had to go and tell it you mother... Oh wait you really are one aren't you? Anyway, you can use this ability to tear away an action that targeted one of your kids, destroying it as long as it wasn't a kill. Otherwise, you'll just have to get a new kid, sorry. [1-Shot]
[Active - Where Do Fruits Go On Vacation? Pear-is!] I think this was your worst one yet. This one is so bad that the player you used it on will want to do such terrible things to you that they'll lose the ability to gain karma for this cycle. [3-Shot]
[Active - Why Were The Eggs Running So Fast? They Were Afraid Of Being Beaten] You know what else is running? You. Out of jokes. But you can activate this ability to reuse one of your jokes again in the same cycle. [2-Shot]
[Active - Write Your Own Joke] You may target a player and ask them to write their own joke. If their joke fails to get 20 likes, they'll be post-restricted to something of your choosing for a chance at redemption. If they break it they will be considered a failure of a comedian and will have to spend a phase hanging their head in shame, with all of their active abilities disabled. If they refuse to write the joke, they'll be post restricted automatically with the same conditions. [1-Shot]
. I guess even if your ability doesn't show up in the Night Phase it doesn't always mean it was wasted.
If Bogard sees my pm Yoderator will be born by this time next month
Bow down peasant
I welcome the challenge
