Can you defeat 100 penguins 1v1?

[Blax Blah]

If there were 100 penguins wanting to fight you and you had to fight them each one at a time, do you think you could win?

 

[Kami Burn]

 

[Yoho]

What breed of penguin

Some I can punt like a foot ball

But if where talking prehistoric mega penguins that got up to 6'8 then I might not be able to wij that one

 

[Blax Blah]

What breed of penguin

Some I can punt like a foot ball

But if where talking prehistoric mega penguins that got up to 6'8 then I might not be able to wij that one

What about if these are regular penguins but they can control their arms better to actually push their wing into your face rather than slap you on your sides?

 

[zenox]

But if where talking prehistoric mega penguins that got up to 6'8

What 😭

 

[Roo]

Man ya be lucky to KO 10 of those

 

[Owl Ki]

What 😭

Aye, 340lb Pingu.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smar...chers estimated P.,Live Science's Harry Baker.

That's a big bird.

 

[SkySanji]

Nobody can do that, they'd collapse from exhaustion before they even get past ten

 

[NicoRobinIsQueen]

Do I get any weapons and do they get anything? Like do they get a giant laser gun?

 

[Blax Blah]

Do I get any weapons and do they get anything? Like do they get a giant laser gun?

Just your hands

 

[Sir Yasheen]

Oh hell nah. Have you seen Madagascar? Those penguins are some deadly mother fuckers.

 

[Owl Ki]

Folks here should be less concerned about the flippers and more concerned about the mouth.

Spoiler

 

[Kagumon]

No thanks. I'll leave it to the pros.

 

[Juanpiz]

Folks here should be less concerned about the flippers and more concerned about the mouth.

Spoiler

They cute

 

[Yoho]

What about if these are regular penguins but they can control their arms better to actually push their wing into your face rather than slap you on your sides?

After years of dealing with geese penguins are light work

 

[DonWick]

100 rounds of 5.56 isn’t really expensive.

 

[Warchief Sanji D Goat]

If I have access to my M4 Carbine with around 200 rounds then I can do the job just fine, bare hands fuck no lol. That's like me trying to bent a thumbtack, I can do it but it's gonna costs me some blood. Not worth it.

But if the penguins are like Madagascar penguins or dinosaur era penguins then wallahi, I'm finished.

 

[Mathias]

Just turn the heat on !

If I have access to my M4 Carbine with around 200 rounds then I can do the job just fine

Lol I read that and thought it was a copy pasta. But the rest of the post is too short.

 

[NAMELESS]

If there were 100 penguins wanting to fight you and you had to fight them each one at a time, do you think you could win?

Bro, a male kid would win that fight. Penguins are fragile.

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100 rounds of 5.56 isn’t really expensive.

Depends on where you live lol

 

[Warchief Sanji D Goat]

Lol I read that and thought it was a copy pasta. But the rest of the post is too short.

Lmao.