All-Purpose Pokémon Thread

Why Is Lumiose City Undergoing Redevelopment?

  • AZ’s war disrupted and upended their way of life, necessitating a rebuild

    Votes: 5 33.3%

  • The Pokémon equivalent of the Industrial Revolution

    Votes: 1 6.7%

  • Professor Oak took control in a bloody coup and is remaking Kalos in his image

    Votes: 2 13.3%

  • The sewers were overflowing with tons of Zygarde Slime (new Key Item)

    Votes: 1 6.7%

  • In anticipation of a potential “sister city” partnership with Azalea Town (Johto confirmed??)

    Votes: 1 6.7%

  • A Snorlax accidentally unlocked Mega Evolution and crushed everything with an ass a mile wide

    Votes: 5 33.3%
  • Total voters
    15
CoC: Color of Clowns

CoC: Color of Clowns

Force Choke the Chicken
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#3,502
#3,502
Cross_Marian said:
I think I’m gonna throw up
Pokémon and human had sex
There’s also rape and torture
WTF Game Freak
https://x.com/centroleaks/status/1845541684165140946?s=46
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How is Game Freak's Pokemon smut, MORE HORNY THAN MINE IS?

I'm actually shocked.

Like humans Pokemon being genetically compatible and reproducing is nothing new.

OH MY GOD IT'S REAL

FUCK IT'S REAL



GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



AW HEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW



There is literally no law against Lopunny.

I can't
 
Cross_Marian

Cross_Marian

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#3,503
#3,503
CoC: Color of Clowns said:
How is Game Freak's Pokemon smut, MORE HORNY THAN MINE IS?

I'm actually shocked.

Like humans Pokemon being genetically compatible and reproducing is nothing new.

OH MY GOD IT'S REAL

FUCK IT'S REAL



GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



AW HEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW



There is literally no law against Lopunny.

I can't
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Someone in Game Freak was literally a freak
 
CoC: Color of Clowns

CoC: Color of Clowns

Force Choke the Chicken
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#3,513
#3,513
Cross_Marian said:
One of my favourite Pokémon…soiled
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Wildest part about the Typhlosion story is that it ends with the parent and child howling and running off into the woods, AFTER BEING GIVEN ITEMS.

This implies that certain items/conditions CAN EVOLVE HUMANS into Pokemon, the same way a Pokemon holding an item, or learning a certain move, can make it evolve.

This implies Pokemons can evolve into humans, and humans can evolve into Pokemon.

Somewhere out there, two Machokes are banging, and a human kid is going to come out.

DID ASH BECOME A POKEMON? IS THAT WHERE HE IS?

I swear, if Ash became a freaking Pikachu
 
Cross_Marian

Cross_Marian

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#3,514
#3,514
CoC: Color of Clowns said:
Wildest part about the Typhlosion story is that it ends with the parent and child howling and running off into the woods, AFTER BEING GIVEN ITEMS.

This implies that certain items/conditions CAN EVOLVE HUMANS into Pokemon, the same way a Pokemon holding an item, or learning a certain move, can make it evolve.

This implies Pokemons can evolve into humans, and humans can evolve into Pokemon.

Somewhere out there, two Machokes are banging, and a human kid is going to come out.

DID ASH BECOME A POKEMON? IS THAT WHERE HE IS?

I swear, if Ash became a freaking Pikachu
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I’m glad it’s not canon and a scrapped idea
:shame:
They had some weird fantasies
 
CoC: Color of Clowns

CoC: Color of Clowns

Force Choke the Chicken
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#3,516
#3,516
Cross_Marian said:
I’m glad it’s not canon and a scrapped idea
:shame:
They had some weird fantasies
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IMO this confirms the Book in Gen 4 in the library was directly implying Pokemon and humans are genetically compatible. I saw a comment saying these scrapped ideas where probably books designed for that library.

Pokemon developers at Game Freak out here trying to make Elder Scrolls books and stuff in Pokemon Games.

This is like some Dark Souls stuff, for a kids JRPG.

Then there's the Legends Arceus quest that implies a dude banged a Frosslass.

I can't believe it.

The furries won. But at what cost???
 
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