Title: Yhwach vs Chad - The Ultimate Chadening
[Scene opens with Yhwach standing on the battlefield, his voice booming across the destroyed landscape.]
Yhwach:
In a deep, menacing tone
"My children, the time has come. The world shall bend to my will! I have foreseen every future, every outcome! The Almighty allows me to be victorious in every scenario! None can defy the might of—"
[Yhwach suddenly spots Chad, standing confidently next to Ichigo, Uryuu, Rukia, and Orihime.]
Yhwach (pausing, confused):
Internally
"Wait... what is this overwhelming presence? Who is this... behemoth of a man?"
[Chad flexes ever so slightly, causing the ground beneath him to crack.]
Yhwach (audibly nervous):
"W-what... What is this power? This... aura?!"
Internal monologue intensifies
"I’ve faced every Quincy, every Shinigami, even the Soul King himself... but never have I felt such... Chadness! How can one human possess such raw confidence... such dominance? I’ve seen every future, but I never accounted for this!"
[Cut to Haschwalth, Gérard, Lille Barro, Bambietta, Bazz-B, and other Quincies standing speechless, their faces showing utter confusion.]
Haschwalth (whispers):
“Is this... truly happening?”
Bazz-B (nervously sweating):
“Yo... B-bro... this guy’s not like a bee who likes jazz, right? This dude’s on another level…”
[Ichigo, Orihime, Uryuu, and Rukia exchange glances, totally confused.]
Ichigo (scratching his head):
“Wait, why does Yhwach look... scared?”
Uryuu (adjusting his glasses):
“This... doesn’t make any sense. I thought Yhwach could see every outcome.”
Rukia (raising an eyebrow):
“Is Chad... really that strong?”
Orihime (cheerfully):
"Chad’s always been amazing! Maybe Yhwach’s just finally realizing it too!"
[Cut back to Yhwach, who is now visibly sweating, his voice cracking with panic.]
Yhwach:
"No... No! This can’t be! I am the Almighty! I have conquered time itself! But... but..."
He drops to his knees dramatically, shaking his head in disbelief
"I... I am nothing... compared to him! To this... this CHAD!"
[Chad, oblivious to the panic he's caused, crosses his arms in his signature pose, casting a shadow over Yhwach.]
Yhwach (breaking down):
Voice shaking with realization
"Impossible... All my powers, my foresight, the Schrift... they’re nothing before this level of Chadness. How could I not foresee this...?"
Suddenly, Yhwach clutches his chest dramatically
"I see now! It’s not ‘The Almighty’ I possess... it’s..."
[Yhwach looks up at Chad, tears of realization streaming down his face.]
Yhwach:
"The V for... Virgin! I’ve always been the Virgin before the Chad!"
He falls to the ground in defeat
"It’s over. I cannot win. I am but the Virgin vs the literal Chad!"
[Cut to the Quincies, who are still frozen in stunned silence. Haschwalth's expression is completely blank.]
Haschwalth (muttering):
“Hash brown... does not compute...”
Bambietta:
“I didn’t sign up for this...”
Lille Barro (rubbing his temples):
“What in the holy Quincy realm is going on?”
Gérard (stunned):
“Am I... supposed to fight that?”
[Back to Ichigo’s group, equally perplexed.]
Ichigo:
"Uhh... Chad, did you do something?"
Chad (stoically):
"I just stood here, Ichigo."
Orihime:
"Wow, Chad, you must’ve really made an impression!"
Uryuu (deadpan):
"Yhwach literally just declared himself a virgin because of Chad’s overwhelming presence... I’m not sure how to process this."
Rukia (smirking):
"Well, I guess Chad’s full name was always... Sado, huh?"
[Everyone except Yhwach and Chad facepalms.]
[The scene fades out as Yhwach lies defeated, still muttering to himself about being a Virgin. Chad walks away, his presence radiating an unstoppable aura of Chadness as the others follow him.]
Yhwach (in the background, weeping):
"Chad... I can never be like you..."
[End scene.]
Narrator (dramatically):
"And so, the Virgin Yhwach was defeated not by Ichigo, not by a Quincy, but by the one force he could never predict: the power of an absolute Chad."
[The credits roll, but not before one final shot of Bazz-B, looking up at the sky.]
Bazz-B:
“Bro... I need to hit the gym.”
