CoC: Color of Clowns

Mink pheromones hitting like the Zaza
Mars is sent to attack Morgans

Big News Morgans transforms into a Mythical Zoan form, and starts blasting this song:


Vivi: "Oh my... he really is the biggest bird... Relationships ended with Karoo, Morgans really does have the biggest... news."

Wapol: "Oh, piss off, Vivi. You can't come in between what Morgans and I have. You don't understand his vision like I do. The people fear and detest the truth; propaganda is the true desire of the proletariat."

Vivi: "I want Morgans to rise up so I can seize the means of reproduction."

Wapol: "Ayo."

Imu watching all of this:



Imu: "Mars, you better bake that Albatross into Thanksgiving Turkey Dinner, I REFUSE TO BE CUCKED BY BIG NEWS MORGANS!"

Mars: "Imu-sama, please don't Ghost Rider me, how was I supposed to know the Princess of Alabasta was a Furry?"

Imu: "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL LI-VIVI, MARS?!?!?

Mars: "Oh, crap, uh... I meant, Vivi likes Furbies. She loves Furbies."

Imu: "Oh. Never mind. Just kill Morgans."
(hangs up)
Imu: "What in the hell is a "Furby?"
 
Mars is sent to attack Morgans

Big News Morgans transforms into a Mythical Zoan form, and starts blasting this song:


Vivi: "Oh my... he really is the biggest bird... Relationships ended with Karoo, Morgans really does have the biggest... news."

Wapol: "Oh, piss off, Vivi. You can't come in between what Morgans and I have. You don't understand his vision like I do. The people fear and detest the truth; propaganda is the true desire of the proletariat."

Vivi: "I want Morgans to rise up so I can seize the means of reproduction."

Wapol: "Ayo."

Imu watching all of this:



Imu: "Mars, you better bake that Albatross into Thanksgiving Turkey Dinner, I REFUSE TO BE CUCKED BY BIG NEWS MORGANS!"

Mars: "Imu-sama, please don't Ghost Rider me, how was I supposed to know the Princess of Alabasta was a Furry?"

Imu: "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL LI-VIVI, MARS?!?!?

Mars: "Oh, crap, uh... I meant, Vivi likes Furbies. She loves Furbies."

Imu: "Oh. Never mind. Just kill Morgans."
(hangs up)
Imu: "What in the hell is a "Furby?"

:watchout:
 

Akai2

🆉🅾🆁🅾 🆃🅾🅾 🆂🆃🆁🅾🅽🅺!
I'm currently in the ventilation system of Oda's studio, with my handsome gay lover well known leaker, Sandman.

Once Sandman pulls my fat ass out of this air duct (I've been stuck for 10 minutes), you'll get the goods

Oh fuck, someone's coming into the bathroom... Sandman, shove me back up into the air duct! Quick!

...

Phew, barely made it out alive. Don't worry, Sandman escaped, too: he has the Rat Zoan, this isn't the first time he's been in Oda's house.

Couldn't get any raws, though, sorry bro.
Sandman will never beat the stalker allegations :risicheck:
 

Kizaruber Eats

Awkwardly existing in a world of chaos.
This man is powerwalking by Oda's studio five times a day trying to Lady Gaga a Bad Romance into reality

Being famous sucks, wish artists could exist without being stalked.


@Mr. Reloaded @Akai2 @Pot Goblin @Poorsalino Cooker @Devilbat

Oda Romance
(Parody of "Bad Romance")


Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh
Caught in an Oda romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh
Caught in an Oda romance

Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Sandman, ooh-la-la
Want my Oda romance!

I want your manga, your every last page
Stalking your studio has become my craze
I want your love, Oda, Oda-sensei
I love you, I hate you, it’s tsundere!

I want your spoilers, those raw leaks you hide
I’ll stand outside your window, waiting outside
I want your love,
Oda, Oda, Oda, I want your love!

You know that I need you
But I also resent you
I want it bad, my Oda romance!

I want your fame, and I want your attention
We could write an Oda obsession (Oh-oh-oh-oh!)
I want your love and all your deep reflections
We could write an Oda obsession!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
Caught in an Oda romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
Caught in an Oda romance

Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Sandman, ooh-la-la
Want my Oda romance!

I want your chaos, I want your plot twist
Your Straw Hats arc is something I can’t resist
I want your love,
Oda, Oda, Oda, I want your love!

I want your sketchbooks, your crumpled old drafts
I’ll take your secrets even if you laugh
I want your love
Oda, Oda, Oda, I want your love!

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, my Oda romance!

I want your fame, and I want your attention
We could write an Oda obsession (Oh-oh-oh-oh!)
I want your love and all your deep reflections
We could write an Oda obsession!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
Caught in an Oda romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
Caught in an Oda romance

Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Sandman, ooh-la-la
Want my Oda romance!

Walk, walk, Straw Hat, baby
Work it, crew’s gone crazy
Walk, walk, Straw Hat, baby
Work it, make it crazy
Walk, walk, passion baby
Work it, I'm Oda crazy!
I want your love, and I want your revenge
I want your love, I don’t wanna be friends
(Oda, Oda, Oda, oh!)

No, I don’t wanna be friends
Caught in an Oda romance!

I want your fame, and I want your attention
We could write an Oda obsession!


(Guess I'm back again but "temporarily" as per usual now ofc. I don't plan to stay long ideally, think it's better if I'm just here on short occasions/occasionally and thus infrequently/not as long or w/e. Take the Xione approach lol. I've missed the shitposting and y'all as usual, as always too ofc. I've not missed the toxicity from certain folks though although I'm just as bad ofc lololol.

Apologies for leaving again on such a bad note but a certain someone really got on my nerves on a certain topic that is better not mentioned ofc.)
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good evening guys. It's time for some hints?
I doubt we'll get any until after the official chapter releases on Sunday afternoon or w/e. So Sunday evening/night at earlier, Monday at worst.
 

Kizaruber Eats

Awkwardly existing in a world of chaos.
Peak
:amazing:

Lowkey I think this is what happened to Akainu as a kid, a heroic sailor gave him his hat (or flower) before passing out
:mrgo:


(Oda don't do this please lmao.

I think Akainu looked up to Garp as the hero of the Marines, hence the brutal, direct, gung ho approach, fist based fighting style, brashness and thus why Oda set up that animosity between them at Marineford naturally. Garp the fallen idol/false hero for Akainu and why he became a Marine and so dedicated. Both of them having major dog symbolism too ofc. Garp was like his All Might imo. Or Gai and Rock Lee.

I really hope Oda cooks with his backstory and doesnt fucking SBS Piece it or go very cliche. I did like the fake leaks of Gohdroger with his mothers blood on the dog toy and hence why he chose to become Red Dog.)

Its funny how the "coolest" Admiral is the the "hottest" one too.

Yakuza type backstory for Akainu would go HARD.

 

Pot Goblin

Conejo Blanco


@Mr. Reloaded @Akai2 @Pot Goblin @Poorsalino Cooker @Devilbat

Oda Romance
(Parody of "Bad Romance")


Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh
Caught in an Oda romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh
Caught in an Oda romance


Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Sandman, ooh-la-la
Want my Oda romance!


I want your manga, your every last page
Stalking your studio has become my craze
I want your love, Oda, Oda-sensei
I love you, I hate you, it’s tsundere!


I want your spoilers, those raw leaks you hide
I’ll stand outside your window, waiting outside
I want your love,
Oda, Oda, Oda, I want your love!


You know that I need you
But I also resent you
I want it bad, my Oda romance!


I want your fame, and I want your attention
We could write an Oda obsession (Oh-oh-oh-oh!)
I want your love and all your deep reflections
We could write an Oda obsession!


Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
Caught in an Oda romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
Caught in an Oda romance


Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Sandman, ooh-la-la
Want my Oda romance!


I want your chaos, I want your plot twist
Your Straw Hats arc is something I can’t resist
I want your love,
Oda, Oda, Oda, I want your love!


I want your sketchbooks, your crumpled old drafts
I’ll take your secrets even if you laugh
I want your love
Oda, Oda, Oda, I want your love!


You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, my Oda romance!


I want your fame, and I want your attention
We could write an Oda obsession (Oh-oh-oh-oh!)
I want your love and all your deep reflections
We could write an Oda obsession!


Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
Caught in an Oda romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
Caught in an Oda romance


Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma
Sandman, ooh-la-la
Want my Oda romance!


Walk, walk, Straw Hat, baby
Work it, crew’s gone crazy
Walk, walk, Straw Hat, baby
Work it, make it crazy
Walk, walk, passion baby
Work it, I'm Oda crazy!
I want your love, and I want your revenge
I want your love, I don’t wanna be friends
(Oda, Oda, Oda, oh!)


No, I don’t wanna be friends
Caught in an Oda romance!


I want your fame, and I want your attention
We could write an Oda obsession!


(Guess I'm back again but "temporarily" as per usual now ofc. I don't plan to stay long ideally, think it's better if I'm just here on short occasions/occasionally and thus infrequently/not as long or w/e. Take the Xione approach lol. I've missed the shitposting and y'all as usual, as always too ofc. I've not missed the toxicity from certain folks though although I'm just as bad ofc lololol.

Apologies for leaving again on such a bad note but a certain someone really got on my nerves on a certain topic that is better not mentioned ofc.)
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I doubt we'll get any until after the official chapter releases on Sunday afternoon or w/e. So Sunday evening/night at earlier, Monday at worst.
Hello again fella
:feelsokeman:
 

Kizaruber Eats

Awkwardly existing in a world of chaos.
Either Sengoku or Rat D Garling will be Mihawk victims :pepehawk:


(Regarding Rat Daddy/Figarat Sr. Hilariously ironic that he calls others scum/trash.)

Why couldnt Oda promote Kong to Gorosei instead of him? Is Kong even ever gonna return never mind matter at all? Has Oda genuinely forgotten him?
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Hi Pot! I hope you've banned all the Carrot haters and Logiko now finally! Oh god we got the Leo and Kizaru emotes back too, hooray! Oooh a new one too! This place showing Kizaru more love than Oda! /s

Perfect timing too anyway, I wanted to show you and the other Good-Fellas this too!:








:shakiously::arnoling::Kizgrin::kobeha::finally::steef::KizOut::joker::kizawat::nicagesmile::saden::risitameh::hapnoel::pepebusi:
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Don't worry, Sandman escaped, too: he has the Rat Zoan, this isn't the first time he's been in Oda's house.
SHANKS IS SANDMAN?!


Oda trying to have a quiet, peaceful life Yoshikage Kira style when a meddling Sandman appears:

 
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(Oda don't do this please lmao.

I think Akainu looked up to Garp as the hero of the Marines, hence the brutal, direct, gung ho approach, fist based fighting style, brashness and thus why Oda set up that animosity between them at Marineford naturally. Garp the fallen idol/false hero for Akainu and why he became a Marine and so dedicated. Both of them having major dog symbolism too ofc. Garp was like his All Might imo. Or Gai and Rock Lee.

I really hope Oda cooks with his backstory and doesnt fucking SBS Piece it or go very cliche. I did like the fake leaks of Gohdroger with his mothers blood on the dog toy and hence why he chose to become Red Dog.)

Its funny how the "coolest" Admiral is the the "hottest" one too.

Yakuza type backstory for Akainu would go HARD.

I have no doubt Akainu's backstory will be the most memorable in the story
I think he grew up on pirate island
 

Kizaruber Eats

Awkwardly existing in a world of chaos.
I have no doubt Akainu's backstory will be the most memorable in the story
I think he grew up on pirate island
Oooh thats a really cool idea! If he spent some time there, that definitely would fuel his immense hatred of pirates especially ofc! Also ties in with that fanart of Xebec killing his parents too.

That would make Kuzan fighting Garp and also joining the BBP as their ally, with their ownership of pirate island too, all the more personal/impactful/ironic too then, damn....

To think of it, Akainu really reminds me of a Batman gone evil to think of it. Maybe more so Red Hood but more mature and far older but still very angry and hateful ofc? Red Hood, Red Dog lol.
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I really wanna see Smoker go after Kizaru for killing Vegapunk now too.

Although that would be very one sided ofc.
 
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