Luffy record post timeskip:
  • FMI: Was getting bodied by Hody for 70% of the fight
  • Punk Hazard: Got owned by Caesar and captured
  • Dressrosa: Couldn't take out a 10hp Doflamingo with his strongest form and needed Law's + the town's help to win
  • WCI: Couldn't take out fodder Cracker without Nami's help and canonically lost 1v1 to Katakuri without using Brulee's help 4 times
  • Wano: Got one shot by base Kaido (1hp Zoro survived the same attack) + got killed twice and needed Yamato's and supernova help to win
  • Egghead: Couldn't beat mentally nerfed Kizaru who was helping him by being an Uber delivery driver
  • Elbaf: Got bodied by an old, senile, retired man who's main cardio activity is crawling up a giant's vagina
Top 1... FRAUD
No wonder Shanks wont meet with him
 
Luffy record post timeskip:
  • FMI: Was getting bodied by Hody for 70% of the fight
  • Punk Hazard: Got owned by Caesar and captured
  • Dressrosa: Couldn't take out a 10hp Doflamingo with his strongest form and needed Law's + the town's help to win
  • WCI: Couldn't take out fodder Cracker without Nami's help and canonically lost 1v1 to Katakuri without using Brulee's help 4 times
  • Wano: Got one shot by base Kaido (1hp Zoro survived the same attack) + got killed twice and needed Yamato's and supernova help to win
  • Egghead: Couldn't beat mentally nerfed Kizaru who was helping him by being an Uber delivery driver
  • Elbaf: Got bodied by an old, senile, retired man who's main cardio activity is crawling up a giant's vagina
Top 1... FRAUD
:josad: m-masaka....
 
Found this on 2ch.net.

ルフィはガバンから鍵を奪おうとするが、ガバンは巧みに回避し続ける。
ゾロが加勢しようとするが、逆にガバンに刀とルフィの麦わら帽子を奪われてしまう。
ガバンが彼らの師匠を倒したと自慢する中、レイリーとミホークのイメージが浮かび上がる。
ロジャーの死後、ガバンとレイリーの決闘の回想シーンが始まる。ガバンは勝利を収め、レイリーはガバンを称え、「ナンバー2を超え、亡き船長に並んだ」と祝福する。
回想が終わり、ルフィは未来予知を使って帽子を取り戻そうとするが、ガバンは覇気(CoC)で未来予知を封じ、試合を放棄することを決める。
シャムロックが彼らのいる部屋へ向かう。
章の終わり。
Japanese fakes are just as good as ours
 
Luffy record post timeskip:
  • FMI: Was getting bodied by Hody for 70% of the fight
  • Punk Hazard: Got owned by Caesar and captured
  • Dressrosa: Couldn't take out a 10hp Doflamingo with his strongest form and needed Law's + the town's help to win
  • WCI: Couldn't take out fodder Cracker without Nami's help and canonically lost 1v1 to Katakuri without using Brulee's help 4 times
  • Wano: Got one shot by base Kaido (1hp Zoro survived the same attack) + got killed twice and needed Yamato's and supernova help to win
  • Egghead: Couldn't beat mentally nerfed Kizaru who was helping him by being an Uber delivery driver
  • Elbaf: Got bodied by an old, senile, retired man who's main cardio activity is crawling up a giant's vagina
Top 1... FRAUD
cumulation of worstgen/sword slurper arguments:gokulaugh:
 
Wrong
How many teeth did Usopp kicked out?
Who did body Luffy when he sperged out "than maybe you should leave the crew"
Exactly:goyea:
Sanji was doing that against his will, unlike Usopp.
Usopp lacks of self esteem made grow his grudge against Luffy. To return to the crew he needed to apologize, and he didnt want to make that. Actually he doesnt seem to think he was wrong about the going merry issue.

During onigashima raid Sanji said to Chopper to believe in Luffy's miracles. During the raid Usopp told to Nami lie to Ulti about Luffy being the future pirate king.

Usopp is the last luffy cocksucker
 
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