Spoiler One Piece Chapter 1130 Spoilers Discussion
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Considering Udon was like a gym for Kidd and Luffy, why not?
Kaido the Gym Bro would be too perfect!
@MonsterKaido
(Scene opens with a shot of Onigashima, now rebranded as "OniGAINshima" with a giant, neon sign flashing in the shape of a flexing bicep. The Beastie Boys' "You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Fight" blasts, the funky bassline shaking the entire island. Kaido stands in the foreground, arms crossed and a menacing grin on his face.)
Kaido (Voiceover, deep and gravelly, with a hint of a growl): Listen up, you scrawny weaklings! Tired of getting your butts kicked by those Flower Capital posers? Wanna bulk up and become the ultimate fighting machine? Then get your sorry hides to Beastie Boys Gyms, the only place in Wano where you can train like a true Beast Pirate!
(Kaido strides into the gym, a whirlwind of muscle and intimidation. He surveys the scene with a critical eye.)
Kaido: Here at Beastie Boys Gyms, we don't mess around with those fancy yoga classes or those sissy meditation retreats. We lift heavy, train hard, and push ourselves to the limit! If you can't handle the pain, then get out of my gym!
(Cut to Queen, leading a wild Zumba class with a mix of Beasts Pirates and bewildered-looking Gifters. He's wearing a brightly colored leotard and shaking maracas with infectious enthusiasm.)
Queen: (Shouting) Shake those hips, my furry friends! Queen's Zumba of Doom will have you sweating like a boar in a sauna! We'll burn those calories and sculpt those glutes until you're the envy of every baboon in Wano!
(Close-up on Queen's feet doing an intricate shuffle-step routine. He throws in a perfectly executed split.)
Kaido (Voiceover): That's right, Queen's bringing the funk to OniGAINshima! He'll have you slippin' and slidin', poppin' and lockin', until you're the funkiest beast in the whole damn crew!
(Cut to King, perched on a giant disco ball, meditating with a serene expression. Suddenly, he leaps into the air and performs a series of gravity-defying flips and spins, landing gracefully in a perfect split.)
Kaido (Voiceover): King, the master of aerial yoga, will teach you to soar like an eagle... or at least, a slightly less stiff pterodactyl! He'll have you twisting and turning like a contortionist, pushing your body to its limits.
(Cut to Black Maria, demonstrating her incredible strength by bench-pressing a group of hapless Pleasures. She winks at the camera with a mischievous grin.)
Black Maria: (Purring) Ladies, want to get strong and sexy? Join my "Web of Steel" workout class! We'll have you lifting weights and spinning webs like the fierce spider-women you were born to be!
(Cut to Ulti and Page One, engaged in a furious game of dodgeball. Ulti throws a ball with such force that it leaves a smoking crater in the wall.)
Kaido (Voiceover): Ulti and Page One, those crazy siblings, will show you how to unleash your inner beast and dominate the competition.
(Cut to Sasaki, struggling to keep up with a group of Beast Pirates in a grueling obstacle course. He trips over a hurdle and falls face-first into a mud pit.)
Kaido (Voiceover): Even Sasaki, that clumsy oaf, is giving it his all. So what's your excuse?
(Cut to Jack, sobbing uncontrollably while trying to do a single push-up. A group of Gifters gather around him, offering words of encouragement.)
Kaido (Voiceover): Jack might be a crybaby, but even he's trying his best. So don't give up, you weaklings!
(Suddenly, Kaido appears behind Jack and lifts him up with one hand.)
Kaido: Don't be a wimp, Jack! Everyone starts somewhere! Now get back to training!
(Kaido throws Jack back into the mud pit. Jack emerges, covered in muck but with a renewed determination in his eyes.)
(Kaido strides back into the foreground, flexing his muscles and flashing a confident grin.)
Kaido: So what are you waiting for? Join Beastie Boys Gyms today and become the ultimate beast! Remember, pain is temporary, but gains are eternal!
(Kaido punches the camera, shattering the lens. The Beastie Boys' "You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Fight" fades out.)
(On-screen text appears: BEASTIE BOYS GYMS - OniGAINshima - "Where Weakness is for Wimps!")
(Fade to black. Sound of heavy metal music and the roars of Beast Pirates pushing themselves to the limit.)
Kaido the Gym Bro would be too perfect!
@MonsterKaido
(Scene opens with a shot of Onigashima, now rebranded as "OniGAINshima" with a giant, neon sign flashing in the shape of a flexing bicep. The Beastie Boys' "You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Fight" blasts, the funky bassline shaking the entire island. Kaido stands in the foreground, arms crossed and a menacing grin on his face.)
Kaido (Voiceover, deep and gravelly, with a hint of a growl): Listen up, you scrawny weaklings! Tired of getting your butts kicked by those Flower Capital posers? Wanna bulk up and become the ultimate fighting machine? Then get your sorry hides to Beastie Boys Gyms, the only place in Wano where you can train like a true Beast Pirate!
(Kaido strides into the gym, a whirlwind of muscle and intimidation. He surveys the scene with a critical eye.)
Kaido: Here at Beastie Boys Gyms, we don't mess around with those fancy yoga classes or those sissy meditation retreats. We lift heavy, train hard, and push ourselves to the limit! If you can't handle the pain, then get out of my gym!
(Cut to Queen, leading a wild Zumba class with a mix of Beasts Pirates and bewildered-looking Gifters. He's wearing a brightly colored leotard and shaking maracas with infectious enthusiasm.)
Queen: (Shouting) Shake those hips, my furry friends! Queen's Zumba of Doom will have you sweating like a boar in a sauna! We'll burn those calories and sculpt those glutes until you're the envy of every baboon in Wano!
(Close-up on Queen's feet doing an intricate shuffle-step routine. He throws in a perfectly executed split.)
Kaido (Voiceover): That's right, Queen's bringing the funk to OniGAINshima! He'll have you slippin' and slidin', poppin' and lockin', until you're the funkiest beast in the whole damn crew!
(Cut to King, perched on a giant disco ball, meditating with a serene expression. Suddenly, he leaps into the air and performs a series of gravity-defying flips and spins, landing gracefully in a perfect split.)
Kaido (Voiceover): King, the master of aerial yoga, will teach you to soar like an eagle... or at least, a slightly less stiff pterodactyl! He'll have you twisting and turning like a contortionist, pushing your body to its limits.
(Cut to Black Maria, demonstrating her incredible strength by bench-pressing a group of hapless Pleasures. She winks at the camera with a mischievous grin.)
Black Maria: (Purring) Ladies, want to get strong and sexy? Join my "Web of Steel" workout class! We'll have you lifting weights and spinning webs like the fierce spider-women you were born to be!
(Cut to Ulti and Page One, engaged in a furious game of dodgeball. Ulti throws a ball with such force that it leaves a smoking crater in the wall.)
Kaido (Voiceover): Ulti and Page One, those crazy siblings, will show you how to unleash your inner beast and dominate the competition.
(Cut to Sasaki, struggling to keep up with a group of Beast Pirates in a grueling obstacle course. He trips over a hurdle and falls face-first into a mud pit.)
Kaido (Voiceover): Even Sasaki, that clumsy oaf, is giving it his all. So what's your excuse?
(Cut to Jack, sobbing uncontrollably while trying to do a single push-up. A group of Gifters gather around him, offering words of encouragement.)
Kaido (Voiceover): Jack might be a crybaby, but even he's trying his best. So don't give up, you weaklings!
(Suddenly, Kaido appears behind Jack and lifts him up with one hand.)
Kaido: Don't be a wimp, Jack! Everyone starts somewhere! Now get back to training!
(Kaido throws Jack back into the mud pit. Jack emerges, covered in muck but with a renewed determination in his eyes.)
(Kaido strides back into the foreground, flexing his muscles and flashing a confident grin.)
Kaido: So what are you waiting for? Join Beastie Boys Gyms today and become the ultimate beast! Remember, pain is temporary, but gains are eternal!
(Kaido punches the camera, shattering the lens. The Beastie Boys' "You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Fight" fades out.)
(On-screen text appears: BEASTIE BOYS GYMS - OniGAINshima - "Where Weakness is for Wimps!")
(Fade to black. Sound of heavy metal music and the roars of Beast Pirates pushing themselves to the limit.)
