[FNZ] Super Role Madness DragonBall Mafia
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Thanks Dest. it's slowly getting better. Baby steps as they say :)
Ariess always says he's gonna retire but we'll never let him! His games are ones that bring everyone together.
Bet! I've always been a Samsung guy. Wouldn't mind trying another brand not named Apple but I read so many positive things about the S25+ I just have to try it!
Not the Ultra though, paying 400€ more for a slightly better camera.
The magic of Aries that can bring everyone together again. What a great man he is.
Bet! I've always been a Samsung guy. Wouldn't mind trying another brand not named Apple but I read so many positive things about the S25+ I just have to try it!
Not the Ultra though, paying 400€ more for a slightly better camera.
The Greatest Mafia Game Never Played
It was a day like any other on Worstgen, players just got done playing @EkkoLoJinx latest troll madness game when Ariess the OG Troll Host of mafia announced his new game, ''come play it guys! He said'' '' It will be totally nuts! He said''
And so players across the land—hardened veterans, shitposters, and tryhards alike—flocked to sign up.
The game was innocently titled:
"Dragonball Mafia"
People couldn't hold their excitement, after all this was the kind of game where they expected to get roles that let them rewind time, become their own twin, or ascend to godhood if they reached certain conditions.
But Ariess had something far more sinister planned.
The game began with a 1,500-word intro post, detailing crazy wish mechanics and roles, and people braced themselves for the insanity to come
And then…
The role PMs arrived.
The players blinked. Surely this was a joke. A trick. A setup within a setup.
But as they checked with each other, panic set in. Everyone was vanilla. No cop. No doctor. No serial killer disguised as a friendly bus driver who only kills people on Tuesdays.
Just… Vanilla.
The game thread erupted into chaos.
"Wait, where's my ability to become a phoenix if I die while holding a fruit?" Said Fuji
"My role is just… existing? I feel naked." Said Naomi once again being tricked into playing a vanilla game
"Ariess, is this some kind of elaborate multi-phase ARG that unlocks later?" Said resident RPG expert Ratchet
'' Guys, please calm down. Trust in the process, trust... in HIM.'' Said Kekkoberg the Third
To answer the threads pleas Ariess merely posted a
and locked the thread for the night phase.
The players waited with bated breath. Maybe their abilities would activate at night? Maybe some kind of super-role madness awakening event would trigger?
But no.
Nothing happened.
No deaths. No secret actions. No midnight explosion that turned three people into a hydra. Just a new day.
The panic increased.
"Fellas, what do we even do?? We have no info." Said mech slave Pot Goblin
"I think this game is broken." Commented Destroya
"Maybe we're in an alternate reality where we're all bulletproof?" Said forever optimist Flower
"Or maybe… we've already won and we're stuck in the postgame?" Started tinfoiling former opium addict Mr.Reloaded
Ariess simply posted a
With nothing to go on, the players started theorizing.
"What if the scum team doesn't even know they're scum?"
"What if we're ALL scum and the real town is in a different game?"
"Wait… is Ariess the only mafia member and we have to lynch HIM??"
Votes were thrown at random. The thread devolved into accusations of sorcery and mind games.
But when the final vote count came in…
Nobody was lynched.
When asked , Ariess smugly told them:
"There was never a lynch mechanic in this game."
The players finally understood.
There were no night kills.
There were no lynches.
There were no powers.
There were no scum.
This wasn't Mafia.
This was hell.
The players begged Ariess to stop.
"Please, just kill someone. Anyone. Let us out."
Ariess simply responded:
"You're free to leave at any time. You just have to admit you lost the game."
But one cant simply cant lose the game, so the players REFUSED.
57 real-time days passed.
No flips. No votes. Just a thread full of increasingly deranged conspiracies and copypasta manifestos. Clans formed, religions were created and sanity had finaly lost.
Some players went feral. They wrote entire fanfiction arcs about what should be happening in the game. Others began worshiping Ariess as a god hoping to be chosen for rapture. Some attempted to speedrun exile from the game by posting spoilers for other Mafia games.
But Ariess would not budge.
The game had no win condition. No endgame state. Just pure, unrelenting nothingness.
At long last, a single player cracked.
"Fine. I give up. I lost."
Ariess immediately locked the thread.
And with a single post, he declared:
"Mafia has won."
The remaining players lost their minds. "THERE WAS A MAFIA?? WHO??"
Ariess revealed the final truth.
"Me. I was the MafiaAnd I killed your will to play."
And with that, he disappeared into the void, leaving behind a player base permanently scarred.
The game was recorded in Mafia history as the worst/best game ever played.
Some called it a masterpiece of psychological horror. Others called it a war crime. But one thing was certain…
No one ever trusted an Ariess game ever again.
But as they checked with each other, panic set in. Everyone was vanilla. No cop. No doctor. No serial killer disguised as a friendly bus driver who only kills people on Tuesdays.
Just… Vanilla.
The game thread erupted into chaos.
"Wait, where's my ability to become a phoenix if I die while holding a fruit?" Said Fuji
"My role is just… existing? I feel naked." Said Naomi once again being tricked into playing a vanilla game
"Ariess, is this some kind of elaborate multi-phase ARG that unlocks later?" Said resident RPG expert Ratchet
'' Guys, please calm down. Trust in the process, trust... in HIM.'' Said Kekkoberg the Third
To answer the threads pleas Ariess merely posted a
and locked the thread for the night phase.The players waited with bated breath. Maybe their abilities would activate at night? Maybe some kind of super-role madness awakening event would trigger?
But no.
Nothing happened.
No deaths. No secret actions. No midnight explosion that turned three people into a hydra. Just a new day.
The panic increased.
"Fellas, what do we even do?? We have no info." Said mech slave Pot Goblin
"I think this game is broken." Commented Destroya
"Maybe we're in an alternate reality where we're all bulletproof?" Said forever optimist Flower
"Or maybe… we've already won and we're stuck in the postgame?" Started tinfoiling former opium addict Mr.Reloaded
Ariess simply posted a
With nothing to go on, the players started theorizing.
"What if the scum team doesn't even know they're scum?"
"What if we're ALL scum and the real town is in a different game?"
"Wait… is Ariess the only mafia member and we have to lynch HIM??"
Votes were thrown at random. The thread devolved into accusations of sorcery and mind games.
But when the final vote count came in…
Nobody was lynched.
When asked , Ariess smugly told them:
"There was never a lynch mechanic in this game."
The players finally understood.
There were no night kills.
There were no lynches.
There were no powers.
There were no scum.
This wasn't Mafia.
This was hell.
The players begged Ariess to stop.
"Please, just kill someone. Anyone. Let us out."
Ariess simply responded:
"You're free to leave at any time. You just have to admit you lost the game."
But one cant simply cant lose the game, so the players REFUSED.
57 real-time days passed.
No flips. No votes. Just a thread full of increasingly deranged conspiracies and copypasta manifestos. Clans formed, religions were created and sanity had finaly lost.
Some players went feral. They wrote entire fanfiction arcs about what should be happening in the game. Others began worshiping Ariess as a god hoping to be chosen for rapture. Some attempted to speedrun exile from the game by posting spoilers for other Mafia games.
But Ariess would not budge.
The game had no win condition. No endgame state. Just pure, unrelenting nothingness.
At long last, a single player cracked.
"Fine. I give up. I lost."
Ariess immediately locked the thread.
And with a single post, he declared:
"Mafia has won."
The remaining players lost their minds. "THERE WAS A MAFIA?? WHO??"
Ariess revealed the final truth.
"Me. I was the Mafia
And I killed your will to play."And with that, he disappeared into the void, leaving behind a player base permanently scarred.
The game was recorded in Mafia history as the worst/best game ever played.
Some called it a masterpiece of psychological horror. Others called it a war crime. But one thing was certain…
No one ever trusted an Ariess game ever again.
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@Crowned Witch
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@Lethal Banks
@Ghostface Killa
@The Orca
@Polar Bear
@Naomi
@Ratchet
@Red Night
@Flower
@Stargate
@MUUGEN
@Bohancockshuband
@Alwaysmind
@Destroya
@Lord Melkor
@Jaguark101
@Michelle
@Reloaded
@Pot Goblin
@Random Asshole
@Sir Yasheen
@tepig19283
@EkkoLoJinx
@SoulKiller
@Mashiro Blue
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@Ariess
I unfortunately am going to have to cancel the game and maybe redo it hopefully in a better time, right now I'm living in Mexico unfortunately I ended up running into alot of real life problems. I ended up getting into a domestic violence situation with my girlfriend well ex now here. I tried to end it and things got ugly quick. She physically assaulted me
I ended up being forced to defend myself. Her family called the cops on me and because I'm the guy in this situation I'm assumed as the bad guy. This country is also ass backwards and I know they are looking for me because im American and they are trying to squeeze as much money as they can out of me. I won't be able to be host this game properly as I'm basically on the run, hoping family can clear things up so i can get my ticket and head back to America. I'll like to apologize to the people who joined this game, and expected a true aries game expirence that due to outside problems is forcing me out to host one of my favorite themes
I ended up being forced to defend myself. Her family called the cops on me and because I'm the guy in this situation I'm assumed as the bad guy. This country is also ass backwards and I know they are looking for me because im American and they are trying to squeeze as much money as they can out of me. I won't be able to be host this game properly as I'm basically on the run, hoping family can clear things up so i can get my ticket and head back to America. I'll like to apologize to the people who joined this game, and expected a true aries game expirence that due to outside problems is forcing me out to host one of my favorite themes
I unfortunately am going to have to cancel the game and maybe redo it hopefully in a better time, right now I'm living in Mexico unfortunately I ended up running into alot of real life problems. I ended up getting into a domestic violence situation with my girlfriend well ex now here. I tried to end it and things got ugly quick. She physically assaulted me
I ended up being forced to defend myself. Her family called the cops on me and because I'm the guy in this situation I'm assumed as the bad guy. This country is also ass backwards and I know they are looking for me because im American and they are trying to squeeze as much money as they can out of me. I won't be able to be host this game properly as I'm basically on the run, hoping family can clear things up so i can get my ticket and head back to America. I'll like to apologize to the people who joined this game, and expected a true aries game expirence that due to outside problems is forcing me out to host one of my favorite themes
I ended up being forced to defend myself. Her family called the cops on me and because I'm the guy in this situation I'm assumed as the bad guy. This country is also ass backwards and I know they are looking for me because im American and they are trying to squeeze as much money as they can out of me. I won't be able to be host this game properly as I'm basically on the run, hoping family can clear things up so i can get my ticket and head back to America. I'll like to apologize to the people who joined this game, and expected a true aries game expirence that due to outside problems is forcing me out to host one of my favorite themes
Thanks Yo. I mean it!
It's a bit complicated but I think I figured it out hopefully. I appreciate your take on me being an expert on Ayurveda xD but I just know a bit from herbs that I can actually use/get here. Most are not available here in Europe. Still Tulsi is king!
I'm slowly getting better. Thanks for worrying Yo. I just need a lot of rest and be stress free (and stick to the diet)
It's a bit complicated but I think I figured it out hopefully. I appreciate your take on me being an expert on Ayurveda xD but I just know a bit from herbs that I can actually use/get here. Most are not available here in Europe. Still Tulsi is king!
I'm slowly getting better. Thanks for worrying Yo. I just need a lot of rest and be stress free (and stick to the diet)
I unfortunately am going to have to cancel the game and maybe redo it hopefully in a better time, right now I'm living in Mexico unfortunately I ended up running into alot of real life problems. I ended up getting into a domestic violence situation with my girlfriend well ex now here. I tried to end it and things got ugly quick. She physically assaulted me
I ended up being forced to defend myself. Her family called the cops on me and because I'm the guy in this situation I'm assumed as the bad guy. This country is also ass backwards and I know they are looking for me because im American and they are trying to squeeze as much money as they can out of me. I won't be able to be host this game properly as I'm basically on the run, hoping family can clear things up so i can get my ticket and head back to America. I'll like to apologize to the people who joined this game, and expected a true aries game expirence that due to outside problems is forcing me out to host one of my favorite themes
I ended up being forced to defend myself. Her family called the cops on me and because I'm the guy in this situation I'm assumed as the bad guy. This country is also ass backwards and I know they are looking for me because im American and they are trying to squeeze as much money as they can out of me. I won't be able to be host this game properly as I'm basically on the run, hoping family can clear things up so i can get my ticket and head back to America. I'll like to apologize to the people who joined this game, and expected a true aries game expirence that due to outside problems is forcing me out to host one of my favorite themes
I unfortunately am going to have to cancel the game and maybe redo it hopefully in a better time, right now I'm living in Mexico unfortunately I ended up running into alot of real life problems. I ended up getting into a domestic violence situation with my girlfriend well ex now here. I tried to end it and things got ugly quick. She physically assaulted me
I ended up being forced to defend myself. Her family called the cops on me and because I'm the guy in this situation I'm assumed as the bad guy. This country is also ass backwards and I know they are looking for me because im American and they are trying to squeeze as much money as they can out of me. I won't be able to be host this game properly as I'm basically on the run, hoping family can clear things up so i can get my ticket and head back to America. I'll like to apologize to the people who joined this game, and expected a true aries game expirence that due to outside problems is forcing me out to host one of my favorite themes
I ended up being forced to defend myself. Her family called the cops on me and because I'm the guy in this situation I'm assumed as the bad guy. This country is also ass backwards and I know they are looking for me because im American and they are trying to squeeze as much money as they can out of me. I won't be able to be host this game properly as I'm basically on the run, hoping family can clear things up so i can get my ticket and head back to America. I'll like to apologize to the people who joined this game, and expected a true aries game expirence that due to outside problems is forcing me out to host one of my favorite themes
I unfortunately am going to have to cancel the game and maybe redo it hopefully in a better time, right now I'm living in Mexico unfortunately I ended up running into alot of real life problems. I ended up getting into a domestic violence situation with my girlfriend well ex now here. I tried to end it and things got ugly quick. She physically assaulted me
I ended up being forced to defend myself. Her family called the cops on me and because I'm the guy in this situation I'm assumed as the bad guy. This country is also ass backwards and I know they are looking for me because im American and they are trying to squeeze as much money as they can out of me. I won't be able to be host this game properly as I'm basically on the run, hoping family can clear things up so i can get my ticket and head back to America. I'll like to apologize to the people who joined this game, and expected a true aries game expirence that due to outside problems is forcing me out to host one of my favorite themes
I ended up being forced to defend myself. Her family called the cops on me and because I'm the guy in this situation I'm assumed as the bad guy. This country is also ass backwards and I know they are looking for me because im American and they are trying to squeeze as much money as they can out of me. I won't be able to be host this game properly as I'm basically on the run, hoping family can clear things up so i can get my ticket and head back to America. I'll like to apologize to the people who joined this game, and expected a true aries game expirence that due to outside problems is forcing me out to host one of my favorite themes
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